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30 Hilarious Tweets That Show The Scottish Sense Of Humor (New Pics)
First the entire world went crazy about the British sense of humor. Then, there was good ol’ American comedy with brilliant stand-uppers. Russians are also notorious joke crackers that, let’s just say, may not be for everyone’s taste.
And here comes Scottish humor, which may in fact be one of the country’s finest exports. And no, we’re not talking comedy cellars—the perfect place for the Scots to crack their jokes is apparently, Twitter.
Yep, Scottish tweets are gloriously hilarious, like “maw bought aldi shower gel that smells like fairy liquid so I've been cutting about all day smelling like a f**ing plate” and they seem to be a perfect blend of practicality, wisdom and notoriousness.
So no wonder there are 750k members and counting on the Scottish People Twitter subreddit, which offers the best selection of wisdom bites posted from the land of Scots. Check out what’s on the plate today right below, as well as our part 1.
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#1
Smee Again...
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#2
Armageddon On Thursday. Best Of Luck
#4
Amirite?
#6
Rule Number Wan
#7
This Is The Way
#8
Soon …
JamezyJamez 5 years ago
It's a statue of the Duke of Wellington in Glasgow in front of the gallery of modern art. People continuously put a traffic cone or cones on the statue's head and it has become a tradition, though not encouraged by the authorities.
#9
Is Ur Brother Still A Vegetable?
Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago
Just lettuce assume he turniped from a human bean into a total spud muffin. But I carrot produce any rock salad evidence for that.
#10
New Literacy Program In Glasgow
#11
The Dinnae Have Mouths
Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago (edited)
What did she think the water was for, flowers just like a little swim? LOL
#12
Making The Taxi Wait
#13
Found The Culprit
#14
Hope Lynda Will Be Wearing Full PPE
#15
Yer Day Sells Avon And…
#16
The Difference Between Cheshire And Scotland
#17
Marketing 101
#18
Dont Want To Piss Off The Scottish
#19
Defnitly Gonna Steal Ur Willy
Emmydearest 5 years ago
I was trying to understand how a bird could yell something to anyone, let alone to a bairn (i thought who wrote the thing mispelled 'barn') and then I got it... Sorry, Italian here...
#20
To Continue The Current Theme...
#21
American's And The Scottish Accent
#22
HMS Kerry Newton
#23
Did Ye, Aye?
#24
What A Man
#25
If It’s Any Higher Than 12 Degrees, It’s Taps Aff
Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago
Absolutely. This is the truth, we take off our cardigans if it went past 12 degrees.
#26
Wouldn't Expect Any Less From A Soulless Ginger
#27
Suns Oot, Guns Oot
#28
Good Doggie
#30
Sturgeon Must Resign
MagicalUnicorn 5 years ago
only 4 months? i waited for year and 2 months, but at least mine looks much better :D
#31
Bengal Tiger Epidemic In Scotland
Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago
That doesn’t seem that bad. If it was easier they’d do it themselves.
#33
People Make Glasgow
Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago
Aaaand THAT’S where they got that bigger heart…. (I’ll go quietly, I promise)…
#34
I Think Its Better If I Give No Context
#36
Next He’ll Be Pishing Anywhere He Wants
beastmachine. 5 years ago
As far as I know dogs shouldn't be given alcohol? Correct me if I am wrong
#37
Brilliant Sunset
#40
Beer Grylls
Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago
How many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls could grill bears??
#41
Nae Luck St.George
#42
I’ll Have A Kurger Bing X
#43
Limmy Hits The Nail On The Head
#44
Chanks!
Lunar Bicycle 5 years ago
My brain couldn’t decide between “have a good day” and “have a good one” so it settled for “have a goog dun.”
#45
He Wants To Spread His Inferior Bieber Fever
#46
Im Going To Heeland Coo Myself
#48
Interesting Take From A Spirit
#49
Aye
#50
Joory Jooty
Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago
Ever listen to a Philadelphian? Wooder, fiddy cent, hunnerd dollerz, rattyator...
#51
Thanks. I Didn’t Think Of That
#52
Baldy Daddy
Luther von Wolfen 5 years ago
BP's bad word blockers can't handle the amount of cussing in these Scottish tweets.
#53
Surprisingly Refreshing
#55
You'll Take The High Road And I'll Take The Low Road
#57
Normality Has Returned
Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago
There was a photo of some daftie in Glesca sitting oot side having a meal the other day.
#58
I've Got Two If Anyone's Needing One
Luther von Wolfen 5 years ago
"C**t" is the Scottish "smurf". They just stick into any sentence anywhere.
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Marno Cameron 5 years ago
Who else read these out loud in their best Scottish brogue given that many of them are pretty well written phonetically?
Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago
Laughed my head off with some of them given I am a Scot. As we say, "HERE'S TAE US; WHA'S LIKE US? GEY FEW, AND THEY'RE A' DEID".
Marno Cameron 5 years ago
Who else read these out loud in their best Scottish brogue given that many of them are pretty well written phonetically?
Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago
Laughed my head off with some of them given I am a Scot. As we say, "HERE'S TAE US; WHA'S LIKE US? GEY FEW, AND THEY'RE A' DEID".
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