80 Cat Criminals Who Prove That The Fluffiest Faces Can Hide The Shadiest Motives

A knocked-over glass, a shredded piece of paper, or a suspicious mess on the kitchen floor can tell you a lot about what happened when nobody was watching. And sometimes, the main suspect is sitting right beside the evidence, looking far too pleased with themselves to even pretend they are innocent.

The best part is that these little household disasters often come with a furry face and absolutely no sense of guilt. Thankfully, some pet owners are documenting the evidence instead of letting these crimes go unreported. The Reddit page CrimeCats is dedicated to pictures of cats caught plotting, carrying out, or proudly sitting beside the aftermath of their latest misdeeds.

From suspicious stares to full-blown scenes of destruction, these feline offenders make a compelling case for keeping a close eye on the household. Here are some of the funniest examples shared on the page, and you might want to keep an eye on your own cat while you scroll.

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Two cats lying in spilled white powder on the floor, evidence of hilarious cat crimes.

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80 Hilarious Cat Crimes That Prove These Furry Suspects Are Always Up To Something

A Woman At Work Said That Cats Are Just Cats They're Not Like Kids. This Is An Example Of What Cats Do

I Was Just Dusting Them

I Was Unpacking My Suitcase And I Thought, "Awww, Cute! She Doesn't Want Me To Leave Again!" Girly Was Using It As A Toilet!

Toilet Paper Thief Caught On Camera!

Smooth Criminal

Woke Up At 3am

Bread Thief

Someone Stole My Milk

An Orange Criminal On A Poster

Visiting My Sister For A Couple Of Days, She Warned Me About My Niece Chewing On Wires. I Didn’t Realize My Earbuds Fell Out Of My Bag. Probably Did It When I Was Asleep

The Criminal: A 3-Month-Old Lady With No Guilt Or Remorse. Crimes Committed: Knocking Milk Off The Table

Cat vs. Fly Aftermath

Do I Need To Double Child Lock The Freezer Now?

I Painted The Windowsill Just Five Minutes Earlier

He Wasn't Getting Enough Attention So He Knocked All The Magnets Off The Fridge

My Precious

Escaped Convict Regrets Decision, Desperately Wants Back In

The Criminal/The Crime

She Stole My Chicken From The Sink! Evidence Attached

Go Crimez!

You Were Kinda Asking For It

Our Wallpaper Was Attacked, But The Prime Suspect Had Clearly Been Knocked Out

Attack!

Come Home From Work And This Awaited Me

I Didn’t Want Tea Anyways

Nothing To See Here

I Moved Your Thing

Experienced Criminal

The Criminals Return To The Scene Of Their Crime

Really Spread That Paw

Was Told Not To Climb The Window. Did It Anyways And Got Stuck

Delivered Pizza To This Mean Lookin’ Guy The Other Day

Cream Cheese Thief Strikes Again!

Turkish Delight Thief

I’ll Start With The Lightly Toasted Loaf

Caught In The Act

Hello 911?! There’s A Shadowy Figure On My Balcony!

CSI: Fried Onion

Not The Donut Holes!!!

Official Mugshot. Charges Include Tax Fraud, Theft Of 17 Treats, And Disturbing The Peace At 3 Am. The Suspect Has Shown Absolutely No Remorse And Has Already Reoffended

The Case Of The Missing Meatball

The Vomitor Strikes Again

Maybe Next Time Don’t Hit Your Sister While She’s Still Recovering From Being Spayed

The Crime—the Criminal

I See You’ve Chosen Demise

We Thought He Was So Cute Sitting In My Mother's Bag. He Was Peeing

The Crime And The Culprit

Neighbourhood Bully

The Crime...and The Criminal

If It Fits It Ships

My Kitten Has Discovered A Way Into The Pantry… This Was The Fifth Time In 3 Hours

I Did Not Doordash A Cat

It Smelled So Bad That She Pulled A Towel Down To Cover It. Then She Ran Away So Fast, She Wiley Coyote’d The Bath Mats (She’s Licking Her Lips Because After She Pooped, She Had To Go Get A Snack And Then Return To The Scene Of The Crime.)

The Crime And The Criminal

Success!

He Puked On The Bed While I Was Asleep

Blueberry Every Single Time I Open A Book

Respect, Casper, Respect

Just Doing A Test Run

Ongoing Crime

Busted

Smells Like Mine

My Candy Bar Was Stuck I Swear!

A Classic Whodunnit

I Was Planning To Eat It After My Shower But Olive Has Other Plans

The Criminal And Her Latest Crime

Peeper

I Stopped Giving Her Scritches

Caught: Mid Heist

Well Don’t Look At Me

The Artist And His Art

He Was Just Closing The Cupboard

Civil Disobedience

Ruined A 3D Print And Got A Bald Ear As A Result

Offended At Being Accused Of Digging In The Garbage

The Crime & The Unfazed Criminal

Larceny Committed In My Home

Orangegate

Soon They Will Sleep