What's one of the cleverest or funniest insult you've ever heard?

#1

If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off. >:)

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DarkInfernoGamez
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2 years ago

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    #2

    Winston Churchill's insult to Lady Astor. Lady Astor: If you were my Husband I would poison your tea. Churchill: If I were your husband I'd drink it. such a classic burn.

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    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the best i ever heard, but i also read that wasn't from him. but a good one!

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    #3

    I'd give you an ugly look but I see you already have one. Cracks me up every time.

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    #4

    “Were your parents cousins, or did they just drop you on the head one time too many?” There’s a certain word I don’t use because it is hurtful and insensitive to people with intellectual disabilities, but it is hard to refrain myself from those who are both hateful and stupid.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t find it humorous to use punishment on children/toddlers. Just had to point that out.

    #5

    "I could eat alphabet soup and s**t better lyrics than that" Johnny Mercer, after being asked his opinion about a particular song

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    #6

    My kid said this to me once, 'Go step in a puddle!' I couldn't get ahold of myself for hours...

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    #7

    Who pissed In your cereal?

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    #8

    bully: *say literally anything mean/rude* me: no u if u r ever in trouble, just bring out ol' reliable.

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    #9

    Not mine, I have to credit Lin-Manuel Miranda for this one: Sittin’ there useless as two shits

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    Zenya Jiwani
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here's a roast : there's only one thing wrong with your face, i can see it

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    #10

    We seem to have trouble communicating. Should I clap to let you know when I’m finished?

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    #11

    Overheard a 2 gentlemen arguing in Portugal: Calado eras poeta. Means: With your mouth shut, you're a Poet.

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    #12

    You're so dense, light bends around you.

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    #13

    Person 1: *makes depression joke* Person 2: Well if you're so sad then just die Person 1: Hunny if I wanted to die I would just jump from the very top of your ego down to your IQ level. Back off.

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    #14

    Sorry for the politics but ngl this is kinda funny: *Word for word* Clinton: It's just awfully good that a person with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country Trump: Yea, because you'd be in jail

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    #15

    “I do desire we may be better strangers.” - Shakespeare

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    #16

    “Your such a loser, that if you competed for the best loser you would get seccond”- Elmo from the tower le fence support discord server

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    #17

    "You must have been conceived anally because there is no way being such an asshole comes naturally"

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