Complete the sentence!
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That helps you hide the body
that has to be center of attention
That is always listening to music.
That has to put on Dora the Explorer and then lock the tv remote in the bathroom.
That strips you down and draws all over your entire body with crayola markers.
That calls you up and asks you to put on your summer suit and tie and be there asap to officiate a lesbian hamster wedding.
That blindfolds you and inducts you into her cult.
That elaborately plots serial murders with you.
That laughs her head off while you lie sprain-ankled in the dirt.
That your parents want to trade you for.
That never fails to give me bubble tea, ramune, and food to make me happy
That feels obligated to laugh at absolutely anything and everything.
That got away with f*****g vodka at shcol
that tries to be the voice of reason, but ends up being dragged into what the rest of the group is doing
That agrees with literally everything you say
That your mom and dad think is perfectly innocent and sweet, but secretly officiates cricket weddings and asks you to sew tiny dresses for the flower mantis.
That gets absolutely smashed and calls for D&D
