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You might not be consciously aware of it, but every single day, you pass dozens—if not hundreds—of signs. Professional adverts, informative notices, colorful warnings, and (not so) friendly sticky notes from your colleagues are peppered throughout your environment. But some of these verbal and design gems are a cut above the rest!

Bored Panda has collected the wittiest, funniest, and most creative signs that people have ever seen and felt like they just had to snap a photo. Check out our collection of the most hilarious signage, and we hope it inspires you to unleash your inner comedian the next time you have to write something for the public.

#1

What In The?

Warning sign showing dissolving silhouette of a person near a liquid spill hazard

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY - WHAT ARE YOU WARNING US AGAINST

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9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Warning: don't drink the lava. And yes, influencers need this kind of sign.

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    #3

    That’s Not A Bad Idea Actually

    Unhinged protest sign demanding a wall around a house with a message of hating everyone

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    Good signage is vital for your brand, business, and goals.

    According to a survey conducted by ‘Custom Neon,’ good signage is absolutely essential. A whopping 77% of respondents revealed that they have had issues finding businesses either due to poor signage or no signage at all.

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    Furthermore, 76% said that they have visited a store or business simply due to how attractive its signage was.

    #4

    Sign Spotted In The Austrian Ski-Area Of Ischgl

    Funny smoking sign on snowy mountain saying stupid smokers should smoke here

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    #6

    I Mean, They're Not Wrong

    Funny employee attitudes sign about working for money with handwritten reply note

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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of CEO/manager is so distanced from reality that they'd post this nonsense?

    Meanwhile, 66% of respondents spilled the tea that they had a poor opinion of a business because of its signage.

    And a whopping 72.2% said that, in their opinion, good signage is more important for a business than its social media presence or newspaper ads.

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    So, what does a good sign actually look like? Well, that depends entirely on your brand identity and what you aim to achieve.

    #7

    Some Parents Need This

    Hilarious sign reminding parents that youth sports are just a game with volunteer coaches and human officials

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the parents who need to read this sign don't read signs.

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    If you want your signage to be memorable or attract a certain type of customer, you might go for something humorous or punny. Meanwhile, if you want to leave a professional impression, you might go for a bit more subtlety and refinement.

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    But no matter the specifics of your brand or goals, there are several main design decisions that you want to embrace if you want your sign to function well.

    #10

    This Sign I Saw In The Bahamas

    Hilarious sign asking not to drop cigarette butts, fish come out to smoke at night to quit

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    #12

    Genius Marketing!

    Building wrapped with message asking Chat GPT to finish construction

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    At the end of the day, you want your sign to stand out from the crowd. What’s more, you want to get your message across as quickly as possible, with as little friction as possible.

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    If your potential customers or target audience spend precious seconds scratching their heads, trying to make out what you’ve written, you’ve already failed.

    What you want to aim for is clarity and simplicity.

    #13

    Perfect

    Humorous sign saying no to perfection and no to self-improvement

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    #15

    Is There An Ethical Difference?

    Sign requesting not to steal from small business but to steal from Walmart

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only steal as much from Walmart as it has stolen from its workers, not a billion more.

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    Integrate these two things, clarity and simplicity, into the very core of your signage.

    In the meantime, avoid the rookie mistake of overdesigning your signs. Visual clutter wastes time because your audience has no clue where they ‘should’ be looking.

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    Unless your goal is to be chaotic and distracting, try to adopt a ‘less is more’ approach.

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    #16

    A Uniquely Scottish Problem

    Humorous warning sign requiring underwear with kilts when wind speeds exceed 25 mph

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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doooooooo yer balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

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    #17

    So I Was Using The Toilet On A Train

    Funny toilet sign warning not to flush inappropriate items including hopes dreams or goldfish

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    CarEnthusiast
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AW! I was going to dump all my hope and dreams for my future in there!

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    “The hallmark of an outstanding sign is its ability to convey information swiftly and unambiguously. Clarity reigns supreme,” explains ‘Twilight Signs.’

    “Your message should be easily digestible at a glance. This involves selecting a legible font, ensuring ample contrast between text and background, and using concise language. Remember, signs are often viewed while on the move, so every second counts.”

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    #19

    Anyone Here To Help Me Out With This!!!

