40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

This is awesome :D

No, my friend. Not at all.

a tradition that should remain in the past.

Not just titties... o.o

Did they claw their way out

I think these are Christmas ornaments popular among gay men. Featuring mermen professions.

they can just use the floor (so I've heard)

the planet of seagulls

I bet it is comfy

I love how even the dog can’t look at the camera lol

Looks like Freddie Mercury ;o)

I drawer the line at this...

those death marks are disturbing

I hate plastic plants- what is the point?

Not bad

It would be great in a kid space. You could never tell if they spilled anything on it

there is probably to infinity and beyond numbers in the box

Where did they get all the teeth from?

the breath of Britney Spears- goes for a load of cash. So I've heard...

No, there's an underground market for those.

Noooooo

I totally believe that they need it gone.

I love big butts and I can not lie

Expensive bean sprouts.

having a satanic dump

I'm assuming it's for medical students.

That's more of Bill than I ever wanted to see.

by Bandy Poohol?

Looks like Pizza the Hutt from Spaceballs!

Aren't these moulded to fit the individual? Still gross anyway.

Good for the more fancy gamers

50% off! Practically a steal!

Evil dead vibes

Ew

I love todd

It's made from the mask of Dj Hi_Tek from the Die Antwoord band; I would have buy it even twice that price

So does that mean I've been sitting on a gold mine (sorry, lint mine) for the past 2 years?

What's she trying to sell here again?

This was a 5 year old's summer project that their parents posted online to make money I guess.

is this during the great KFC starvation in lockdown 2020?

My parents made me watch this as a kid. I wish I was kidding.

To match your truck nuts

this is next level awesome

Sentimental? Yes, thats why you pulled it off just before closing the coffin. Probably even stole it

I'm picturing something other than a wine bottle in his hand...

It needs burned. That is nasty

Sinead O'Connor the Catholic Priest years pinata?

could make a good food prep table....

Oh hell NO!!!!!!!!

She is just overworked.

I'm still mad. I really liked Jell-O pudding pops and there is no chance of them being revived now. Damn you Bill.

Jesus looks pretty good as a drag queen. Reminds me of that one Eurovision winner

Just cross out my name and write yours in? How did he/she gain a BA in criminal justice?

Don't dead open inside

And the south wonders why it will never rise again.

Strange, yes. Wonderful, no

looks like Ronald McDonald has been drinking again

Kinda cute

that mouse has ridiculous sized tits

Over a week ago !

That is the most repulsive thing I have ever seen. Well next to anything else that has his face on it.

This is gross disrespect of mr bean.