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#1
Give up and join the new rebellion! Humans are overrated
Final score:
30points
Bad Ass69 2 years ago
Hate to break the news guys. But I'd be using you for target practice! Nothing personal but you would be Zombies? And maybe just shoot Rob Zombie for good measure! Unless he is making another one of those marvelous Munster's movies! Most his stuff is violent c**p. But that one is a Jewel!
Thegoodboi 2 years ago (edited)
Wait! I don't think I can turn! Willing to try just don't bite the tail, not the booshy (pronounced boujee) tail
Damian DeGiovine 2 years ago
Hey um, is your name Stewart Pid? Because that's not how you play the game,
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#2
Find a group of dependable people, find the nearest defensible area, barricade the doors, see what I can weaponize, check if my phone works. In that order. If we're stuck there for a while, I would assign everyone jobs based on skillsets, create a plan in case we get attacked, and once the coast is clear, take out a small group to look for resources (food, water, blankets, etc). That's the plan, anyway. Realistically, I'd probably trip over my own shoelaces and get eaten immediately.
Final score:
25points
SnackbarKaat 2 years ago
Haha that reminded me of that movie 'Shaun of the dead', where they decide to go to the best place they can think off and barricade themselves there: the pub
Thegoodboi 2 years ago
NO! Quick jump on my back, I'll carry us to safety! *trips on a rock and we both get eaten*
Caryle 2 years ago
And no offense I’m sure you’re super nice I just don’t want to be in society now or when it falls
Load More Replies... #3
I grew up on a farm. I already know how to grow food, hunt food, and be quiet in the woods. So, my plan is just sit back and wait for everyone else to run out of bullets (can you tell I'm in the US?), then sell my potatoes and beans as the new gold. I have nothing about my home that screams "Great bunker for end of the world!" so it's highly unlikely anyone'll even try to break through the fence. I allow our perimeter to be overgrown with nasty stuff on purpose (ever seen poison ivy thick as your arm?). And so forth and so on. TLDR: Stay put, live like my gramps did 100 years ago, watch the world burn.
Final score:
20points
Leo Domitrix (Submission author) 2 years ago
Yes, the quiet place is where all the zombies go. For sure. Every movie, that's where they go. The quiet house in nowhere. Oh, wait, no, only Romero 1968, and the guy who stayed put and stayed quiet *survived*.
Load More Replies... #4
I'm going to super stoned, eat all the ice cream in the house and then just walk outside and be one of the first to go. I have the survival skills of a panda raised in captivity and won't pretend otherwise.
Final score:
16points
Squiffle Noses 2 years ago
"Great! Here comes that stoned looking, ice cream licking super zombie again! He's been around since the bloody start of all this! Why won't he die?! And where does he keep finding ice creams?"
#5
suicide. I'd rather be dead than eat your head
Final score:
14points
Vermonta (Submission author) 2 years ago
I won't know though.Are they like Reevers (Firefly) and want you alive?
Load More Replies... #6
They really aren't that fast, just walk away.
Final score:
14points
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
Works for Romero zombies, bad attitude if they are Snyder ones though
Bad Ass69 2 years ago
Or those World War Z zombies! They were relentless and quick!
Load More Replies... Damian DeGiovine 2 years ago
the zombies would be like "This guy is stupid, his brains will taste like trash", and just walk away.
MaximumKarmaSaint (Submission author) 2 years ago
I have been severely confused.
Load More Replies... #7
Being immunocompromised, I’d probably get sick from an infected splinter or something equally stupid and die before the zombies even get a chance to eat me.
Final score:
13points
#8
If a zombie outbreak occurred, I would steal someone's boat and sail to the Quinngua Valley in Greenland, it's the only forested part of Greenland, and the Vikings settled there for thousands of years.
Final score:
8points
Trish Panda 2 years ago
You mean you would get lost at sea and die of starvation or drowning as you have no boating experience
Damian DeGiovine (Submission author) 2 years ago
you would also die from the zombies with no experience using guns
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Constanze Mühlau 2 years ago
I would take the boat to the North Frisian Islands/Halligen, even if the people there are zombies, there aren't that many. Only 5-10 people live on some of these islands. I'm from northern Germany, so it's not that far away.
