Hey Pandas, What’s Your Gossip Of The Day? (Closed)
I'm usually not the kind of person who likes gossip but I've been bored. So tell me, why are the Walmart employees mad at each other? Whose dog pooped in Ellen's yard? Is neighbor Bob really cheating with Linda?
Gossip has it that USA took a 50 year step into the past today. I weep for them....
Peanut the cat is taking refuge with Mommy (me) after getting taunted by a squirrel in the sunroom. Daddy dimed her out. She stared at the ceiling ghost she was saving me from to save face.
A co-worker is going to be terminated. They just bought a new house. Also to the 2 that are having an affair- we all know!! You're not being very sneaky.
I'm dating my ex bullys crush
It turns out the Handmaid's Tale is more than a work of fiction, or so I hear.
A Girl (Who I will call …. Lana) brought gummies (wink wink) to school, and gave them to people, without telling them that they had drugs in them, including her best friend of 9 years. This eventually turned out to be true, every locker in the school had to be checked, stretchers were in the hallway, for all the students who ate the gummies, and one girl who took the gummies was found in the bathroom rubbing soap into her eye before she was taken to the hospital. It got onto the news. Nobody knows what happened to Lana after that , but most of the students were ok. Nobody would eat anything from the school for weeks after.
Legend has it... someone has been stealing the cookies. Legally speaking, it wasn't me. No one suspects a thing!
Jason “forgot” to wear pants to school. Alice got COVID. Bryce dumped Lucy. Amy won the competition, and Alex likes Chris.
I have feelings for one of my closest friends but he's a hoe and flirts with everyone
1. Laura, Devon, and Gary have been best friends since middle school. Gary is currently housing Laura and myself until our the opening for an apartment we're getting is available. Gary doesn't know that Laura and Devon have been dating for the last 3 years. Devon actively avoids Gary now that we're staying with him. He waits to visit until Gary has gone to work.
2. Polly just found out her stepdads friend Peter is dying of liver failure. She's one of the only ones who knows because she overheard a phone call she shouldn't have. Polly also knows her mom is cheating on her stepdad with Peter. But she's not gonna say anything because he's dying and she doesn't want her stepdads last months with him to be strained after everything they've been through.
3. Katherine has convinced her son she's a half demon by flipping her eyelids inside out and rolling her eyes into the back of her head before yelling when she wants him to stop misbehaving. Hes now under the impression that if he steals his sister's toy bunny again, his mother is going to set him on fire with her mind... Outside of that though he's a genuinely happy child and has in fact told her more than once "I still love you mommy. Even if you are a little bad." Which is kinda cute because that's what she tells them when she gets after them for something. "I still love you even though you were bad."
I think everyone knows this by now but Elon Musks 18 year old disowned him bc he’s a transphobic d******d
let's use fake names
tommy sat in ethans lap on a dare and he get super red then relaxed, and milly wanted tommy to sit in her lap and he did, then was told that milly liked him but tommy is dating allyssa, oh and cameron is mumbling stuff bc he's too pussy to say it out loud
Clarence Thomas wants to take away all human rights that don’t affect him. He stopped just short of interracial marriage. He can love who he wants but not the LGBTQ community.
My friend 1 loves friend 2, but friend 2 loves a different girl
Soooo.... Alex is dating Chelsea who in reality used to be Chuck. Chuck was in love with Brenda who in reality is his step sister but he has no clue. Brenda is dating Zak who's Father was Eric's Milkman. Zak doesn't know it but said Milkman is also Brenda's father. Eric is alone because he knows all this and thinks it is hilarious.
Bestie’s grandma had to get surgery for her heart. Kid across the street got expelled, and they had to move.
I’ll be using fake names for this, but they’ll start with the same letter as the real name.
Jacob and Alice broke up. Lex and Brenda got together. Evangeline and Zorro had a calm break up and agreed to just take a break, but Z’s parents were ASSHOLES about it and called E a white who just wants to sleep with other guys. >:(
Names changed for privacy's sake.
Mary was in love with Andrew and Henry was in love with Maya, but Andrew and Maya got together, so Mary proposed to Henry that they help each other heal. They had a develop friendship and later Henry had feelings for Mary, which she hinted she returned and led him on, but then started going out with Alex. Henry tries to be a good friend to Mary, but Mary lashes out during a misunderstanding and threatens him. Henry has moved on now and doesn't talk to her, but Mary keeps trying to talk to him as if nothing happened.
