Lawyer Posts Hilarious Legal Advice Based On Crazy Things He’s Seen In Over 20 Years Of Experience (30 New Pics)

But he didn't shoot the deputy!

I.....are people really this stupid?

I'm so glad I read this, I was on my way to a tattoo parlor to get that tattoo...lol

well, at least they didnt lie about the funeral....

You mean the trial is over? It's just getting started!

The judge's wife shouldn't do that

Hello Mr Judge, I just wanted to ask if... ooooh, nice abs!

that's just sad :(

Now I'm curious how that even came up.

“At least let the judge have lunch”! Lolll 😂

damn spellcheck

This is stupid and sad at the same time.

But I would love to see her expression to hearing that explanation.

Baby's don't go on craigslist it's home made so they go on Etsy .... the ignorance ....

Cheeky or stupid... Sometimes closely together.

Just. Wow.

Frankly, this sounds like mental illness already.

That picture is an excellent fit to the statement. Also ew.

How does someone even DO this?

Please check your symbology before hand, as the upside down cross does not mean the devil. It is the cross of St. Peter’s.

Ouch

Hey, you can't pass up a going out of business sale.

adding tip : do not use woman's urine if you're a male, or be really sure that they will only test drugs/alcohol. I worked in a medical laboratory during vacations when I was a student and we had to test Dockers. They seemed to think we were testing alcohol (gamma GT) but it was a medical test. Either a bunch of them had testicular cancer, either they were pregnant...

Oof

What is on your shirt mister? Ummmmm........... PET A blue bunny?

Worth the try.

Maybe they knew he was innocent.

This one sounds more like an ACTUAL heads-up for would-be offenders. 🤨

Oh, corruption alarm bells ringing here! Why should a theft from the deputy's wife be treated any different than any other theft?

Druggie and proud of it.

Prohibition is part of probation: No alcohol for you

It made all the neighborhood dogs happy.

I think they're confused. He wanted garden lighting. His azaleas are lovely at night.

Lol, they have to get the facts straight.

Sir what is your name? #729605

Damn, now I'm hungry...

Nope nope nope nope nope.....

"This is the big one! I'm dying! You hear that, Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you, honey!"

Or he will schwarp the paper with his own fishing pole.

Funny looking jam there.

This is just the next level of stupid.

Blessing his accommodating heart.

What if they really honoring File Transfer Protocol. I mean that's big. Can't imagine life without it.

major oof

brown britches and butt pain...womp womp

"Look what I did." "Now look where you're going."

🤢🤮

And a convenient stomach pump.

I don't see a problem with this.

Just like bread crumbs.

I want to think this is bull, but it’s likely udderly true, and being milked for all it’s worth...... Was that too cheesy?

Actually, it kinda does work that way: THC is a fat-soluble compound, which means if you have it in your system when your body is packing on fat, THC will be stored with it - then if you burn that fat, the THC is released. There were a lot of old people peeing hot decades after their last joint, which led to a study.