You might not be consciously aware of it, but every single day, you pass dozens—if not hundreds—of signs. Professional adverts, informative notices, colorful warnings, and (not so) friendly sticky notes from your colleagues are peppered throughout your environment. But some of these verbal and design gems are a cut above the rest!
Bored Panda has collected the wittiest, funniest, and most creative signs that people have ever seen and felt like they just had to snap a photo. Check out our collection of the most hilarious signage, and we hope it inspires you to unleash your inner comedian the next time you have to write something for the public.
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What In The?
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY - WHAT ARE YOU WARNING US AGAINST
Is It True Guys ???
That’s Not A Bad Idea Actually
Good signage is vital for your brand, business, and goals.
According to a survey conducted by ‘Custom Neon,’ good signage is absolutely essential. A whopping 77% of respondents revealed that they have had issues finding businesses either due to poor signage or no signage at all.
Furthermore, 76% said that they have visited a store or business simply due to how attractive its signage was.
Sign Spotted In The Austrian Ski-Area Of Ischgl
What A Legend
I Mean, They're Not Wrong
Meanwhile, 66% of respondents spilled the tea that they had a poor opinion of a business because of its signage.
And a whopping 72.2% said that, in their opinion, good signage is more important for a business than its social media presence or newspaper ads.
So, what does a good sign actually look like? Well, that depends entirely on your brand identity and what you aim to achieve.
Some Parents Need This
If you want your signage to be memorable or attract a certain type of customer, you might go for something humorous or punny. Meanwhile, if you want to leave a professional impression, you might go for a bit more subtlety and refinement.
But no matter the specifics of your brand or goals, there are several main design decisions that you want to embrace if you want your sign to function well.
This Sign I Saw In The Bahamas
Genius Marketing!
At the end of the day, you want your sign to stand out from the crowd. What’s more, you want to get your message across as quickly as possible, with as little friction as possible.
If your potential customers or target audience spend precious seconds scratching their heads, trying to make out what you’ve written, you’ve already failed.
What you want to aim for is clarity and simplicity.
Perfect
Is There An Ethical Difference?
Only steal as much from Walmart as it has stolen from its workers, not a billion more.
Integrate these two things, clarity and simplicity, into the very core of your signage.
In the meantime, avoid the rookie mistake of overdesigning your signs. Visual clutter wastes time because your audience has no clue where they ‘should’ be looking.
Unless your goal is to be chaotic and distracting, try to adopt a ‘less is more’ approach.
A Uniquely Scottish Problem
So I Was Using The Toilet On A Train
AW! I was going to dump all my hope and dreams for my future in there!
My Favorite Road Sign
“The hallmark of an outstanding sign is its ability to convey information swiftly and unambiguously. Clarity reigns supreme,” explains ‘Twilight Signs.’
“Your message should be easily digestible at a glance. This involves selecting a legible font, ensuring ample contrast between text and background, and using concise language. Remember, signs are often viewed while on the move, so every second counts.”
Anyone Here To Help Me Out With This!!!
Aint Wrong Tho
Passive Aggressive Gym Sign
Well, tripping over weights on the floor is nasty too, so, whatever works.
Setting your particular aesthetic tastes aside for a moment, whatever art direction route you choose to go down, you should absolutely ensure that you stay consistent.
Keep the signage visuals consistent with the identity of your brand. Think about whether the style, colors, and font match the effect and atmosphere that you’re going for.
Ain't That The Truth
How Do I Even Pronounce That?
Meanwhile, you should also think about the environmental context of your sign. Your designs don’t exist in isolation!
What do the surroundings actually look like?
Where should you place your sign so that it gets seen by your target audience?
What do your competitors’ signs look like, and how do you make sure that yours doesn’t get lost among them?
I’m Confused
Don’t do KFC. The pieces keep getting smaller. If I wanted to eat pigeon, I’d go downtown and catch a few
Too Many Fish In The Sea Anyway, Joke
I Would Take Some
“Whether indoors or outdoors, your signs should be in locations where they naturally attract attention. Consider the viewing angle, lighting conditions, and potential obstructions to maximize visibility,” ‘Twilight Signs’ emphasizes.
In the meantime, ‘Surrey Signs’ also stresses the fact that if your sign is not visible, “it is not worth it.”
Lighting is also important to consider. Can your customers or target audience actually see your signage when it gets dark outside or someone changes the indoor lighting?
“You can use LED lights to illuminate the information during the daytime and special night lights help highlight the information during the night.”
These 3 Businesses Go Together Like Peas In A Pod
Which Would You Use?
These Chefs Are Not Your Mother
We want to hear your perspectives, Pandas—preferably in a witty format if you’re feeling particularly creative.
Which of these signs impressed you the most? Which ones did you think were the funniest?
Meanwhile, let’s switch back to your daily life. What’s the most hilarious or impressive signage you pass by every day on your commute? What’s the worst one you’ve recently seen?
Let us know in the comments!
It’s This Time Of The Year Again
Haven’t heard that one as much as I’ve heard Last Christmas. There seems to be an unwritten law of the multiverse that says that you are not a real musician unless you’ve covered that song. PSA. Just because it’s a different “artist”, doesn’t mean it’s not the same dàmn song
They're Not That Heavy Right?
I Wonder What's The Story Behind This
Found In The Wild At A Restaurant
I've found that children often left unattended usually can give swearing lessons.
Be Patient
The restaurant is probably short staffed for the same reason you shouldn't apply - low wages.
Bird Theft Policy Update
Wow
Be Prepared
Umm I Think You Mean Bowls
A Sign At My Grandpa's Airplane Hangar
This Sign Was Outside My Local Airport In The Drop-Off Zone
'Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone. Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone. Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! Male announcer: Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white zone s**t again. [Later] Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.'
Crosswalk Signs In Denmark: Classy
They'll Soon Not Give A
Wait A Minute
Need The Backstory Here
Sigh...well They Tried
Remarry My Ex-Wife
Pepe Le Pew
I Could Give Up On Cookies
I Mean They Are Sleeping Right
Just out of interest, which crocodile species are we talking about here?
What Happened Last Time?
This Bar Has The Best Signs
Technically it’s more of a distillation. Unless we’re talking something like gin. And then it’s an infusion
Drivers Do Not Carry Burritos
Fier Sale
I Don't Think I Want To Go To This Restaurant
Best Littering Sign I’ve Seen
Florida Man Visits The Local Diner
Guess Which Country This Is From
Found This In My School Cafeteria
The Mythical Cord
Permission Slip
You Are Here
Church Had Its Air Conditioning Units Stolen
Elon Dumbsk
I really don't like that guy with the fire of a thousand suns.
Don’t Tap The Glass
Temporary Workaround For Seagulls
What They Serve Then?
At My Doctors Office
Clothing Store In Tokyo
Random Funny Signs
Touché Domino's
These signs were funny! thanks BP! we need more stuff like this, not celeb s**t
Congratulations, BP - not one celebrity in the entire article!
These signs were funny! thanks BP! we need more stuff like this, not celeb s**t
Congratulations, BP - not one celebrity in the entire article!