    Funny teaching interruption sign with alien invasion and Ryan Gosling options

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, nt when a kid is bleeding, or vomited, or when an alarm is going, or the principal is trying to get your attention, or a guㅤnshot?

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    #20

    Aint Wrong Tho

    Funny sign about car manuals from 50 years ago compared to modern warnings about battery safety

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    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As more idiots reproduce, more idiots are produced. It's not rocket science. The species is dumbing down.

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    #21

    Passive Aggressive Gym Sign

    Funny gym sign telling weak people to ask ladies at reception for help putting weights away

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    Googoo Gaga
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, tripping over weights on the floor is nasty too, so, whatever works.

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    Setting your particular aesthetic tastes aside for a moment, whatever art direction route you choose to go down, you should absolutely ensure that you stay consistent.

    Keep the signage visuals consistent with the identity of your brand. Think about whether the style, colors, and font match the effect and atmosphere that you’re going for.

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    #22

    Ain't That The Truth

    Humorous sign claims car's weakest part is nut holding steering wheel

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    #24

    How Do I Even Pronounce That?

    Road sign for exit to Zzyzx Road in a desert landscape

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    9 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something like Zye-zix, if I remember that youtube video on weird place names right.

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    Meanwhile, you should also think about the environmental context of your sign. Your designs don’t exist in isolation!

    What do the surroundings actually look like?

    Where should you place your sign so that it gets seen by your target audience?

    What do your competitors’ signs look like, and how do you make sure that yours doesn’t get lost among them?

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    #25

    I’m Confused

    Humorous sign parodying car powered by free range chickens and hand picked potatoes with KFC logo

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t do KFC. The pieces keep getting smaller. If I wanted to eat pigeon, I’d go downtown and catch a few

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    #26

    Too Many Fish In The Sea Anyway, Joke

    Funny sign references Dolly begging Jolene not to take men

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    “Whether indoors or outdoors, your signs should be in locations where they naturally attract attention. Consider the viewing angle, lighting conditions, and potential obstructions to maximize visibility,” ‘Twilight Signs’ emphasizes.

    In the meantime, ‘Surrey Signs’ also stresses the fact that if your sign is not visible, “it is not worth it.”

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    Lighting is also important to consider. Can your customers or target audience actually see your signage when it gets dark outside or someone changes the indoor lighting?

    “You can use LED lights to illuminate the information during the daytime and special night lights help highlight the information during the night.”

    #28

    These 3 Businesses Go Together Like Peas In A Pod

    Funny storefront signs labeled bankruptcy, divorce, and liquor

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    #29

    Which Would You Use?

    Bathroom door with handles labeled for washed and unwashed hands

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My elbow, because someone who hasn't washed their hands will for certain have used the other one passive aggressively.

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    #30

    These Chefs Are Not Your Mother

    Funny allergy alert sign warning guests not to customize meals at restaurant

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    We want to hear your perspectives, Pandas—preferably in a witty format if you’re feeling particularly creative.

    Which of these signs impressed you the most? Which ones did you think were the funniest?

    Meanwhile, let’s switch back to your daily life. What’s the most hilarious or impressive signage you pass by every day on your commute? What’s the worst one you’ve recently seen?

    Let us know in the comments!

    #31

    It’s This Time Of The Year Again

    Sign humorously skipping Mariah Carey's Christmas song before December 1

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven’t heard that one as much as I’ve heard Last Christmas. There seems to be an unwritten law of the multiverse that says that you are not a real musician unless you’ve covered that song. PSA. Just because it’s a different “artist”, doesn’t mean it’s not the same dàmn song

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    #32

    They're Not That Heavy Right?

    Bridge sign showing maximum capacity with a humorous note on Americans

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    #33

    I Wonder What's The Story Behind This

    Notice warning conversations in corner echo loudly and are not private in the building

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    #34

    Found In The Wild At A Restaurant

    Humorous sign warning unattended children will be given energy drinks and taught to swear

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've found that children often left unattended usually can give swearing lessons.

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    #35

    Be Patient

    Popeyes staffing sign asking customers to be patient or request a job application

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The restaurant is probably short staffed for the same reason you shouldn't apply - low wages.

