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We hear all too often about bad neighbors. The entitled Karens, the bossy Brendas, the crazy Kevins and the nosy Nevils. But among the rotten apples lies a mix of sweeter civilians who don't get nearly enough credit for the joy they bring to our streets. Our favorite type of neighbor is the one who makes others laugh, and some are so brilliant that they can do so without saying a single word.

These are the guys and girls that can take a blank canvas and turn it into a yard sign worth its weight in comedy gold. Whether they're wishing happiness on the thief who stole their anti-depressants, or advertising an "everything must go sale" to get rid of their cheating spouse's belongings, people are proving that a little bit of creativity can brighten the dullest of days.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of the most hilarious and witty yard signs spotted in the wild. Many are so good that they might even motivate Karen to stop complaining, if only for a few minutes.

#1

LOL

Bright green hilarious yard sign featuring Inigo Montoya referencing a yard sale event.

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Dan Oltman
Community Member
2 hours ago

Inconceivable, if you do not stop.

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    #2

    Like And Share

    Blue street sign attached to a wooden pole reading please like and share this post as a hilarious yard sign.

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    Dan Oltman
    Community Member
    2 hours ago

    Do what it says people.

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    #3

    I Hope You're Happy

    A community center sign displaying a funny joke about anti-depressants to make neighbors laugh.

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    The United States was awash with yard signs in the run-up to the mid-terms. Now that the big day has come and gone, many Americans are wondering what to do with the signs. Instead of throwing them in the bin, some experts suggest repurposing them.

    "Corrugated plastic signs are strong and lightweight, making them a good starting material for plenty of DIY projects," reveals eSigns.com, and we'll get to some ideas a bit later...

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    The company's experts add that if you're not into DIY, you could also donate the yard signs. Start by checking if anyone in your area is looking for used yard signs. "Chances are you’ll find one," they say. "For example, Florida beekeeper Alma Johnson uses upcycled corrugated plastic signs to keep bees safe and warm. Tiny WPA, a nonprofit in Philadelphia, also takes in old campaign signs to be repurposed."

    #4

    Church Yard Sign

    A hilarious yard sign outside a church that reads DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE - GOD.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Think about what happened to You the last time You did.

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    #5


    Funny workplace safety sign posted on a chain link fence as a hilarious yard sign example.

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    Adam Arnold
    Community Member
    31 minutes ago

    Haha brilliant

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    #6

    This One Wins For Cutest Sign

    A small green sign placed on a lawn reading Do Not Disturb Tiny Grass Is Dreaming as a hilarious yard sign.

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    eSigns' experts say, whatever you do, think twice before binning old yard or election signs. They'll just end up in landfills and contribute to the demise of our planet. Instead, you could use one as a bike basket liner by cutting it to the exact dimensions of your bike basket and fitting it in. They claim it's near-indestructible.

    You could also take inspiration from this funny list, repaint the sign and turn it into something that makes others laugh. "You can paint over a sign to create a proverbial blank canvas," the suggest. "These blank signs are perfect for DIY displays during small gatherings and celebrations at home."

    #7

    Girl Scouts, We're Still Cool

    A black wooden no soliciting yard sign with funny reasons listed on a green lawn.

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    Barking Squirrel
    Community Member
    20 minutes ago

    Are Girl Guide cookies allowed?

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    #8


    A hilarious yard sign with poorly arranged text warning people to leash their dogs.

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    #9

    Stealing Plants Yard Sign

    A hilarious yard sign in a garden reading STEALING PLANTS IS A LOW AND SELFISH ACT.

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    Barking Squirrel
    Community Member
    20 minutes ago

    I have a woman that sometimes gives me flowers she has stolen from peoples' yards. I never know what to say.

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    Another option is to use the old sign as a chalkboard. You do this by simply painting it with chalkboard paint. Once it dries, you can use it as a toy, for retail displays, or to write a funny message on. Old yard signs can also be turned into storage boxes. All you need isa box cutter, glue, and some elbow grease.

    "Even the sign stakes can be repurposed!" say the the experts. "Use the stakes together with a small cut-out of the yard sign to create easy-to-see labels for your garden crops and flowers."

    Lastly, you can use old yard signs to strengthen your bags. "Small cut-outs of the plastic sign panels can add strength and durability to otherwise flimsy bags," reveals the eSigns team. "Keep one inside your bag for your next grocery trip."

    #10

    Nah, I'm Good!

    A funny no soliciting sign charging fifty dollars per minute for sales pitches and religious messages.

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    #11

    Rake In The Customers With Your Geek Cred

    A handwritten paper sign posted outdoors advertising a Star Wars-themed yard sale.

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    #12

    Come For The Drama, Stay For The Bargains!

    A funny yard sale sign announcing a sale because a wife caught her husband cheating.

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    The folks over at YardSigns.com say that when it comes to recycling signs, the material will determine your options. "Corrugated polypropylene is most reusable; plastic-coated paper is neither re-paintable nor recyclable," they reveal.

