When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s fully groan.

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what do you call a gender neutral lactose intolerant person? a non-buy dairy

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    lol! I was going to say that a dad joke becomes a dad joke when it’s apparent, but I like that one too! I’ve got hundreds of these. -wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke, jooooooooooke. -What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. -Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way :,( -Want to hear about something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles. -Did you know French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece -I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually, it’s more of a wrap. -I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. You might not believe me, but I saw it with my own two eyes. -When the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees. Sycamore. -knock knock Who’s there? Aardvark Aardvark who? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles -I submitted ten jokes to a joke-writing contest competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in ten did. I just wanna say: R.I.P. Boiled Water! You will be mist 😔

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re like a professional dad joker 😂 I loved all of these

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    Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store.

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    What sound does a train make when it eats? It goes choo choo.

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    What do you call a urinating block of cheese? A Cheese wiz.

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    Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip? To get to the other... damnit!

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    Not mine but my crush’s best dad joke: 1) what did one wave say to the other? Ans: Nothing, they waved /“Sea you later”

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see why they’re your crush now. Haha

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    Did you know that they wont make 12 inch rulers any longer?

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    Whenever anybody says ouch; "Don't do that, it hurts!"

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