70 Hilarious Yard Signs For Anyone Looking To Give Their Neighbors Something To Laugh At

Inconceivable, if you do not stop.

😂😂😂 we had a co-worker like that...

Are Girl Guide cookies allowed?

And someone did!

I have a woman that sometimes gives me flowers she has stolen from peoples' yards. I never know what to say.

If you knock, you better have the money already in your outstretched hand. I will immediately grab it, and yiu can go into your spiel—-on the porch, never inside. Get it? Got it? Good!

only losers litter

They're everywhere.

Is it an estate sale?

Think about what happened to You the last time You did.

Should have held the sale on May 4th.

This appeal failed at the national level last Tuesday.

Isn't that the bush that Michael Myers hid behind in the first Halloween movie?

Much more interesting is the first name "Linnie".

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Leash your dog so you can clean up after the people eat some children?

Trying what?

During Covid, a bunch of people from the Toronto bought houses in the country near where I live. They were confused about septic tanks "What do you mean there's no sewer?", upset about the crappy internet, and at least one couple complained to council about the smell of cow dung, demanding something be done about it.

A Møøse once bit my sister ... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

there should be a bunch of No signs everywhere to make this correct

I knew it.

i would hang around that sign and wait for the action to unfold.

What if their head in spinning around and they're spitting out green stuff?

Do, but know, whatever that is, will be seen

One reason for Romney's defeat is that voters recognized that Thurston Howell would not make a good president.

Show me something that doesn't. I'll wait.

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June the 4th, 1973, was much like any other summer’s day in Peterborough, and Ralph Mellish, a file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way to work as usual when — (da dum!) Nothing happened! (dum dum da dum)

False advertising unless you've got some toy trains for sale.

Nothing from Yoda?

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People are really getting creative with these yard sale signs.

why are they selling d**d people!?!?!? i might grab a thing though

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Is this a hokey cokey sign?

Oh, Walls, right. Time to go to bed I think...

🤔

I am not just over the hill. I am also careening down the other slope.

photoshop?

If the farmer wanted chicken for dinner and was coming at me with an axe, I would too.

Might be entertaining

There is a distinct experiential difference between getting head and getting a headstone.

"Let he who is without si(g)n cast the first stone."

Is this from a book or movie?

Not a chance I'll do that.

If Tyson actually showed up, he'd sure give them an earful. Or take one.

😬

So if someone had just shot holes in his sign with a gun, they would be exercising their 2nd Amendment rights, correct?

Malicious compliance: Slow to a walk when passing her house. Fulfill her request of not jogging, while allowing her precious children increased viewing opportunities.