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A Selection Of Probably The Craziest Florida Man Headlines
Florida is undoubtedly the most curious, wackiest, and unusual state in the US, inhabited by the weirdest people ever. And no wonder, as the local Floridians have to deal with alligators, venomous snakes, seasonless climate, mosquitos, and such high humidity that leaves you all wet in a second on a hot one every day. Also, bona fide Florida state inhabitants have an old tradition of living for today, no matter the dire consequences.
We are talking about not only those people who chose to live in the Everglades but also Miami Floridians who are quite kooky. If, or rather when, the dire consequences do happen, it is a law to make every arrest public information, thus putting every deed of these crazy people in the spotlight.
There are tons of unbelievable Florida Man headlines out there about situations that have bewildered everyone, and while there are many different individuals involved in these stories, the proverbial Florida Man always takes the cake with some of the most mind-boggling examples.
Thanks to a Twitter (now known as X) account so aptly named Florida Man that gathers "Real-life stories of the world’s worst superhero," we can share the stories of these funny people with you, and it’s truly amazing.
Take a look at some of the Florida Man stories embodying the shenanigans we’d never even dare to think of.
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#1
Florida Man With A Lucky Shirt
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#2
Killer Squirrel
#3
Tell-Tale Signs
#4
Best Use For A Private Plane
#7
Experienced Detective
#8
Shooting Down The Weather
#10
Cleverest Camo
Zenozenobee 8 years ago
Wearing a bag on his head... this alone shows that he's not a smart guy. My 2 yo knows this is not a good idea. Trying to hide our ID with transprence just show how much he's not smart. Yet, I'm sure he didn't show us the extent of his stupidity. I bet he can do "better".
#12
Leave Crabs Alone
#13
Bestest K9
#14
Mode Of Transportation
#15
That Surely Does Not Count
#16
They Don't Need Them Anyway
#17
Says A Lot About The Local Cuisine
Zenozenobee 8 years ago
I'm sure there is a contest among cops about who can fulfill a report with the funniest reason of arrest. They have good material it seems XD
#18
Birds And Bees
#20
He Should've Stayed At Scohol Then
#22
The Monkey Told Him To Do It
#23
Finding Love In The Most Unexpected Places
#24
Hydration Is Key
#26
And The Goat Would Still Like To Be Alive
#27
With A Side Of Traffic Jam
#28
Her Love Just Needed A Little Kindling
#29
You Can Buy Everything These Days
#30
Seems Like The Swans Practiced Theirs Too
#31
The Pretender
Zenozenobee 8 years ago
And he thought that no one would have any doubt on 18 yo being a doctor...
#32
Anything To Escape Vampires
#33
Freedom Of...speech?
#34
Sorting Your Priorities
#36
Did It Include "I Shot The Sheriff"?
#37
Mop Head
#39
Dutiful Citizen
#40
The Solstice
A Dyke From The Dreamworld 8 years ago
I got the eye of a tiger, a fighter, dancing, through the fire, I am a criminal, and you're gonna hear me scream bloody murder....
#41
Should've Went For Something More Original
#42
Why There's No Banana For Scale?
#43
Where Else Would You Get Scrap Metal
#44
Didn't Want To Leave That Much
#45
Refreshments Worthy Of A Prima Donna
#46
Or Was He A Merman?
Lynn Noyes 8 years ago
It says a lot that Florida has actually enacted a law making it illegal to ride on a manatee.
#47
Emergency Of Highest Proportions
#48
For A Magic Trick, Obviously
#49
Oh, Bee-Have
Jörg Zingler 8 years ago
Lol, in Germany there is actually a lwa for this event: German Civil Code § 961: Section 961 Loss of ownership of bee swarms Where a swarm of bees takes flight, it becomes ownerless if the owner fails to pursue it without undue delay or if he gives up the pursuit.
#50
Raindrops Are Falling On My Head
#51
See You Later, Alligator
#52
Sparkly Fingers
#53
A New PR Trick?
#54
All Because Of The 'Stache
#55
He Had The Heart Of A Lion
spirit wolf 8 years ago
For all the curious cats out there he stole three Florida box turtles, two red-foot tortoises, a skink and a squirrel monkey. Four other animals are still missing . What did you do to them Cedric? Has anyone seen two gopher tortoises and two box turtles hanging out together?
#56
Pre-Warmed For Cooking
Ryo Bakura 8 years ago
"Hello, ladies. Can I interest you in some Surf 'n' Turf? And my penis?"
#57
How Many Personalities Can You Be?
#58
Asserting Dominance
#59
Some Record
#60
Well, It Was Urgent
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