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Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Pickup Line You Have Ever Heard?
Share some funny pickup lines. Please stay appropriate though.
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#1
You want a raisin? How about a date?
Final score:
7points
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#2
Are you from Tennessee? Bc ur the only ten I see.
Final score:
4points
#3
Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good
Final score:
3points
#4
Are you a train? Because I wanna ride you and make you scream (kudos to a random sixth grader by my band locker)
Final score:
3points
#5
Baby I want to be like an astronaut and get stuck in that black hole.
Final score:
2points
#6
*constantly sending an owl emoji after texts* "What's with the owls?" "Oh, because you're a hoot"
Final score:
1point
#7
"I challenge you to a duel" Said by my Papa. To a person in love with my Nana. Guess who won? For the whole story check out my latest post, "Hey Pandas, what's the best love story you know?"
Final score:
1point
#8
Definitely the worst pickup line I've heard: "Is your name Cheese? Because every time I say your name, I smile" Poor guy was trying so hard but- 😂😭💀
Final score:
1point
#9
Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 mins, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance. 😂😂😂
Final score:
1point
#10
Are you a 9/11 hijacker?, because you’ve broken in to the COCKpit.
Final score:
1point
ReallyConfusedAboutEverything (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
Yeah, it’s in pretty bad taste and I feel bad because the first time I heard it I laughed out loud because it came from such an unexpected person.
#11
It wasn’t even a pickup line. He just made the handsome squidward face and said heyyyyyyy 💀
Final score:
0points
#12
My friend once tried to pick up a girl in the next car over at a traffic light by holding up the bucket and saying "I've got chicken!"
Final score:
0points
#13
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a$$ is outta this world.
Final score:
0points
#14
Does yelling "OW!" with the idea that someone is so hot that it burns count?
Final score:
0points
What do you think ?
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