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Time For Serious Questions: How A Dog Should Wear Pants?
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Animals, Funny6 years ago

Time For Serious Questions: How A Dog Should Wear Pants?

How would a dog wear pants? This twisted question has been plaguing the Internet at least since November, when a Yik Yak user posed the question, and then BuzzFeed polled its readers. Fast-forward to December when FB page Utopian Raspberry user “Norbert” posted a stylized illustration of the same question, which was then re-tweeted by Maxim editor Jared Keller, who went on to interview “Norbert.” Read the short interview, then see the puzzling picture and Mashable’s take on it, below:

“I created it last night at about 2 or 3 am (it’s 4:30 pm now my time),” Norbert told Maxim. “I saw some dogs wearing pants, and I thought about how they don’t really have arms so their pants should technically go on every leg. I just tried both versions. I honestly didn’t expect it to become so popular,” he added. “I’m just glad people found it entertaining.”

More info: Utopian Raspberry | Maxim (h/t: jaredbkeller)

Image credits: Jared Keller

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Qwerty65
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6 years ago

Dog: 2. Pants were made to fit snugly at the waist + to cover/protect the pee-pee and poo-poo place. Ferret: 2. Because that's where their nipples are. Earthworm: Neither. They don't lactate. Spider: 2. As http://australianmuseum.net.au/how-spiders-see-the-world states, they use different-sized eyes to focus. Since monocles were made for one side of our vision, it only makes sense to make a custom *monocle for one side of theirs. (*Even though "monocle" means "one-eyed".) Giraffe: 2. Neck ties are to be worn at the base of the neck, not underneath our jaws. Octopus: 2. They are referred to as "arms" more than legs. They swim more than they walk on the seafloor, and they use their arms to grasp things more than they do anything else. Only difference: Cover the arms with gloves and make as many fingers in the glove as there are suckers.

SamanthaEverett
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6 years ago

Agreed I think.. I didn't read all that

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Tarun
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6 years ago

You don't wear pants over your hands!

JeffreyChanTin
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6 years ago

Not with that attitude!

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IceBear
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6 years ago

Ice bear has found serious conflict here

Panpan
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6 years ago

Where? I like your profile name btw

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Qwerty65
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6 years ago

Dog: 2. Pants were made to fit snugly at the waist + to cover/protect the pee-pee and poo-poo place. Ferret: 2. Because that's where their nipples are. Earthworm: Neither. They don't lactate. Spider: 2. As http://australianmuseum.net.au/how-spiders-see-the-world states, they use different-sized eyes to focus. Since monocles were made for one side of our vision, it only makes sense to make a custom *monocle for one side of theirs. (*Even though "monocle" means "one-eyed".) Giraffe: 2. Neck ties are to be worn at the base of the neck, not underneath our jaws. Octopus: 2. They are referred to as "arms" more than legs. They swim more than they walk on the seafloor, and they use their arms to grasp things more than they do anything else. Only difference: Cover the arms with gloves and make as many fingers in the glove as there are suckers.

SamanthaEverett
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6 years ago

Agreed I think.. I didn't read all that

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Tarun
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6 years ago

You don't wear pants over your hands!

JeffreyChanTin
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6 years ago

Not with that attitude!

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IceBear
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6 years ago

Ice bear has found serious conflict here

Panpan
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6 years ago

Where? I like your profile name btw

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