Taylor’s got Starbucks lovers, Selena is farting carrots… What’s the funniest misheard lyric for you? Tell us the song, artist, and actual lyrics vs. the misheard ones. Have fun laughing!

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My friend and I both heard the first line of Only Girl as "I want you to love me like I'm a hot pie" (which just makes me hungry)

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    In 'We Are Family' by Sister Sledge, I always heard "Just let me staple the vicar" instead of "Just let me stay for the record" 😹😹😹

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    #3

    Not sure about funniest. There's a few. "Never knew there was a love like this before" - Faith Evans My class heard it as "Bye bye biscuit boy" "Eye in the Sky" - Alan Parsons Project I thought was "Pie in the sky"

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another mentioning of pie! could it be a sign?

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    #4

    "I fought Dracula at wrestling. The skin of my ear, not a rebellion. Turn your backs upon thee." From the classic video Cast Down the Heretic Interpretation Parody.

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    wow, that sounds crazy! 😂 really funny misheard lyric :)

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    #5

    in invisible string by taylor swift, i though she said, “chains around my demons, mouldy bread the seasons” 😆 (the actual lyrics are”wool to brave the seasons”)

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