There is always that one kid. Post your own moment where your parents just stared like they were questioning if they should have used protection.
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Halloween when I was 3, I was bugz bunny. For a solid year after that I wore those freaking bunny ears, adding shorts and cowboy boots-everywhere I went. I also carried a little red suitcase that said “going to grandma’s”. Even though I wasn’t and it was empty. Lots of people telling me girls couldn’t be bugz bunny and that I could be Lola bunny instead. Jerks.
Be bugs bunny! continue doing it! make them uncomfortable for the sake of being fluffy.
I have two,
I was a homicidal Eevee axe murderer for Halloween. Yep from Pokémon. Pokéball full of fake blood and plastic eyeballs I had fun horrifying the more innocent kids in my class and my friends. There was fake blood everywhere though. Worth it.
When I was 4 I ate leaves. Off of trees. I was a weird kid.
so when i was in elementary our teacher made us make little projects about a book the class would read either an essay, a poem or an art project depicting a scene from the book and i made an art project scene of the death of main characters sister when she got run over by a Nazi jeep and well.... lets just say the parent teacher conference had an interesting topic about behavior and ideals
I used to be really into weird topics and know a lot about them and sometimes I’d info drop at inappropriate times. example: friend: my cat died me: oh I’m sorry about that, did you know that hermit crabs travel in groups called armies?
lol same. My family is all like this due to adhd and just are like: "Oh btw a group of pandas is an embarrassment" at random times
Throughout most of my childhood, I had short hair. When I was six, I cut the hair of one of my Barbie dolls because I wanted her to look more like me while believing it would grow back long. My mom wasn't happy with what I did. That wasn't a very bright moment.
When i was 11, i saw a really pretty girl (around my age) at the beach. I walked over to her, but she said, "hey wanna make yourself useful, lick the sand off my feet." And guess what, i actually did it. Ultimate simp moment but no regrets
