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I once said to somebody who was being a d**k that his worth as a human being was the equivalent to the GrubHub ad.
It's quite embarrassing now I think about it but I said this to a random boy who was insulting me and my friend and calling us four eyes (we both wear glasses)
I said "oh dear, you're seeing double, you might want to go to the optitions and get yourself a pair of glasses." ;-;
My brother cut his hair really short and of course, I had to call him "Curly Howard" at least once.
on inauguration day i said to the class "bye donald duck trump" because he(trump)sucks
Hermit crab...
Someone one once said i looked like the color of bread and i was like um wut, his friend said he means that you look tan and i said that comments is a dry as his ashy skin, and i walked out of there but now that i look back at it, it is cringe every time at 3am
“Go choke on a dill pickle” innocent enough but still has that wtf vibe to it
If I throw a stick will you leave?
IDEK why, but I still cringe
One time I called my sister "a block of cheese." ; . ;
Well aren’t you a waste of two billion years of evolution....
me: *gets into an argue with sister* sister: *ROAST ME LIKE KFC* me: *insert speech-less boiiii/gurl* w-wel-well y-y-you*trys to think of a roast* y-YOU MEANIE-YACK(yeah she younger than me and normaly im da one roastin every body but that day she won the roast..FOR NOW~)
Just that I was a female. They went ohhh its because your a female. We were talking about the best way to move something and they were wrong so I explained how we couldn't do it that way.
Oh shoot I read the title wrong!!! I thought it was whats the weirdest insult said to you. My bad
Told my brother he sounded like an asthmatic donkey once if that counts. My sister also tells me and other people I have fake feet (I do not) and that's why I have a slight limp. (Genetic skeletal issues)
If you don’t know the difference between me and my BFF (we look very similar), you are a fart! Said to my classmate who had never met my BFF before, who thought she was seeing double.
A friend once called me a c*m stain on the tissue of life!
I once described someone I know as a flump (a marshmallow brand), no Idea why, but my friend knew what I meant by it.
