If Things Could Talk This Is What They Would Say (My 25 New Illustrations)

Knew that damn game was plotting Something

Dude, what happen to your fro?

Heeeere comes the airplane

Oh the horrors I have seen

THis one made me giggle.

No, you become tunnels for people to stick their face into so they can take pics and act like their a moon

Aww poor table!

Cute one : )

Wish that was always the case

He's very one-dimensional.

I'm going au naturel!

best pickup line ever

No telling what he was doing up all night. He has a dark side you know.

It's the Fruit Revolution

I totally did this. I was eating sushi and I full on thought it was avocado. I almost died.

He just borrowed it.

A cheese pizza isn't a pizza. It is just a foundation.

More like Justin Timberlake a la N'sync era

"I'm gonna make you some mad bread"

Olive you alone then!!

Especially if those rings are from The Varsity in Atlanta. Best onion rings on the planet!

aw, you pea-nut!

Broccolli looking worried.

And he is thinking ¨Ok sure¨

What does this mean....