Hey pandas

Which quotes you heard make you cringe?

Or which quotes make no sense to you?

And why?

#1

"Happy wife happy life" Takes two happy partners for a happy life!

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    #2

    When people try to talk for cute animals, like the whole “Hooman! Heck!” just makes me want to shrivel up into a tiny rasin

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    #3

    I slept like a baby. Actually, it is very hard to get a baby to slepp. This is supossed to mean you slept good. It should mean you had a hard time getting to sleep.

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    Imheresometimes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I guess I sleep like a baby with my insomnia

    #4

    Plenty of fish in the sea. If taken literally most of the solitary (single) fish are either very ugly or man eaters.

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    Steph
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your comment gave me a good laugh. Thank you!