    They suggest that when it comes to yard signs, you always buy for reuse from the start. "Choose UV-resistant inks, durable materials, and designs without dates to extend sign life across multiple cycles," advises the site.

    #13

    Be Safe Funny Sign

    A warning sign on a fence with a hilarious message about keeping animals safe.

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    #14

    Sign At A Local Park

    Hilarious yard sign at a park mocking people who litter.

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    #15

    Smartphone Zombies?

    A hilarious yellow sign warning pedestrians to beware of smartphone zombies.

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    Barking Squirrel
    Community Member
    21 minutes ago

    They're everywhere.

    Yard Signs' team says that corrugated plastic and aluminium signs hold up well across multiple seasons when stored properly. However, before you pack them away, there are a few steps you should follow. The first is to clean the sign by wiping both faces with a damp cloth and mild dish soap. Follow by rinsing with a hose and letting it air dry completely before stacking.

    The second step is to inspect the sign for damage. "Check edges for brittleness or delamination," advise the experts. "If the flutes are crushed or the surface is cracked, the sign won’t survive another season outdoors."

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    #16

    Do They Do This Wherever They Go?

    A funny no smoking notice sign placed on a residential front lawn as a hilarious yard sign.

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    #17

    Truly A Historical Landmark

    A witty historical marker style yard sign stating that nothing happened on this spot in 1780

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 hours ago

    June the 4th, 1973, was much like any other summer’s day in Peterborough, and Ralph Mellish, a file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way to work as usual when — (da dum!) Nothing happened! (dum dum da dum)

    #18

    Flying Cats?????

    Hilarious warning sign showing silhouetted flying cats.

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    Barking Squirrel
    Community Member
    21 minutes ago

    i would hang around that sign and wait for the action to unfold.

    Don't forget to remove or flatten the H-stakes. "Pull stakes free and bundle them separately with zip ties or rubber bands. Bent stakes can puncture other signs in storage," warn the experts, adding that you should always stack signs flat or allow them to stand vertically:

    "Lay signs flat with a sheet of cardboard between each one, or stand them upright in a dry corner. Avoid leaning them against a wall at a sharp angle — that warps the panels over time."

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    When storing your signs, you'll want to label each bundle. Do this by putting a strip of masking tape on the edge, and writing the event name and year using a permanent marker. Your future self will thank you.

    #19

    Are Tomb Stones Part Of The Birthday Wishes?

    A funny yard sign in a front lawn wishing Bob a happy 50th birthday surrounded by fake tombstones.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    There is a distinct experiential difference between getting head and getting a headstone.

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    #20

    How To Embarrass Your Uncle

    A collection of humorous birthday and aging road-style signs placed outdoors as hilarious yard signs.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    I am not just over the hill. I am also careening down the other slope.

    #21

    I Know Who Gets My Vote

    Two political campaign signs with funny slogans displayed outdoors as hilarious yard signs.

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    #22

    Now That's What I Call Advertising

    A bright green hilarious yard sign on a lawn advertising a yard sale with humorous text.

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    #23

    Either Way, We Need Some Brains

    A red and blue yard sign humorously advocating to re-elect wandering hordes of zombies for state assembly

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    This appeal failed at the national level last Tuesday.

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    #24

    Dank Memes In Your Neighborhood

    A yellow yard sign using a funny meme to direct people to a yard sale

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    #25

    This Is Exactly How Horror Movies Start

    A real estate for sale sign in front of a house with a humorous Not Haunted yard sign addition.

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    #26

    Shame On You, Linnie!

    A large yellow yard sign exposing a cheating husband placed on a front lawn.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Much more interesting is the first name "Linnie".

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    #27


    A large white divorce yard sale sign placed in front of a residential house.

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    #28


    A hilarious yard sign in bright pink advertising a garage sale disguised as free wine tasting.

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    #29

    Hello? Looking For Deals?

    Funny yard sale sign featuring Lionel Richie asking if it is deals you are looking for.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    False advertising unless you've got some toy trains for sale.

    #30

    Jail Sale Funny Sign

    A bright green yard sign with handwritten text advertising a Going to Jail Sale.

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    #31

    Not Brag Funny Sign

    A handmade yard sign reading Not to brag but I used handsoap before it was trending placed on a lawn.

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    #32

    Don't Stomp Here Yard Sign

    A wooden hilarious yard sign asking people not to stomp on planted seeds.

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    #33

    No Signs On Yard

    A yellow sign prohibiting signs placed next to a smaller sign reading Challenge Accepted outdoors.

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    Dan Oltman
    Community Member
    2 hours ago

    there should be a bunch of No signs everywhere to make this correct

    #34


    A paper flyer for a divorce yard sale nailed to a wooden utility pole as a hilarious yard sign.

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    #35


    Collage of funny yellow yard signs featuring pop culture references like Batman, Kanye West, and Gandalf.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Nothing from Yoda?

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    #36


    Cutout gorilla holding a bright yellow sign for a garage sale by the road.

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    #37


    A printed note on a door warning about aggressive bees, serving as one of many hilarious yard signs.