#9
steal all the animals from the animal shelters and live out my days in the Vermont wilderness
Final score:
8points
#10
Take my longbow, arrows, carving knives, general supplies, water purifier and plant identification books and then run off into one of the national parks near Kitsap.
Final score:
6points
crowspectre (he/they) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Actually on second thought I'd probably start to go insane if I was alone so I'd also steal a handful of my friends and my dogs
Mike_The_Nike 2 years ago
you got a shrink ray? otherwise you can only get one or two people or dogs sorry to break it to you.
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crowspectre (he/they) (Submission author) 2 years ago
I'd have my friends and dogs with me (i mentioned this in a different comment). I'd probably miss music, but I could always bring my trumpet/trumpet music and the lyrics to songs (I'm a singer). Other than that, I'd be fine
Load More Replies... #11
In my dreams: A: Runs away to a remote island in the middle of nowhere with some friends and family and lives there for the rest of my life B: Get supplies from the nearby mall and board up in there with a team of people, eventually murder all the zombies and become heroes(this would totally happen...totally totally) Realistically: A: I'm running away from some zombies and I trip and fall off of a cliff...dies B: Goes insane and tries to be friends with zombies...goes about as well as you would expect
Final score:
5points
Bad Ass69 2 years ago
The malls are not that busy like back in the 80's and the 90's! And they shut down the arcades. You could live off of Chic fil a and corn dogs for a while? Love those waffle fries!
Percabeth Forever (she/they) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Waffle fries!!!
Load More Replies... Percabeth Forever (she/they) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Lol, didn’t think of that
Load More Replies... #12
I actually have an answer for this! My best friend and I both agreed on a mutual meeting place within the country if any type of Apocalypse occurs. We would rather fend for our lives together than separately.
Final score:
5points
#13
I would get tons of supplies and run into the mountains It's a common fact that zombies can't climb.
Final score:
5points
#14
I would plant plants in my front yard in a linear fashion to defend me from the hoard. Ill make sure to have lawn mowers set up facing the zombies as a last resort. Eventually I would do the same in the back yard around my long skinny pool, as well as on my roof! Using the power of the sun, The plants will save me.
Final score:
5points
Bad Ass69 2 years ago
Build a big hedge maze around your house and hope the zombies get lost in it? That plan sounds about as solid as a screen door on a submarine to keep flies out!
Trish Panda (Submission author) 2 years ago
Its a reference to a tower defense game that I love haha
Load More Replies... #15
What i would do is find a random zombie and bite it. If it turns into a human, i would work on a cure If I turn into a zombie, that's it for me
Final score:
5points
#16
Gather as many survivors as possible, and bring them all to one place that is close to a store. Food, Water, and maybe even clothing problems are solved. Lock every door that leads to the outside. If the food or water runs out, pile into a bus and get to the nearest other place with food. And always remember that anything can be used as a weapon.
Final score:
4points
Bad Ass69 2 years ago
Flame thrower, mini gun, Big 6 wheel military truck with a big snow plow on front, double bladed axe. Man I could go on for days!
Load More Replies... #17
Since it's unlikely it will start anywhere near the village I live in: Plan A) Cut the forests around for logs and build a pallisade using the outer line of buildings as wall. Power can be provided by the renewable sources we have around, food comes from our local farmers. We also have some hunters and metal workshops, so weapons won't be a problem either. Plan B) Meet up with my best friend, grab some of the guns her father has on his shooting range and find a remote, defendable position that isn't too obvious and would attract a lot of other people (like supermarkets) - probably one of the old mines around.
Final score:
3points
Damian DeGiovine 2 years ago
if it gets cold where you live, the freezing frost will kill all the zombies.
TotallyNOTaFox (Submission author) 2 years ago
Global warming could be a slight problem...
Load More Replies... #18
Get my family to our off-grid cabin up in the hills. Then, wait for as much of the initial mayhem to die down, and head north. Find a new place to settle down up there, holing up during the summer, and venturing out when it is freezing. (Dead flesh still freezes solid, even if the frozen creature does not die). Stock up on supplies, break as many frozen zombies as possible, and return to the crib before the spring thaw. Stay heavily armed, vigilant, and stocked. Learn how to repair and maintain everything we use, as well as how to cultivate food in greenhouses. I think that about covers it. Yup, as soon as I get that off-grid cabin built, I'll be ready.
