Recently, I watched a travel show about a jungle destination and thought I really want to go there! But the reality of critters and open air sleeping was a solid nope. I found it quite amusing to think about things I may have dreamed of but would never do! Please share!

#1

Would love to sell everything and just disappear. Start a new life somewhere where nobody knows me. But I would never do that to my family

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Trish R
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just did that, but my family is TOXIC. Narcissistic. Hypocrites. Want everyone to think they are perfect. I know the truth, though. From crooked cop to physical, mental and emotional abuse to being allowed to work in a school as well as tax evasion to more horrific details I don't like to think about. And it's anything but perfect. It's not "It is what it is", rather, "It is what it appears to be".

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    #2

    Write a book

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    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I could write one. About what, I don't know. What can I say that's not already been said?

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    #3

    Snort my weight in the finest cocaine

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    #4

    Shave my head .Btw I am a girl.

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    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I throw up at the sight of tangled strands of hair in my clothes, I've pondered shaving my head. But I'm pretty sure I would like like Joe Pesci, so no.

    #5

    I would like to get my pilot's license. I probably won't though. I have my CDL, motorcycle license, and car of course, but my eyesight isn't what it used to be. I no longer like to drive much at all especially at night. Plus, it's not that I have a fear of high places, I have a fear of pain after body slamming concrete.

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    #6

    Slap the following people hard with a frozen salmon Boris Johnson Jeremy #unt Michael Gove Jeremy Corbyn Tony Blair

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    #7

    I fantasize about changing my identity and moving fat away to start over. It's difficult to grow as a person when my family and locals (small town) always find a way to remind me of how I have f**ked up. I won't let that stop me from improving but It can be exhausting. Also, if love to go to space! 🚀

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    #8

    Become a gaming streamer with my friends. I probably won't get the chance because: 1. Not enough money 2. Too focused on academics 3. Don't have the time currently

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    #9

    Drop out of school

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    #10

    Get some sick cosplays like BucksCountyBatman, DaRegularSauce, and agentofkhaos

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    #11

    To become an influencer and do crazy stuff without any care in the world but I won't do it becos I am sane😏

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not as glamorous and carefree as they make it seem.

    #12

    Every time I walk into a bank, and see those complacent managers, I feel like stirring things up with a note!

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    #13

    Travel to every country in the world….with all the conflicts going on rn I think that might be impossible

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    Lesley Zed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start with the ones you really want to do. Soon enough you will realize you don’t need to do the rest.👍🏻👍🏻😎

    #14

    Date a person of the same gender.

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    #15

    Opening an animal rescue. Don't have the money or land for it.

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    #16

    The DARE Skywalk at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.

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    #17

    Go to comic con

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    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the point of comic cons. They're expensive to go to and they don't even have food and drinks served. If there's no food, I no go.

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    #18

    Take biology and become a doctor

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    #19

    Everything that I wanted to do I will do it and nothing can stop me except I myself.Why does it have to be negative?

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because of the realities of life. You can only become an "influencer" as a buff dude or a pretty girl. I can only see the world if someone pays for it. I'm too old to be a fighter pilot and too fat to skydive. Life is full of limitations, no matter what the motivational poster says. Dream small or get used to disappointment.

    #20

    go to jail, write a book, get the hairstyle i want (my mom is peeventing me), and much more

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    #21

    appilayion trail the bugs and stuff dont bither me but when will i ever have a year of litteraly nothing to do (im also a very slow walker)

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good warm up is the mountains to sea trail, that runs across NC and touches the AT in a couple places.

    #22

    I would love to have a ton of animals but I couldn’t afford it

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    Bittersweetie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! My son and I dream of a cat farm or goat farm but can't fathom the daily expense and maintenance!

    #23

    Be better. I don't mean 'better as a person' or sh**. Call me weird, but I just mean stronger, faster and smarter than everyone else. The adrenaline and confidence I've gained from this is insane.

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    #24

    Experimenting with my body like getting tattoos,nose rings,hair etc depending upon my mood and situation at that time.

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    #25

    Pitch show ideas to adult swim

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    #26

    Walk.

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