40 Of The Stupidest Names People Have Encountered That Made Them Wonder “What The Parents Were Thinking”

Bible names are traditional, but it's definitely a good idea to read the story before you commit.

what type demon possessed you?

Might as well name her F8th

Her sister's name is San Antonia

Should we still be happy that person's sister is a fan of Nirvana and not a fan of Slayer...

It sounds fine, but words have meanings in addition to their sounds which also have to be considered.

Why has it been censored? It's his name!!

Now see, this is one example of the benefits of an old-fashioned, classical education !

I knew a guy in uni called Donald McDonald - tragic

i feel as a kid peopel would call him Smelly Smelvin and that’s sad

Juan and Jtwo (pronounced hwan and htwo)

how about this instead random green blurb: no m***********g way in spicy jesus

Who dat? 'S yo mama!

I seriously didn't want to say it, I can't stop: People are gonna say, "Look there, Mike is riding *ahem*"

Well, better than a cul-de-sac.

hello fellow stroke person

her legacy is a splatter movie

i think they made a typo when trying to write it

In my language, kelina sounds like a word for calling someone bald

or Shart

Someone has been looking at a list of English towns...!

🌵 🥨 (i meant a cracker there’s no emoji of it)

Someday, Em-Anon will be the name of the 12-step program for people suffering from the curse of their horrible made-up name.

she would have been bullied as a kid and kids would call her crusty cursty

I always think of the nicknames involved. Strattie? I think not.

Tell me you are American without saying you are American

That edit is gold, which will probably be the name of her fourth or fifth kid..

Amazakeen? Sounds like something a genie would say before granting a wish

That name sounds outdated.

Sequin.

That sounds like a cough medicine

someone had a stroke while typing anastasia… worse than the ones i had while writing comments on the cursed comments post

Where are Northen and Southen?

He's gonna want to go by JZ at some point.

ella, ella, eh, eh, eh

and she has a brother called… ( someone make one i can’t remember

And if you want a really pretty girl's name, how about Lyrica? Oh wait...

I am rhaging at these names

One of my great grandmothers was Athalie, pronounced at-a-lee, this isn't any worse than that.

let me pronounce: phailinsjdndjrnfhskcjxdddjenjndjnidnudninxundeuehduebeubruxbrfhyc nope i’m having another stroke f**k

I feel like all readers of the Babysitter’s Little Sister series were impressed by this name.

get my defibrillator guys! i left it on another post! she’s having a stroke!

Wow! The one up manship! What next? D**k Intercontinental Missile? D**k A. Bomb?

I am in paighn reading these naighmes.

whoa what makes ppl do this

There are so many towns named after Lafayette, and counties, colleges and whatever - one more child named after him won't matter.

Could be worse I suppose, Jawjar.

My brain convinced me it said Dakota so for a split second I thought that's not weird...

it’s strange… she seems to be having a stroke, but can turn it on and off!

Well, in Hebrew, an "im" on the end of a word makes it plural, as in "kibbutzim" (more than one kibbutz). So maybe Pryiim means...more than one Prius?

Wasn't Kal-El like Supermans dad?

Wavy Davy

Seriousleigh stop it

My name but an unnecessary bit extra

miss, we must get you to rehab for excessive weed usage

grain..... its a grain

That's a stripper name. Sorry.

Liv’i’aaannnna

I love that name to bits (simply because I’m a big fan of the Kirby series)

Castle is actually one of my favourite names, bit spelled Cassell

Those are Hebrew names.. very common

*technically* it's a Shakespearean name but I doubt they know that

Tell me your kid is gonna be a stripper without telling me your kid is gonna be a stripper

Ummm, does the sonogram say "girl part"?

"Maybelle" isn't new.