Katie Perkins has had enough of her caravan. Recently, the woman listed her 27-year-old monstrosity, begging people to ‘get this hunk of junk off my f***ing land.’

Perkins uploaded the ad for the caravan – which is currently sitting in Glastonbury, England – last week with the price of £100,000 ($132,795).

In all caps, she wrote a hilariously honest description of the darn thing, too. Perkins explained that her family had been living in it while they were building their ‘dream home’, but admitted that it wasn’t a very comfortable experience.

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The seller also attached these photos to complete the big picture

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It’s 32 feet by 10 feet, 2 bed static

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“I’d love to say it’s f***ing beautiful, but I’d be lying”

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“I’d love to say I loved living in it, but I’d be lying”

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“I’d love to say I’d look forward to a caravan holiday, but guess what…? I’d be lying”

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The caravan comes with a few “extras”, including a couple of old shoes in the wardrobe, abstract art “courtesy of the children” and old bottles of booze under the sink

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“Pretty sure there’s even a slow cooker that was only used once?”

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The woman said the caravan has a “s*** oven”, a “s*** hob” and a “s*** fridge”, but does boast a “pretty decent microwave, albeit a cheap Morrisons one”

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She added that the best have been “destroyed” but she couldn’t be bothered to remove them

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Here’s what people have been saying about the caravan and its ad