Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Pun intended? Yes. And all of the puns in the Instagram account pun_bible are intended. Just to brighten your day as you scroll through the internet.
It's named the "bible" for a reason - within the page, you can discover a plethora of pun-filled jests. From a note on a piano begging, "I'm old and I'm tired, please do not play me," to trying to locate Frank Ocean on a map.
So, if you're up for a good chuckle and a bit of wordplay, we invite you to dive into this article. Let's embark on this pun-derful journey together!
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Babies automatically cries when hungry, no need for an alarm. :D Unless Alexa is in full volume of course...
They quacked the case. There was fowl-play when they didn't pay their big bill.
Either a) you don't have to pay for it. because the sugar is free; b) they are rebellious and trying to free the sugar from being abused; or c) someone needs to be fired for being a wise a-s-s.
Take one Mercury capsule with a glass of 16-year-old single malt whisky.
It looks like one of those Velcro tennis things, you know the things where two people hold a Velcro thing and throw the ball and catch it on the Velcro thing sort of like a baseball glove, but entirely different. Edit: i just looked it up and apparently it is literally just called, Velcro and ball game
"He's ok because he lied" but someone effed up and now it says "he's ok because he lid"
English uses 'Cargo' from the Spanish word.... erm... 'Cargo'. Which means 'load' or 'burden'. Spanish got it from the Latin 'Cargar', meaning 'to load'. Shipment is ship+ment. 'Ship' evolved over time from 'Skipa', to 'Skip', then on to 'Scip', before 'Schip' then 'Ship'. Basically means 'move'. 'Ment' is a suffix making verbs a noun and making an action out of the verb.
But that's just wrong. It was Lorde who said she could be your ruler
these dad jokes are making me wonder if i should laugh or cry
while not a ton of puns are here, I found this to be nonetheless a hilarious gold mine. good job on this one bp.
while not a ton of puns are here, I found this to be nonetheless a hilarious gold mine. good job on this one bp.