Final score:
3points
#19
Since I tend to think about these situations a lot, here's my plan: - Get 1-2 people I know well - Gather stuff from my house that's useful ( Weapons, food, water, etc ) - Drive or walk to a remote, forested area - Make a camouflaged base out of dirt, moss, etc ( Using those survival videos I watch as a reference, obviously ) - Start rationing food and begin to plan on scouting around for things to eat and drink - Begin my life as a forest badass /hj Oh, and for any zombie encounters, I'd either shoot them or if I need to preserve ammo, I'd be sneaky and try to cut their head off from behind. By the way, is it obvious I play The Last of Us?
Final score:
3points
#20
I will just move outside and start eating grass. I don't think zombies eat rabbits Otherwise, I am rabbit stew LOL
Final score:
3points
Danger Bunny (She/Her) (Submission author) 2 years ago
TOO MUCH TALK ABOUT RABBIT STEW
Load More Replies... #21
I'll be going out in the first wave. Who would want to live like that? It would smell like a thousand dead camel's arseholes. Unknown amounts of time between showers, and they'd probably be cold. Scrounging for food. F@#k that mess
Final score:
3points
#22
I live on a farm so I feel like it would be easier for me than most to survive. First, I’d fortify the chicken coop and duck pen so that I can have a reliable source of eggs. Then, I’d kill the sheep for food, and kill most of the horses except for one or two for transportation. I’d move into the barn loft (it has lots of hiding places), and I’d use the stalls as separate rooms for keeping weapons. There’s also a pond on the farm, so I’d keep my fishing rods and use that for food as well. I’d fortify the vegetable gardens and plant more food besides just watermelons lol. I’d keep my donkeys as guard animals and I’d keep my dogs for moral support.
Final score:
3points
#23
1) Assuming I'm at my home, Get what I need (Some food and water, pocket knife, clothes, ect), If not, get the most useful things in the surrounding area. 2) Then, go to my local bookstore. Get books on survival and plant identification, as well as dealing with wildlife encounters. Also go to a camping/survival store and medical supply store. 3) Steal a car. Nothing personal, just every man for himself in an apocalypse 4) Invite my friends and family to come with me, obviously. 5) travel to a remote location in the mountains with whoever accepts, making sure I'm far from humanity. 6) Assign each person a job based on their unique skill sets, eventually building walls around the small civilization and picking up and survivors that happen along. 7) live out my days in peace. Realistically, though, I would just die within the span of the first hour :)
Final score:
3points
#24
First, I would take my family (if they aren't zombies) and buy guns and weapons. Then we would go to Target and kill the zombies in there and board up the place like doors and windows maybe and then live there 'till we die.
Final score:
2points
Bad Ass69 2 years ago
Yeah and while they are stuffed in there like sardines attracting the zombies you will have the great outdoors to yourself once you clear and establish Zombie free zone. Then tell no one!
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#25
Get bitten because it’s definitely a no win situation battling them.
Final score:
2points
Bad Ass69 2 years ago
Knock all the zombies teeth out with a Louisville Slugger! Then they can't bite you. They be humming it!
Bad Ass69 2 years ago
Gumming! Darn spell check spells worse than a 2nd grader!
Load More Replies... #26
Do nothing, because they're not real. Am I playing this game correctly? :)
Final score:
2points
VonBlade (Submission author) 2 years ago
Four downvotes from people who either don't agree on the crisps being immortal thing (they are) or have no sense of humour. I'm guessing the latter.
#27
i'd take all my loved ones (friends, family) and make a resistance with a cool name or something. then we'd make a plan to survive and we'd probably go underground or something until the zombie craze dies down
Final score:
2points
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
I love how you say "craze" as if the reason everyone's becoming zombies is just a trend.
#28
I would get my dog and a few friends, find a secluded area with a water source and build a fort there. I'd realistically panic and probably die within five hours.
