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Hey Pandas, Which Two People, (Alive, Dead, Or Not Real) Would You Like To See In A Rap Battle?
Who would YOU like to see in a rap battle?
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William Shakespeare and Oscar Wilde!
The king of insults and the King of the comeback!
Both can throw a rhyme, both can bring the sass, and between them they'll throw so much shade, you'd think there was an eclipse!
Buddha vs Jesus. Let them fight that s**t out.
Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr. I wanna be in the room where it happens.
Percy Jackson vs Magnus Chase.
If you know both of these characters, then you know exactly why
Adolf Hitler vs Mr Beast
Spongebob vs Flash
Flash can think at light speed and spongebob.... is... spongebob
Bob Dylan vs Tom Waits!
And considering how much these two like to do unexpected things, it may happen someday haha
Batman vs. Superman. Age old battle: the musical
Four way fracture: Joker v Pennywise v Ronald McDonald v Art the Clown
Elon Musk Vs Jeff Bezos
Whoever wins gets to keep the others company and money.
I would love to see the Zorg from Star Trek and a Tellatubbie because one is a hive mind, the other can't talk, so it would just be hilarious.
"We are the superior species."
"Bah!"
Lin-manuel Miranda and uh anyone who's up to it I'm I'd mostly want to see if he could do it/how well he could do it
Ben Shapiro against any Woke Gen-Z kid
Will Ferrell (not Buddy, but just him) VS Santa Clause
Sonic The Hedgehog and Spyro The Dragon, both have very cool personalities and I would like to see the raps they would come up with
Or maybe Donald Trump and Keanu Reeves/Joe Biden
George Washington vs. Abraham Lincoln
Gordon Ramsey and Shakespeare since Gordon and Shakespeare are both good at insults
Robin Williams and Steve Martin vs. Rhett and Link.
... I don't know why. Battle of the comedians, I suppose?
Ooh! Or Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire vs. Mrs. Potts vs. Julie Andrews.
Yeah, I'm an oddball.
Abraham Lincoln Vs Marcel Marceau (who of course has to do his part in mime)
Goku vs Superman to finally decide who's Better but mms personally I have to go with superman
I'd like to see Eminem and Killer B (Naruto Shippuden Character)
Kermit the Frog vs. Cookie Monster
Michelangelo and Pope Julius. Turns out the entire Sistine Chapel wasn't something he was keen to do, seeing as we're now all but certain he was a very talented closet Atheist. However in those days, if the Pope called, you answered or died. So Michelangelo just filled the Sistine Chapel with all kinds of subtle, tongue in cheek insults....right down to a cherub giving the pope the fig hand gesture (used to protect yourself from evil, or to insult someone. BASICALLY, in Rome it was equal to the middle finger). He was also later called back to do more work and this time Mikey wasn't subtle: he made the popes chair look like it sat at the opening to the mouth of Hell.
So yeah those two would *probably* have some leftover angst to word at each other.
Marshall Bruce Mathers III VS Min Yoongi
(Eminem VS Suga)
Simply,World's fastest rapper VS K-pop's fastest rapper
They would f****n' rock
The actual Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson.
