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Overprotective Woman’s List Of Rules Before Allowing Husband To Go To A Bachelor Party Goes Viral
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Overprotective Woman’s List Of Rules Before Allowing Husband To Go To A Bachelor Party Goes Viral

One woman has given new meaning to the term ‘overprotective.’ Recently, a concerned wife turned to Facebook to share a bizarre set of rules she insisted her husband follows if he wanted to attend a bachelor party. Now don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with trying to keep your partner out of trouble. There is, however, something very, very ridiculous about grown-up men being forced to party under conditions that would make a primary school disco look like Las Vegas. Yeah, that’s right, the woman not only demanded her husband follow the rules but his friends who attended the bachelor party as well.

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There is something very ridiculous about grown-up men being forced to party under conditions that would make a primary school disco look like Las Vegas

Image credits: Reddit

Naturally, people on Facebook expressed their concerns for the poor guy’s sake. And to the lady’s credit, she did hear them out. Heck, she even realized that she had no control over men. So, she did the only thing she could — she forbade her husband from going to the party in the first place.

Bachelor and bachelorette parties are a time-honored tradition. They usually involve a wild night out sometime shortly before getting married. These last moments of “freedom” can be controversial, especially since the stereotypical bachelor party is all about hard partying and strippers. Of course, that doesn’t mean that every bachelor or bachelorette party is pure infidelity. Plenty of men and women have low-key get-togethers to mark their last days of being a bachelor/bachelorette.

Interestingly,  like many modern things, the concept of this occasion is traced back to ancient Greece, as early as the 5th century B.C. According to TIME, it is believed that the ancient Spartans were the first to make a celebration out of the groom’s last night as a single man. Spartan soldiers held a dinner to honor their friend and made toasts on his behalf — with, one assumes, a Spartan sense of decorum. Since then, however, this event has become wilder.

People had a lot to say about these ridiculous demands

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Monty Is Fiennes
Community Member
3 years ago

Is anyone calling BS on this stuff these days????...

Alex Bailey
Community Member
3 years ago

A neighbour of mine isn't allowed to watch the odd football match in the house - even on a TV not being used by his wife. Some people just love to control. Sad.

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Minnie-me
Community Member
3 years ago

Ok, this is why religious people/religion, in general, get a bad rap. Don't blame it on Christianity because you want to control your husband. Get over yourself.

L McN
Community Member
3 years ago

Agreed. There is nothing about being a Christian couple that says..well, ANY of this. From either spouse (although some may misinterpret portions of the bible to say "ownership" is involved), this is plain abusive. Maybe not physically, but it traps the other and forces dishonesty.

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Who needs trust and friendship when you cna have total control? I recommend an implanted GPS tracker with an automatic electro shocker to deal shocks when swearing.

Vic
Community Member
3 years ago

She had 2 simple options: 1. Go with her husband, carry a whistle and monitor the party like a referee. 2. Make them have the bachelors party at Chuck-E-Cheese 😁😁

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Monty Is Fiennes
Community Member
3 years ago

Is anyone calling BS on this stuff these days????...

Alex Bailey
Community Member
3 years ago

A neighbour of mine isn't allowed to watch the odd football match in the house - even on a TV not being used by his wife. Some people just love to control. Sad.

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Minnie-me
Community Member
3 years ago

Ok, this is why religious people/religion, in general, get a bad rap. Don't blame it on Christianity because you want to control your husband. Get over yourself.

L McN
Community Member
3 years ago

Agreed. There is nothing about being a Christian couple that says..well, ANY of this. From either spouse (although some may misinterpret portions of the bible to say "ownership" is involved), this is plain abusive. Maybe not physically, but it traps the other and forces dishonesty.

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Who needs trust and friendship when you cna have total control? I recommend an implanted GPS tracker with an automatic electro shocker to deal shocks when swearing.

Vic
Community Member
3 years ago

She had 2 simple options: 1. Go with her husband, carry a whistle and monitor the party like a referee. 2. Make them have the bachelors party at Chuck-E-Cheese 😁😁

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