Final score:
2points
#29
Hm. Got food, got water, got firearms and ammo. Would need more alcohol, though. Big run to the nearest liquor store to raid it, and take all the tobacco too. Big plinking party shooting zombies, drinking, smoking, and eating snacks. I’m too old to run at this point.
Final score:
2points
Mrs. Walker (Submission author) 2 years ago
Right! Adds flamethrower to her list of “must have” items. Or, in a pinch, a nice can of hairspray and a lighter will do.
Load More Replies... #30
Start my new business. All American Zombie exterminator's. Even in a Zombie apocalypse you may still need an occupation! Maybe even get a government contract if Republicans are in office. Democrats would be running through the streets screaming about Zombie rights. Just mistake them for Zombies! Problem solved. It would be understandable especially if they look like Janet Reno or Nancy Pelosi. They do look corpses walking! Of course at this point Janet Reno would be a Zombie. One ugly very Zombie! That woman was peel the paint off the walls and hide your mirrors if you don't want them broken ugly!
Final score:
2points
#31
To just let them take me. 'Nuff said.
Final score:
1point
#32
find other people and pretend to be an idoit
Final score:
1point
#33
Zombies are nothing to fear they're honestly better for the earth than we are, we kill people in every possible way we can think of, we start war and conflict, and drop massive piles of trash int the environment. so honestly we are the real monsters here.
Final score:
1point
#34
I haven't put a lot of thought into it, but I'd definitely try to find or contact my cousin. He's a prepper and he does contract work for the US military, so he probably has a good plan. He also has way too many guns, and those would probably be useful.
Final score:
1point
fair_weather_rose (she/they) (Submission author) 2 years ago
He probably has a good plan, and I would probably be a lot safer hanging out with him and his family than I would be on my own
Load More Replies... Squiffle Noses 2 years ago
Part one of every prepper's plans ----- When all the non preppers turn up expecting help KEEP THE IRON DOORS SHUT TIGHT until they all get et.
#35
Pack up the family and head to my Dad's house. He is a back-to-land prepper and lives in the middle of nowhere, in farmhouse on a hill, grows most of his own food, and he has an massive gun collection, a stock pile of ammo and everything he needs to reload. Also, several bows, swords, axes, and, for some reason, a polearm.
Final score:
1point
#36
Well, I don't think I'd be a great fighter, and I quite enjoy having electricity and internet, and fresh food, and things like that, so probably become a billionaire before the apocalypse starts, and then build a well defended house in the mountains, fully stocked, and powered by like solar panels and windmills and things. However, that's frankly unrealistic, so I'd just hope for the best and try not to die.
Final score:
1point
#37
Ok so here me out… immediately go to Home Depot ( or equivalent) then borrow (steal) a massive truckload of lumber, metal, building materials, you name it. There are infinite things you can do with some resources and a little experience.
Final score:
1point
#38
I’d grab my recurve and arrows. And head to my partner first. He has access to HGVs and trailers. Grab food, fuel, medical, trucks and trailers and water supplies and then head to my ex hubby’s (we’re all friends.) estate where there is high fencing and multiple shops, including hardware and furniture. I’d make and shoot arrows, ex would strengthen defences and forage and stuff (Boy Scout!), partner would trick out an HGV battle vehicle.
Final score:
1point
#39
Ohohoho- you have no idea. 1) Locate the important people (those dear to me. Anyone who is unreachable, I check up on them via text or email.) 2) Abandon house. Im not sure how obvious the warning for an apocalypse would be, but either way I would take any necessary things. (Money, imperishable food, keepsakes, a journal and a few pens, clothes, and a blanket.) 3) This should have been said earlier, but I’d request an adult to make a trip to the store for supplies. Maybe the store itself could be a safe house, but I’d think no considering the perishables. The smell of rotting meat would attract zombies, no? 4) Have my parents communicate with someone who might have a bunker, or multiple people. While they do this, we might still be at home trying to keep quiet. I’d be charging all of our devices and charging blocks, as well as helping my sister pack. After that, I’m surely not going to be in charge anymore, regardless of how useful I may be. Adults like to take charge. Especially extroverted ones. They’d probably enlist me as part of the gardening team or therapy team. OH, DUH, I’D BRING A BIBLE LOL. Sorry, remembered that just now. I need to make a list so I don’t forget if an apocalypse really happens 🤔 Anyway, I’d probably fit somewhere among the gardeners, therapists, and entertainers. I wouldn’t be crucial to keeping us alive, but I’d be good for keeping everyone from losing it. Of course, if I get infected, I’d be one heck of a chill zombie. Might try to eat someone’s brain once, but if you whap me on the (left) arm hard enough, I’ll get sad and won’t attack you if it means I can use your craft supplies. Ideally.
