70 Hilarious Yard Signs For Anyone Looking To Give Their Neighbors Something To Laugh At
We hear all too often about bad neighbors. The entitled Karens, the bossy Brendas, the crazy Kevins and the nosy Nevils. But among the rotten apples lies a mix of sweeter civilians who don't get nearly enough credit for the joy they bring to our streets. Our favorite type of neighbor is the one who makes others laugh, and some are so brilliant that they can do so without saying a single word.
These are the guys and girls that can take a blank canvas and turn it into a yard sign worth its weight in comedy gold. Whether they're wishing happiness on the thief who stole their anti-depressants, or advertising an "everything must go sale" to get rid of their cheating spouse's belongings, people are proving that a little bit of creativity can brighten the dullest of days.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of the most hilarious and witty yard signs spotted in the wild. Many are so good that they might even motivate Karen to stop complaining, if only for a few minutes.
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I Hope You're Happy
The United States was awash with yard signs in the run-up to the mid-terms. Now that the big day has come and gone, many Americans are wondering what to do with the signs. Instead of throwing them in the bin, some experts suggest repurposing them.
"Corrugated plastic signs are strong and lightweight, making them a good starting material for plenty of DIY projects," reveals eSigns.com, and we'll get to some ideas a bit later...
The company's experts add that if you're not into DIY, you could also donate the yard signs. Start by checking if anyone in your area is looking for used yard signs. "Chances are you’ll find one," they say. "For example, Florida beekeeper Alma Johnson uses upcycled corrugated plastic signs to keep bees safe and warm. Tiny WPA, a nonprofit in Philadelphia, also takes in old campaign signs to be repurposed."
Church Yard Sign
This One Wins For Cutest Sign
eSigns' experts say, whatever you do, think twice before binning old yard or election signs. They'll just end up in landfills and contribute to the demise of our planet. Instead, you could use one as a bike basket liner by cutting it to the exact dimensions of your bike basket and fitting it in. They claim it's near-indestructible.
You could also take inspiration from this funny list, repaint the sign and turn it into something that makes others laugh. "You can paint over a sign to create a proverbial blank canvas," the suggest. "These blank signs are perfect for DIY displays during small gatherings and celebrations at home."
Girl Scouts, We're Still Cool
Stealing Plants Yard Sign
I have a woman that sometimes gives me flowers she has stolen from peoples' yards. I never know what to say.
Another option is to use the old sign as a chalkboard. You do this by simply painting it with chalkboard paint. Once it dries, you can use it as a toy, for retail displays, or to write a funny message on. Old yard signs can also be turned into storage boxes. All you need isa box cutter, glue, and some elbow grease.
"Even the sign stakes can be repurposed!" say the the experts. "Use the stakes together with a small cut-out of the yard sign to create easy-to-see labels for your garden crops and flowers."
Lastly, you can use old yard signs to strengthen your bags. "Small cut-outs of the plastic sign panels can add strength and durability to otherwise flimsy bags," reveals the eSigns team. "Keep one inside your bag for your next grocery trip."
Nah, I'm Good!
Rake In The Customers With Your Geek Cred
Come For The Drama, Stay For The Bargains!
The folks over at YardSigns.com say that when it comes to recycling signs, the material will determine your options. "Corrugated polypropylene is most reusable; plastic-coated paper is neither re-paintable nor recyclable," they reveal.
They suggest that when it comes to yard signs, you always buy for reuse from the start. "Choose UV-resistant inks, durable materials, and designs without dates to extend sign life across multiple cycles," advises the site.
Be Safe Funny Sign
Sign At A Local Park
Smartphone Zombies?
Yard Signs' team says that corrugated plastic and aluminium signs hold up well across multiple seasons when stored properly. However, before you pack them away, there are a few steps you should follow. The first is to clean the sign by wiping both faces with a damp cloth and mild dish soap. Follow by rinsing with a hose and letting it air dry completely before stacking.
The second step is to inspect the sign for damage. "Check edges for brittleness or delamination," advise the experts. "If the flutes are crushed or the surface is cracked, the sign won’t survive another season outdoors."
Do They Do This Wherever They Go?
Truly A Historical Landmark
Flying Cats?????
i would hang around that sign and wait for the action to unfold.
Don't forget to remove or flatten the H-stakes. "Pull stakes free and bundle them separately with zip ties or rubber bands. Bent stakes can puncture other signs in storage," warn the experts, adding that you should always stack signs flat or allow them to stand vertically:
"Lay signs flat with a sheet of cardboard between each one, or stand them upright in a dry corner. Avoid leaning them against a wall at a sharp angle — that warps the panels over time."
When storing your signs, you'll want to label each bundle. Do this by putting a strip of masking tape on the edge, and writing the event name and year using a permanent marker. Your future self will thank you.
Are Tomb Stones Part Of The Birthday Wishes?
There is a distinct experiential difference between getting head and getting a headstone.
How To Embarrass Your Uncle
I am not just over the hill. I am also careening down the other slope.
I Know Who Gets My Vote
Now That's What I Call Advertising
Either Way, We Need Some Brains
Dank Memes In Your Neighborhood
This Is Exactly How Horror Movies Start
Shame On You, Linnie!
Hello? Looking For Deals?
Jail Sale Funny Sign
Not Brag Funny Sign
Don't Stomp Here Yard Sign
No Signs On Yard
At Least They're Honest
A House Divided
One reason for Romney's defeat is that voters recognized that Thurston Howell would not make a good president.
Fitness Is All About Being Realistic About Your Limitations
No Stones
Free Beer Garbage Sale Sign
Building Not For Sale Sign
Posting This In Front Of My Condo
During Covid, a bunch of people from the Toronto bought houses in the country near where I live. They were confused about septic tanks "What do you mean there's no sewer?", upset about the crappy internet, and at least one couple complained to council about the smell of cow dung, demanding something be done about it.
Right Lane Must Right Left
You Can Leave That Holy Water At Home, Pal
What if their head in spinning around and they're spitting out green stuff?
Creepy Sign
Turn Back Now
Should I Be Scared?
A Møøse once bit my sister ... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
Who’s Doing This?
I, For One, Welcome Our New Robot Overlords
Baby Got Backyard Junk
Made A Yard Sign For Halloween. The Neighbors Are Confused
This one doesn't make sense. Self-identification does not change biology.
For Lease Navidad Sign
If Tyson actually showed up, he'd sure give them an earful. Or take one.
...all The Way To The Ground
Ex's Yard Sale Sign
I Believe This Romney Supporter
So if someone had just shot holes in his sign with a gun, they would be exercising their 2nd Amendment rights, correct?
Going Jogging
Yes, I'd say her children have more than enough difficulties already.
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