Oh, and Andrew and Maya are one of the sweetest couple I know.
Ok context and fake names - Elizabeth = my current girlfriend, Amelia = Elizabeth's ex, Jordan = my ex bf from when I thought I was straight. So. Amelia cheated on Elizabeth with 8 people or something while they were dating. Jordan knows this... But has a crush on Amelia. We were both on good terms with Jordan, after we learned he was crushing on Amelia we stopped liking him as much and then he kinda rubbed it in when she has forgotten. This was all recent... (ALL NAMES ARE FAKE EXCEPT MINE IS ACTUALLY ZOE)
My mom's friend Alice (Who was an angel) died of sooo many diseases that I can't remember them all.
I will change the names and apologize in advance for my rant.
So, this girl, let’s call her Brenda. Is in a friend group of 3. The male, we will call Rob. And the other female will be called Jess. So, Brenda and Rob are best friends in the friends group. Though Jess thought it was her and Brenda. Brenda is in love with Rob, though he doesn't know. Jess and Rob are in an ongoing fight. Brenda and Rob text all the time, and Brenda can text Jess too. Rob and Jess don’t have any way to communicate. The group is on summer break before the first year of middle school. Rob is very depressed and Brenda helps him whenever he has a breakdown and is the only one who does help. Robs parents are getting divorced. Therefore, he is moving a short distance and is going to go to a diff middle school than everyone thinks. He has only told Brenda. (Originally, Rob and Jess were going to go to the same school, and Brenda was and is going to a diff one.) Brenda has been instructed to tell Jess; if she is asked, that Rob has died. Also, forgot to mention, Rob has an X who he hates, but is trying to get him back. That he was originally going to go to school with. And a girl who has a crush on him is going to go to the middle school he is actually going to go to. News flash, I’m Brenda and will try to update as more news comes.
OP (@Squirrel Girl): Hey Pandas, What’s Your Gossip Of The Day?
Me (@Glasia van Duivels): What is gossip? I don't know. English is for me my 3rd language.
So Adam is on a relationship with Chris. Now Chris is actually married to Ann. Ann is having an affair with the gardener named Paul. Paul is also married to Ann's step daughter Lisa. Lisa knows Paul is a cheater and she is also sleeping with Ann. Now here is where it gets good. Lisa's real moms, dad's uncle twice removed is actually Lisa's father who having an affair with Adam.
We're living through a mass extinction, 200 species are disappearing everyday as a direct result of humanities unchecked expansion, the ice caps are melting, the planet is warming, aridification is becoming more common meaning clean drinking water will become more difficult to find, food will become more difficult and environmentally damaging to produce (while 2 billion people already don't have enough to eat) while everyone continues to be progressively more damaging to the environment no one is doing anything about it and "the bestest, most greatest and freest #1 country in the world!" has responded by declaring that what we really need is the forced creation of more entitled, apathetic, self centered and almost certainly neglected people! Sure the people we have now aren't paid a living wage, can't find affordable housing, don't have access to affordable, useful education, can't afford healthcare, gun violence trends ever upwards with no plans to effectively address it, we're 12 years away from damaging the planet so horribly that it threatens literally, ALL LIFE ON EARTH, but who cares about any of that? The problem is you haven't experienced the "joy of becoming a broke, homeless single parent to a child you know will be forced to endure life in an unending hell scape. That is, apparently, what JE-UH-SUS! wants, which somehow supersedes what actual real human beings that exist want.
I weep for the future, and am truly ashamed of my home country.
School ball coming up, guy I like asks me to be his date (yay!). Then I thought about getting my best friend set up with one of his, let's call him 1, because she likes him, but guy I like suggests setting her up with his other friend 2 who likes her (I'm not sure he knows I know). Anyway she is going with 2 to the ball but she sees him as like a brother so fingers crossed it doesn't get weird.
