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63 Hilarious And Concerning Times People Misused Quotation Marks And Made It Weird
We’ve probably all witnessed the havoc a misplaced comma can wreak on an innocent sentence. “Let’s eat, Grandma” and “Let’s eat Grandma” are one small mark apart, but only one of them sounds like a line from Hannibal Lecter.
But there’s another punctuation mishap we see all the time, on signs, menus, storefronts, packaging, you name it: the misuse of quotation marks. Somewhere along the way, people decided these little curls were a handy way to add emphasis. The problem? They do draw attention to the words inside them, but not in the way anyone intended. A bar advertising “happy” hour suddenly sounds a lot more depressing, while a deli promising “fresh” sandwiches has us thinking twice about ordering. There are plenty more where those came from, so keep scrolling.
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#1
Bulletin
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"Officer"
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Beware Of Dog
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I "Guarantee" You're Gonna "Love" These Unnecessary Quotation Marks
#5
The Quotation Marks On This Sign Gives It A Malevolent Undertone
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I "Guarantee" You're Gonna "Love" These Unnecessary Quotation Marks
Lyone Fein 12 hours ago
Does this mean there are ways to pay at this store without using money?
#8
Now Im Uncomfortable
LakotaWolf (she/her) 7 hours ago
Ironic that "Prepare for the unexpected" is one of the bylines XD
#9
Ah, Yes. “Ice” For My “Iced” Drink. Definitely Not Anything Else…
#12
Yes, Yes. "Your Business."
#13
Man, I Could Really Go For A Starbucks, You Know?
#14
Yes, Officer, I'm "21"
#18
This Sign Has Been In My Family Since I Was A Kid And Was Passed On To Me By My Dad When My Wife And I Married
#19
There Were Little “Notes” Like This All Over The “Airbnb” My “Friend” Stayed At Lmao
#20
“The Wearer Of This Helmet Still “Lives” -Wear Yours-“ 1952 Korean War
#23
This Sounds Like A Secretive Way To Tell Me To Poison Someone
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 hours ago
This is apparently at a grocery store called Tom's Mad Pricer in Illinois. I am somehow not surprised that a man with a revolver is the mascot for a grocery store in Illinois.
#24
"Patients"
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Uhm
#27
Some Folks Who Really Don't Want You To Touch Anything But They Are Not That Committed To Being Polite About I
#29
Suspicious Quotation Marks
#33
I "Need" This "Poster" To Use "Quotation" Marks "Correctly"
#34
As Opposed To The Meat Filled “Avocados”?
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 hours ago
Well, if you know the origin of the word "avocado", then yes, there ARE meat-filled "avocados" out there XD
#35
You Know
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 hours ago
I'm more irritated by the use of superscript on one date but not on the other!
#36
Norwich University: Their "Limits" Can Be Stretched
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 hours ago
So many bad things went through the gutter that is my mind upon reading this one XD
#37
Have A "Safe" 4th Of July Everyone!
#38
Found This At The Secondary School I Had To Drop Out Of Due To Bullying
The Goo King 4 hours ago
This is correct. They are quoting their Ofstead rating, and as it's a quote of the final score, it belongs in quotation marks.
#40
How?
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 hours ago
I would love to name a boat or a restaurant or something "Frank's Accidental Salmon" XD But apparently it's a reference to some Tesco marketing campaign where your friend and mine, Frank, accidentally broke a whole salmon fillet, but rescued it by turning it into some sort of salmon Wellington abomination, as seen in the photo.
#41
This Is True Of Most Of The Truck Drivers... At Least Where I'm From
#43
At Least We Know It'll Be Professionally Done
#44
Ummm... Nope... I'll Hold It For The Real Restrooms
#45
Don’t Use Your “Feet” Please
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 hours ago
Okay, I'll use my shoes. They happen to be ON my feet, but I'm not USING my feet!
#46
I "Guarantee" You're Gonna "Love" These Unnecessary Quotation Marks
#47
I’m Not A Fan Of Rabbit “Teeth”
Bill Swallow 1 hour ago
Then there was the time Mike was already reaching into the Russian Hamster's cage while asking 'Does it bite?' A second later, he had a set of hamster teeth embedded in his finger. Naturally, he recoiled, and the hamster came along for the ride, losing its grip and sailing in a graceful arc to make a soft landing on the very plush carpet. Answering Mike's question, 'Does it bite?', Kevin replied '... Does it have a mouth?'
#48
Til That A Strawberry Is Not An Actual Berry But A Banana Is
#59
Hmmm
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 hours ago
Nope, doesn't belong on this list. That's a slogan or motto, not suspicious quotations around one word that changes the meaning of the entire phrase.
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I "Guarantee" You're Gonna "Love" These Unnecessary Quotation Marks
#63
"Fast Frank" Electric Hot Dog Cooker
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Lyone Fein 12 hours ago
This list is so much better than all the articles about awful people being awful.
Lyone Fein 12 hours ago
This list is so much better than all the articles about awful people being awful.
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