Final score:
1point
P.C. (Submission author) 2 years ago
Oh yea, and I’d avoid boys as much as possible. Sigh. One time I was with a friend and some dude, just got out of lockdown so I was skittish around everyone, but pretty sure I was terrified of boys, and the boy decides it would be nice to discuss what we’d do if a zombie apocalypse happened. We were in some snack room, so no problem there. It stopped after he brought up repopulating the earth. 🤦🏽♀️
#40
Get on a really high mountain and barricade it.
Final score:
1point
#41
Yup, just enough to get of out this planet
Final score:
1point
Damian DeGiovine 2 years ago
Hello, Hello, yeah is this Elon musk?, if not then you're not leaving the planet anytime soon
#42
Avoid big cities, and fortify a small area like a farm with a small group. Big cities like Toronto or Montreal (for Canada), or New York or LA (for the USA), might be ample in supplies like medicine or food, but there would be millions of zombies in them, effectively making them a death trap. Work on things like cardio, lose weight, learn how to properly use weapons like firearms and bladed/blunt weapons without risk of injury, eat in moderation, and only occasionally leave to fetch supplies. Sometimes, surviving isn't being the best zombie killer, but knowing how to avoid danger. This is also depending on what kind of zombies we would be getting, and how the infection spreads (through bites/scratches only, or death without the brain being destroyed). The slower zombies, like those of Night of the Living Dead, the Resident Evil games, or The Walking Dead are especially dangerous if they box you in. Zombies like those from the Dawn of the Dead remake, World War Z, or Train to Busan, would be much harder to survive because of their speed. Even worse if they are smarter zombies like those from #Alive (an excellent South Korean film on Netflix), or the Hawking's/T-800's from Zombieland Double Tap.
Final score:
1point
CG (Submission author) 2 years ago
As someone who lives in one of the bigger Canadian cities, Ottawa (which is in the top 5 for the highest populated Canadian cities in 2023), I would have to get out of Dodge ASAP the moment a zombie outbreak/pandemic is declared.
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GOOD, get out of dodge , then hit and run warfare like the Apache, for supplies and the odd spot of zombie killing 👍
Final score:
1point
#44
Facepalm when the SJW's are on the streets screaming "Zombies have rights too !!!!!". I wish I was joking........
Final score:
1point
#45
Go to Costco. They have tons of food, big concrete walls, and you need a membership to get in. Not my idea but its a great one.
Final score:
1point
#46
Grab a weapon like a knife or hammer or whatever is good for fighting, a shield, and chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!(not the best idea for survival though)
Final score:
1point
#47
I would totally "Resident Evil" the zombies. On another note, I think I might just act like them to convince them I belong with their group. Lololololol...
Final score:
1point
#48
I would try and go to some island in the middle of the Atlantic, Like the Falklands or something, I would live there for a year or two. zombies aren't immortal right, eventually, the zombies would die from exhaustion or hunger. and if any zombies survive that, they would need to survive the freezing winter months, or the boiling summer season. no matter how you put it, all the zombies would die out in under two years
Final score:
0points
CG 2 years ago
If anything, I think the decaying of the bodies would get zombies would make them disappear within a few months. And when you consider rigor mortis, assuming their bodies would act according to scientific reality, their muscles would be very tight, making them move incredibly slow (much slower than we see in the movies). I think the only ways zombies would last a long time is if the transmission vector isn't the conventional bite/scratch (like the Last of Us's cordyceps fungus, or the Walking Dead's airborne transmission upon death not involving damage to the brain), or if a combination of the military, police, and gun owners don't band together to eliminate them in the early goings of the outbreak (or the original town isn't carpet bombed out of existence).
