Your Favorite Pokemon Has A Depressing Secret, And I Illustrated It

Catching a wild Eevee might make you really happy, but are Pokemon happy? I illustrated some of the saddest facts about some of the cutest Pokemon.

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Cubone Wears The Saddest Possible Sort Of Hand-Me-Down

Cubone illustration with text about wearing its mother's skull, highlighting a depressing secret.

Final score:

23points

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Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago

At least it doesn't make yer butt look fat . . .

7points

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Eevee Has Some Big Decisions To Make

Sad Eevee pondering its evolution choices, illustrating a depressing secret about favorite Pokemon.

Final score:

21points

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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago

I dont consider this sad.

9points

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Snorlax And I Have Similar Appetites

Snorlax illustration with text about its hunger requiring 900 lbs of food; Snorlax saying, "No, you can't have my fries."

Final score:

18points

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Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago

.... dreamin' of fries!

5points

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Everyone Knows What A Poliwag Just Ate

Poliwag illustration showing its translucent stomach with visible intestines.

Final score:

15points

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Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago

Looks like he just ate a Cinnabon!

6points

Jigglypuff's Singing Shouldn't Be Music To Your Ears

Jigglypuff illustration showing its sad secret of not being able to sing and breathe at the same time.

Final score:

14points

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Olivia Plasencia 8 years ago

Basically life with asthma...

2points

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That Adorable Oddish You Just Found Is Taking The Day Off

Oddish with closed eyes, thinking "I'm sure I'm not missing anything," illustrating a secret about a favorite Pokemon.

Final score:

12points

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POKEPOKEpikapika 2 years ago

Poor Oddy!

0points

But There's No Need For Bulbasaur To Eat Anything

Sad Bulbasaur illustration revealing its sunlight survival secret.

Final score:

12points

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King Of Spades 5 years ago

I agree, my boy

2points

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Rattata Sleeps With One Ear Open

Depressing secret of your favorite Pokemon: Rattata listens for danger while sleeping, shown with a sad expression.

Final score:

10points

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Jon Watts 8 years ago

sounds like my cat

2points

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Your Favorite Pokemon Has A Depressing Secret, And I Illustrated It

Cubone Wears The Saddest Possible Sort Of Hand-Me-Down

Eevee Has Some Big Decisions To Make

Snorlax And I Have Similar Appetites

Everyone Knows What A Poliwag Just Ate

Jigglypuff's Singing Shouldn't Be Music To Your Ears

That Adorable Oddish You Just Found Is Taking The Day Off

But There's No Need For Bulbasaur To Eat Anything

Rattata Sleeps With One Ear Open

Brooke Barker

Brooke Barker

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