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I came across 40 hilarious responses people received while texting. Some were unexpected, others were downright clever, but all of them were guaranteed to make you laugh!

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OzzyTheMano (They/Them)
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1 year ago

that's one way to get them to answer...

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    kitfox
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    1 year ago

    I agree 👍 Totally love the sarcasm 🤣

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    OzzyTheMano (They/Them)
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    1 year ago

    that's a whole new level of drunk.

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago (edited)

    Game over, God, you lose.

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    The person leveling NYC
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    1 year ago

    I wish I had a friend like this

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    Bi.Felicia
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    1 year ago

    Probably since the day they found out that you were dating someone named Ruth.

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    OzzyTheMano (They/Them)
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    1 year ago

    poor dave

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    1 year ago

    Münster. Le Gruyere. Nordseekäse.

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    Bi.Felicia
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    1 year ago

    Boom 💥

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago

    Mum is brutal. I think I'm in love.

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    ThatAussieIdiot(He/Him/Aussie)
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    1 year ago (edited)

    I had something very similar almost happen to me- I was in target or kmart (they still exist down under) and my 4yo autistic butt got distracted by a plane toy, then got overwhelmed and scared because of a very loud fan, while my mother with my very young(under 5 month old) baby brother walked out and almost drove off. Don't worry, from a pure stroke of luck one of my mum's friends found me and my mum realised before she drove off, so I was fine.

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    ManuelQue
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    1 year ago

    🤣🤣🤣

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    cj be like
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    1 year ago

    This post reads like the dad is texting to the son, but the little contact name says "dad"?? do they call their son dad or something? or is this just fake

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    1 year ago

    He only gave him a heads up, so that his daughter did not wind up in prison.

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago

    I'm over 46 and I'M laughing.

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    Amy
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    1 year ago

    The spelling and the fact having intolerance would have no relation to pasta 😂

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    Inigo Montoya
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    1 year ago

    Hemp, rice, coconut, soy, pea, chia, millet....

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    Amy
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    1 year ago

    A balanced diet is one in each hand. And one in your tummy.

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago

    I have seen this one with 10 different animals, but each time it's still cute.

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    stev
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    1 year ago

    i have never related to something more

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    1 year ago

    Flawless Response Victory.

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    stev
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    1 year ago

    real

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago

    Well then, act like a god. When they come to you because they need something, ignore them back.

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago

    Seriously, Michael, get a grip.

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    stev
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    1 year ago

    legendary

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    Lilli Belisle
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    1 year ago

    Never see him again!!! That worm.👿

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    addyleigh
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    1 year ago

    Lasagna, i know because i memorized the sound of how its spelt lol

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    olaff 422
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    1 year ago

    Anyone that gives President Musk money should be disowned.

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    real mccoy
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    1 year ago

    They didn’t even spell sergeant correctly. If you’re gonna scam someone, do it well.

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    stev
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    1 year ago

    he was never heard from again.

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    1 year ago (edited)

    Hey Trevor, way to be... "That Guy". You probably talk yourself out of promotions too.

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    1 year ago (edited)

    "I may be broke, but I also still have a shovel, some concrete, and a few uncles."

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    Marnie
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    1 year ago

    Well, for the sticky part to be on your vagina, you would have to insert the pad into your vagina. The vagina is internal. But anyway, I don't believe this. It wouldn't absorb much if anything, so wouldn't work and you'd figure it out pretty quickly.

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    Cyndielouwhoo
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    1 year ago

    Maybe it was the cat.

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    stev
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    1 year ago

    "just take the apples anyone" "seriously i cant with this s**t"

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    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago

    So funny. Maybe parents should realise the child's character depends on them.

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    ManuelQue
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    1 year ago

    🤣

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    stev
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    1 year ago

    nugget

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago

    Ha!

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