I’m changing the names “al likes Samantha Samantha is leaving
Sofi was crying because Samantha and Carly where leaving and i hade to hug her so she would stop crying * I’m terrible at hugging friends
Christopher loves Catherine but Catherine is in love with Paul despite the fact she has cheated with Julian.
my enemy (im just gonna call her by her name, raina, bc i rlly dont care) has a crush on the boy who asked me to the dance. raina used to be one if my best friends, but betrayal. now i flaunt it to her every day. we got into a big argument at our pool and i shoved her into the pool and left. revenge tastes good 😏
I think I have adhd, and I don't think my parents will believe me or take me to get tested.
my best friend and I have a crush on the same dude, but we're chill and we honestly don't mind. we will always be best friends ❤
School yard drama from way back when
Fake name Lucas wants to date Mackenzie, but she isn’t interested. Lucas then conveniently starts dating Mackenzies best friend, Mia.
Mia starts taking Lucas along with her to hang out with friends (of which Mackenzie is one). Mackenzie now gets to know Lucas and warms up to him. The moment Lucas finds out, he dumps Mia and gets with Mackenzie. I don’t think Mia and Mackenzie ever spoke again.
And trust me, this boy KNEW what he was doing the whole time. Total asshat, but definitely took the playground by storm for a few weeks
! Fake name, will use the real first letter though !
Richard hooked up with a girl on a Tuesday but the next day at work was kinda bummed out? No one knows what happened and all my other coworkers were aware of the weird vibe. HOWEVER we were snapping after work and Richard basically admitted the hookup left him feeling hollow because he misses his ex-fiance (which I didn't know he had??? Richard is 23 and dated her since he was 20 btw) and the security of a relationship.
Richard ended up taking a different shift on Friday and everyone was joking how much the mood lifted because of his absence. I was sitting in a corner and basically vibrating with this secret so might as well tell internet strangers!
Zara likes Anthony, but on Anthony’s grad day he brought another girl: Hilda.
Selena likes a family friend: Matt who sister-zoned her.
They both keep going for it and telling each other to get over their crushes.
And last, MY crush is moving away on Monday, leaving me behind.
My friend Alisha, married to a man and has 2 kids, 6 yr and 1 yr. Now discovered she's a Bi.
There is a recession coming soon because of the massive inflation of house prices and china is going to war in 2024 also American has been at war every year of its history except for 13 years also Tesla might go bankrupt and nasa might shut down to let the corporations “take care of space “
So a guy (ima call him Alex) asked my girlfriend out two days after I asked her out. My girlfriend (I'll call her Daisy) is Biromantic and has liked me for a while now, and before that we were besties. She, of course, declined. Alex was angry because he's used to getting anyone he wants. He's also mad at whoever got to her first (me!), although he doesn't know who it is. I know that Daisy was his last resort, though. (That's not fair because Daisy is much better that a last resort.) I love watching his frustration because he messed with my Friend (his pseudonym is going to be Oliver) by stringing him along. Oliver had liked Alex and Alex found out. Alex then flirted with Oliver and messed with him because he thought it was funny. Alex is actually straight and threatened to expose Oliver, who wasn't out at the time. (I put a stop to that. Nobody messes with the big tall scary lesbian, or her friends. :)) I love second hand revenge.
Max likes Lily but Lily doesn’t like Max but Lily was pretending to like him so that he didn’t feel bad so Max still thinks Lily has feelings for him despite breaking up but Lily never liked him at all.
My frogs got out of their cage now they are lose in my room and idk where they are.
Neilson’s dad hasn’t found his lost Rolex yet. Neilson gave it to Cody as a early birthday gift. Cody pawned it. Tiffany didn’t make cheer squad so she bleached the uniforms left on the bus at practice and blamed them on an “unforeseen force”. Scandalous.
My so-called friend took $800 cash from jewelry box than ghosted me. Pick friends wisely
K so I got more. So the girl I sit next to on the bus, her ex friend who started spreading rumours about her was getting annoyed because Jeigha (girl I sit next to) started spreading rumours about her as well. Then her ex friend dead named on of her friends and that’s as far as I got. Also this is day 2 of horrific cramps but no period. Send help. Oh yeah and also… both my crushes are straight so all my hopes of love just withered away to nothingness in the bottom of my heart and my soul is dying slowly 🙂
Bella's mad at me ever since I made a joke about her liking Eli to our classmate. D likes A. I like Wyatt. Then again, is it gossip if everyone knows?
Edit since I can't edit submissions (pls don't downvote) all names are fake, just thought i should mention it since everyone else did! :)
You know Alan Garkle in Legal? I don't think he needs that wheelchair. #youheardithere412th
Students of my high school spread a rumour about a teacher having intimate relations with the janitor, still going one by this day.