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We were all young and green!
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#1
"Your hair look so nice, like an expensive mop!" We did not get together XD
Final score:
6points
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#2
" Your eyes are so pretty, do you wanna go out?" I really wanted to hide after that 😂😂
Final score:
4points
SlapShot16 (Submission author) 4 years ago
Commander Rex yes that would have been worse but I didn't say that so thank god
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SlapShot16 (Submission author) 4 years ago
Kawwai_Audrey yes I did go out with him I couldn't believe it though I was so shocked
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I promise, I'm usually pretty smooth, but.... yeah, several come to mind: 'You smell like cat food' (Why?... just... why?) 'I like your book' (It was a school text book that we all had) 'I'd annoy you for the rest of your life' (After she described me as 'annoying, but in a good way') 'I ate food once' (No idea why I said it, wasn't even related to the subject being spoken about) 'Can I take your cherry?' (Talking about an actual cherry she'd left on the side of her dessert plate. Her parents were sitting next to her) 'You have big feet' (in a group workshop we had to complement each other and that's what I chose!) 'I like buses' (meant to say I prefer getting the bus home rather than my mum picking me up)
Final score:
4points
#4
"Don't die". We're best friends and I say it all the time but it's weird to other people. (She also yelled at me for drinking extra sweet tea at 7 a.m.)
Final score:
3points
#5
My crush is also my one of my best friends and one time he told me he liked this girl and I litteraly said I also like her too. (Didn’t actually like her. I’m Gay)
Final score:
3points
#6
''Are cows just weird horses?"
Final score:
2points
𝓴𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓲_𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂 (Submission author) 4 years ago
He's clearly the smart one in our friendship lmao
#7
"Who's the stuffed duck?"
Final score:
2points
#8
More of how I responded to a girl who had a crush on me, but close enough. Aight, so this girl emails me, doesn’t even ask for my number, we exchange pleasantries, hey how are you type stuff, then, just out of the blue she goes: “I’ve had a crush on you ever since I first met you in third grade.”, and my stupid brain decides to send back three characters, guess what they are. “...”
Final score:
2points
#9
"You know, we need to sacrifice your child for the cookies to be complete." - Talking about a random egg she made an emotional attachment to in cooking class. Yeah, don't ask.
Final score:
2points
#10
Our hands brushed. She said “oh! Sorry!” And I quacked. That’s it. I quacked.
Final score:
2points
#11
So this wasn’t really to my crush but my crush heard me. I was talking to my friend at lunch and he walked in and was near us and she started tease me ( that’s our friendship and it’s lighthearted teasing) and then a said a little to loud “I can’t help that I love his freckles and his personality” and he heard me and then we never spoke again.
Final score:
1point
#12
Well,I didn’t say anything, but we were at school. We all have a job todo in the mornings. Mine was clean the tables in the hallway(where ESL was taught). I decided I would bow to the next person to come out of the door to get a wet wipe from me to wipe their desk and of course my crush came out, I bowed, and still cringe
Final score:
1point
#13
Me “ do you like LEGO’s” Them “ uh yea why “ Me “ well... we should build a relationship!” They called me a kid and walked away honestly I thought it was pretty smooth tho
Final score:
1point
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