#49
Collect books on farming/ survival, go to the hardware store and then as far out of civilization as I can get
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0points
Damian DeGiovine 2 years ago
the easiest way to get away from civilization is to sail into the ocean, barely anyone lives in the ocean
Bad Ass69 2 years ago
There is a reason for that! I can't even get people to go out in my boat with me after dark! Big chickens. I have to go by myself.
Load More Replies... #50
I would get into medical science and try to make a vaccine for the virus, tat way I could turn the nasty hoards into armys.
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#51
stock up on pizza and water, soda and other food and drinks, then grab a lightweight weapon with some length to it, but no guns.
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#52
We all have skeleton's in the cupboard. And we all fear that we will one day we will be dead and meet all our bad actions. So - Zombies are the half dead who want to put right what they did wrong when they were alive, but they can't without eating a brain? Like they are bad people anyway, and they have no ability to change? That has to be the Zombie scare - what else? The only resistance is to explore your darkest fears, apologise when you need to, and know when you don't need to. And banish scary thoughts to the foolishness of 'Zombie'. Those Zombies will have nothing against the power of a resilient mind.
Final score:
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#53
Pick up a fire axe and create a makeshift mace out of a sturdy plank and industrial nails. Then you can just call me Axe N Smash!!! Xp XD
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0points
SheamusFanFrom1987 (Submission author) 2 years ago
True, but I prefer to dual-wield if I can. Besides, in my case, Axe N Smash has another meaning as well.
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#54
Step 1:find a huge hoarde and mark heir positions Step 2:find a unstable rope bridge Step 3:lure hoarde to bridge and once most are on it, cut the ropes But realistically if I don't find the bridge im just gonna lure them to a cliff and go wakanda forever
Final score:
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Some Indonesian kid (he/him) (Submission author) 2 years ago
I just realized that I could be safe. Just need to know a few things. Where did the apocalypse arrive from, are the zombies able to swim, do they know how to use planes and boats? If they came from not java, Indonesia and couldn't swim or use transportation I'd be safe, if everything but the location if the zombies was the same, I would just evacuate from my home and find somewhere else to live
#55
Go into a place with sliding doors. Don't think I've ever seen a zombie movie where they slide open a door. Bad luck to me if they can, hey
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#56
I’d go to a home improvement store, those places are chocked full of weapons, or I’d steal guns and stuff from Walmart as weapons. I’d also use a bag to keep my cat safe as I love her to pieces.
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#57
Call my partner and tell them to meet me at the summer camp we both go to in the middle of the Appalachians. It's got a garden, plumbing, etc, and the guy who takes care of it in the off-season would probably be there.
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#58
Already bought a nice piece of real estate with a stream passing through. my nearest neighbors being kilos away and residents of an old age home, a fancy resort and a high end mall. So when it eventually comes, I'll only have to fight grandpa zombies when raiding the facility for medical supplies. The military will definitely come to me soon considering all the rich people stuck in the resort. I also know where the nearest chicken farm is.
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#59
Wait. The zombies are dead, and almost all will be rotted by a month. Plus, zombies still need their bodies to function to some extent. After even a little bit, their internal organs might begin to shut down from rot, and most zombies would be entirely useless.
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Bad Ass69 2 years ago
What about the skinnies! Vicious skeleton zombies. Like in those old Sinbad movies?
Jadax Martian (Submission author) 2 years ago
But their muscles will be gone so they'll just be useless heaps of bones...
Load More Replies... #60
The Mountains (Specifically the Rockies because their closer) or somehow escape to Greenland. Those places have a very low population, and it's unlikely for an outbreak to occur. If someone did get infected, we'd greatly outnumber them (because it's just one person) and we could take them down.
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#61
Mel Brooks son, Max Brooks, wrote books The "Zombie Survival Guide". and "Closure Limited and Other Zombie Tales". So if you like zombies ( they gross me out) those books are not humor. He also wrote some other end of world type books, and World War Z. The closest thing I've seen to zombies are heroin addicts. They don't eat brains but walk the same, aren't coherent and dress the same. I"'m not ragging on addicts, I wish them the best of recovery. Wow that went off track.
