Hey Pandas, What’s The Craziest Lie You’ve Ever Told? (Closed)

I am actually a user called Eva the Ravenclaw bookworm💖📚. I used to have a link to that account here, but I have removed it because I believe no human being should ever have to witness the corniness of my past self from a year ago. So instead I have for all you lovely pandas a newly-improved, hopefully way more hilarious and WAY WAY WAY less cringe-y PF description!
Fist of all: I love books. I adore them! I WORSHIP THEM!!! My absolutely most favorite books are Wings of Fire, Keeper of the Lost Cites, and of course Harry Potter because I am perfectly sane, thank you very much. (I think. Am I?) I am a PROUD RAVENCLAW. THE MOST PROUD...