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Prof: Good morning students Those who are coming to offline class today, please bring two coins and die if possible. *a die (Not a text *I* received exactly, but I couldn't stop myself from sharing this)

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    My mom: you know the amazons cut off their boobs right? Me: WHAT ......................................................................................................... Sibling: you are a cheeseburger me: explain Sibling: Round, cheesy, can kill you

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    I will go first. One from my cousin: Bro i just realized that talking to you is like experiencing a fever dream, Like one second your ranting about a kid throwing a rock and then a bracelet ?? at you and then a old timey parrot meme

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