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    #38

    At Least They're Honest

    A humorous yard sign outdoors reading D**d Peoples Things For Sale next to a roadside.

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    anonymous
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    why are they selling d**d people!?!?!? i might grab a thing though

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    #39

    A House Divided

    A political campaign yard sign paired with a funny hand-written yard sign clarifying family political differences

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    One reason for Romney's defeat is that voters recognized that Thurston Howell would not make a good president.

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    #40

    Fitness Is All About Being Realistic About Your Limitations

    An exercise machine left on a lawn with a funny yard sign offering it for free.

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    #41

    No Stones

    A black sign in a grassy area with text asking people not to throw stones at it.

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    #42

    Free Beer Garbage Sale Sign

    A hilarious yard sign promoting a garage sale with green lettering.

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    #43

    Building Not For Sale Sign

    A hilarious yard sign with confusing text stating the building is not for sale or rent.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Not a chance I'll do that.

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    #44


    A hilarious yard sign taped to a wooden utility pole advertising a Going To Jail Yard Sale.

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    #45


    Poster advertising a yard sale styled like the Back to the Future movie.

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    #46


    Four different video game themed yard sale signs featuring Mario, Warcraft, and Lord of the Rings artwork.

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    #47


    A hand-drawn SpongeBob Patrick Star yard sale sign on paper.

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    #48

    Posting This In Front Of My Condo

    A red and white warning sign on a wooden fence post warning buyers about farm odors and noises.

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    Old Canadian Lady
    Community Member
    2 hours ago (edited)

    During Covid, a bunch of people from the Toronto bought houses in the country near where I live. They were confused about septic tanks "What do you mean there's no sewer?", upset about the crappy internet, and at least one couple complained to council about the smell of cow dung, demanding something be done about it.

    #49

    Right Lane Must Right Left

    Hilarious road sign stating Right lane must right left.

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    Nancy Brush
    Community Member
    44 minutes ago

    Must refer to Nov 3rd election

    #50

    You Can Leave That Holy Water At Home, Pal

    Hilarious yard sign that reads Exorcising of dogs not allowed.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    What if their head in spinning around and they're spitting out green stuff?

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    #51

    Creepy Sign

    Hilarious street sign with a stick figure peeking around a red circle.

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    #52

    Turn Back Now

    A simple white sign with bold red text reading It will end in tears.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Show me something that doesn't. I'll wait.

    #53

    Should I Be Scared?

    A humorous yellow road sign depicting a moose standing over an overturned car.

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    FlamingZombies
    Community Member
    2 hours ago

    A Møøse once bit my sister ... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

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    #54

    Who’s Doing This?

    A funny vintage sign that reads Please do not lick the walls.

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    #55

    I, For One, Welcome Our New Robot Overlords

    A blue and red yard sign that reads All Hail Megatron Global Domination placed on a grassy lawn.

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    #56

    Baby Got Backyard Junk

    A bright pink yard sign with handwritten text referencing Sir Mix-a-Lot to promote a sale.

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    #57

    Made A Yard Sign For Halloween. The Neighbors Are Confused

    A life-size skeleton seated on grass holding a hilarious yard sign with colorful text.

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    Old Canadian Lady
    Community Member
    2 hours ago

    So am I, but I like it!

    #58


    A handmade cardboard sign showing a hilarious yard sign humorously explaining an egg shortage.

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    Justin Case
    Community Member
    21 minutes ago

    This one doesn't make sense. Self-identification does not change biology.

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    #59

    For Lease Navidad Sign

    A festive hilarious yard sign displaying FOR LEASE NAVIDAD on a brown lawn.

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    #60


    A hilarious yard sign reading Garage Thale with Mike Tyson photo placed on grass along the sidewalk.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    If Tyson actually showed up, he'd sure give them an earful. Or take one.

    #61


    A bright yellow hilarious yard sign with hand-drawn letters stating I Like Big Yard Sales And I Cannot Lie.

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    #62


    A funny green yard sign on the side of a road that reads Bitter Divorce Sale with a directional arrow.

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    #63


    A drawn rage comic meme featured on a colourful hand-made yard sale sign.

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    #64


    Handwritten sign taped to a pole advertising a garage sale.

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    #65


    A hand-drawn Batman themed yard sale sign mounted on a wooden utility pole next to a street sign.

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    #66

    ...all The Way To The Ground

    A hilarious restaurant marquee sign that reads Enjoy fall from private balcony.

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    #67

    Ex's Yard Sale Sign

    A handwritten poster reading Take My Ex's Stuff Yard Sale displayed outdoors.

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    #68


    A funny handwritten garage sale sign attached to a tree trunk featuring humorous commentary about moving.

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    #69

    I Believe This Romney Supporter

    A handwritten cardboard yard sign warning a thief who stole a previous political sign

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    So if someone had just shot holes in his sign with a gun, they would be exercising their 2nd Amendment rights, correct?

    #70

    Going Jogging

    A hilarious yard sign on a lawn warning joggers about wearing decent clothing near the house.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    Yes, I'd say her children have more than enough difficulties already.

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