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    #36

    Bird Theft Policy Update

    Funny food responsibility sign warning customers about seagull thefts and no refunds

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    #38

    Be Prepared

    Funny hilarious sign reading bring chips next to dip ahead road sign

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    #39

    Umm I Think You Mean Bowls

    Handwritten sign saying no bowls at protein bowl counter

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't there some expression like "No bowels, no glory"?

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    #40

    A Sign At My Grandpa's Airplane Hangar

    Worn caution sign warning of low flying aircraft in an open field

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    #41

    This Sign Was Outside My Local Airport In The Drop-Off Zone

    Hilarious street sign limiting kisses to no more than three minutes

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    Door Door
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone. Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone. Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! Male announcer: Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white zone s**t again. [Later] Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.'

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    #42

    Crosswalk Signs In Denmark: Classy

    Unique pedestrian crossing light showing a green man with a cane and top hat

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    #43

    They'll Soon Not Give A

    Humorous sign apologizing for temporarily closed toilets due to fixing issues

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    #45

    Need The Backstory Here

    Hilarious closed sign saying come in we're closed

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    #46

    Sigh...well They Tried

    Funny sign reading America is the best country in the nation on roadside lawn

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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord, I despair for the minority of Americans who actually possess brain-cells.

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    #47

    Remarry My Ex-Wife

    Funny sign about trying to remarry ex-wife but she knew it was for money

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    #48

    Pepe Le Pew

    Funny sign warning not to pet the striped kitties with skunk illustration

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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something smells off about this one.

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    #49

    I Could Give Up On Cookies

    Humorous grocery store sign about not quitting cookies

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    #50

    I Mean They Are Sleeping Right

    Funny zoo rules sign warning about throwing objects at crocodiles

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just out of interest, which crocodile species are we talking about here?

    #51

    What Happened Last Time?

    Unhinged sign selling parachute used once but never opened for sale

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    elmortero
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the same category of "Lazy man looking for pregnant lady to start a family together"

    #52

    This Bar Has The Best Signs

    Humorous sign outside liquor store stating alcohol is technically a solution

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically it’s more of a distillation. Unless we’re talking something like gin. And then it’s an infusion

    #53

    Drivers Do Not Carry Burritos

    Chipotle truck with notice drivers do not carry burritos sign

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    #55

    I Don't Think I Want To Go To This Restaurant

    Funny eat sign at Jessica's family restaurant

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    #56

    Best Littering Sign I’ve Seen

    Unhinged sign listing reasons why people litter

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are other reasons, less pleasant reasons.

    #57

    Florida Man Visits The Local Diner

    Funny sign explaining no longer public restroom due to horrific experiences

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    #59

    Found This In My School Cafeteria

    Humorous lunch sign requiring a fruit or vegetable on trays with playful language

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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even understand the brief here, never mind the language used.

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    #60

    The Mythical Cord

    Humorous store sign showing a fake cord that does not exist or sell

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    #61

    Permission Slip

    Unhinged sign requiring husbands to have wives note for paint colours

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    #62

    You Are Here

    Directional sign pointing to taxi level 3 with you are here marker

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    10 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool. Now if only I knew where “here” is

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    #63

    Church Had Its Air Conditioning Units Stolen

    Baptist church sign humorously warns about stolen air conditioning units

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    #64

    Elon Dumbsk

    Protestor holding sign with caricature and joke about being mean to cars

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't like that guy with the fire of a thousand suns.

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    #65

    Don’t Tap The Glass

    Funny sign warning not to tap glass because it scares the ice cream

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    #66

    Temporary Workaround For Seagulls

    Seagull perched on a no birds allowed sign near a body of water

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    #67

    What They Serve Then?

    Funny sign stating customers are not allowed and no customers served

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    Lesley Thomas
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a law firm, job would be so easy without clients

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    #68

    At My Doctors Office

    Funny medical sign limiting new problems per visit at community medical providers

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    #69

    She Not Seeing Anyone

    Funny sign about tires pressure and not seeing anyone

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    #70

    Clothing Store In Tokyo

    Unhinged sign for old used antique men underwear

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I and my underwear take turns being the antique.

    #71

    Random Funny Signs

    Funny sign warning unattended children will get espresso and puppy

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    #72

    Touché Domino's

    Domino's Pizza sign with humorous girls girls girls joke

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    #73

    No phones in bathroom sign warns of smell test for lingering too long

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They also serve who only stand and wait" - John Milton

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