Final score:
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#62
1) Assuming I'm at my home, Get what I need (Some food and water, pocket knife, clothes, ect), If not, get the most useful things in the surrounding area. 2) Then, go to my local bookstore. Get books on survival and plant identification, as well as dealing with wildlife encounters. Also go to a camping/survival store and medical supply store. 3) Steal a car. Nothing personal, just every man for himself in an apocalypse 4) Invite my friends and family to come with me, obviously. 5) travel to a remote location in the mountains with whoever accepts, making sure I'm far from humanity. 6) Assign each person a job based on their unique skill sets, eventually building walls around the small civilization and picking up and survivors that happen along. 7) live out my days in peace.
Final score:
0points
#63
Easy, take over the local school with a small selection of my friends - allowing pets. We will start a farm of both regular plants, those trendy micro greens, and aquaponics. The school has generators and solar panels so electricity shouldn't be much of an issue. Over time we will break into every storeroom and classroom so we will control the entire school, we will not accept people we do not know and the people we do have to have a specific value to us as individuals or they have to have a skill or attribute that makes them a desirable member of the group, no food will be wasted on a useless idiot. Hopefully, the empire will expand to the local housing and shop next to and around the school so we will have a larger space to develop into a formidable home base, from there we would organise trips to the nearby hospitals and shopping centres for supplies as needed. The only issue really would be the local idiots, but I know how to make all sorts of weaponry and gasses so they wouldn't be an issue for long :)
Final score:
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#64
Fortify my house and build a zombie powered generator to charge up energy weapons, the usual. Get food blah blah blah and yeah
Final score:
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What do you think ?
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
The description for this post is unsettling, are you a zombie? Maybe I don't want to share....nah I'll share anyway.
TheElementalGod️️ 2 years ago
What I imagine: ME WITH BIG HUGE CHAINSAW SLICING UP ZOMBIES LIKE ITS NO PROBLEM WHILE FRIENDS MINIGUN THEM DOWN!!! what will happen: Trips over a rock and breaks head without being eaten by zombie. no cool facter.
Rachel Reynolds 2 years ago
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
Isa's left eye 2 years ago
I'd do nothing differently. Zombies are looking for brains, I'm completely safe.
Lene 2 years ago
I think my bf would get a lot of practise with his chainsaw. Lol. We live in the country so I think we may get news from the big cities before it goes to sh1t where I live. this may give us a day or two to form a group with our neighbors (mainly farmers and hunters) where we'd divide different jobs for everybody. And we would make some sort of wall around the closest group of houses, I think, so we could evacuate to there when the zombies enter our area. I really gotta go and lose some size and gain some muscle or else I'll be worthless as part of the defence-group. I gotta shape up and learn some skills. Oh, and my dream function in a postapocalyptic group would be that of a story-teller. Telling history and folkstories so that we can remember our past and culture. That and the group's planner and stratrgic. That would be the best evaaaar!
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
The description for this post is unsettling, are you a zombie? Maybe I don't want to share....nah I'll share anyway.
TheElementalGod️️ 2 years ago
What I imagine: ME WITH BIG HUGE CHAINSAW SLICING UP ZOMBIES LIKE ITS NO PROBLEM WHILE FRIENDS MINIGUN THEM DOWN!!! what will happen: Trips over a rock and breaks head without being eaten by zombie. no cool facter.
Rachel Reynolds 2 years ago
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
Isa's left eye 2 years ago
I'd do nothing differently. Zombies are looking for brains, I'm completely safe.
Lene 2 years ago
I think my bf would get a lot of practise with his chainsaw. Lol. We live in the country so I think we may get news from the big cities before it goes to sh1t where I live. this may give us a day or two to form a group with our neighbors (mainly farmers and hunters) where we'd divide different jobs for everybody. And we would make some sort of wall around the closest group of houses, I think, so we could evacuate to there when the zombies enter our area. I really gotta go and lose some size and gain some muscle or else I'll be worthless as part of the defence-group. I gotta shape up and learn some skills. Oh, and my dream function in a postapocalyptic group would be that of a story-teller. Telling history and folkstories so that we can remember our past and culture. That and the group's planner and stratrgic. That would be the best evaaaar!
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