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Hey Pandas, Tell Me Your Best Friend Is Stupid Without Telling Me They’re Stupid (Closed)
I know this thing is pretty common, but I thought it would be a good idea.
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#1
My friend thought that Islands float. Like on top of the water. Float.
Final score:
8points
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
I have heard of a few people thinking this. Maybe because they are taught about the supercontinents and continental drift, but no, not really 'floating'.
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#2
She came to my house and i have 5 bearded dragons she said trin im not gonna hold them they are dragons. Right after that we went to my room where i keep my guinea pig and she asked why doesnt it look like a pig.
Final score:
6points
#3
My friend accidentally cut her finger when she tried to cut off the arm of a plastic baby.
Final score:
4points
#4
She couldn't think of a word that rhymes with "me." We are at her house writing songs and she asked me what rhymes with "me" and if it's one of those special words that don't rhyme like "orange."
Final score:
3points
#5
My ex-best friend was making ramen noodles........ and burnt the water
Final score:
3points
Briley Lennen (Submission author) 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAH!!! That's so me... I love making food...
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She- she couldnt spell owl BUT SHES VERY SMART I PROMISE YOU WE ALL HAVE THAT MOMENT AHAHAHA
Final score:
3points
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
I gave my friend a mug once and it had a picture on the side of a sheep and the words 'I love ewe'. She pronounced it 'ew'.
#7
She made rice - in a rice cooker - without water
Final score:
2points
#8
He doesnt believe in aliens
Final score:
2points
Doggo Froggo 4 years ago
What a moron!!!!!!! It is literally impossible for there not to be other life forms out there! He seriously thinks that Earth is the only planet with life...... wow. Just wow. How could he be so stupid????? (sorry - it is true!!)
54 (Submission author) 4 years ago
He thinks we live in a simulation and the people who programmed us only programmed one civilization. I asked him about ufos and he said "glitches"
Load More Replies... 54 (Submission author) 4 years ago
Ill be like, "Think about how big the universe is surely there's life elsewhere" and he'll be like, "yeah there's no life elsewhere that's what's weird "
#9
😐🥲 she has adhd. My girlie is so smart she decides she can handle knives. When she's loopy from adhd meds. She also sometimes decides to light fields on fire. And one time she got me into trouble because she posted a video of me in a skimpy little swimsuit doing the crab dance out of a closet.
Final score:
2points
Dooberman 4 years ago
ADHD Meds shouldn't make someone more loopy, they are a stimulant, for some weird reason, they help calm the brain down, the brain of the one with ADHD, take it from someone with ADHD who has to take 70 milligram pills every. single. day.
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
Yeah the simulant calms down the neurotransmitters that the ADHD effects. That's why caffeine may not help to keep you awake as much if you have ADHD, and people without ADHD like to take Ritalin etc to stay awake because they do work as simulants for them. My sister has had ADHD diagnosed since she was 6 and my stupid mother tried taking one of her pills once to get through exam study for nursing and was disappointed it didn't work. That was about 10 years ago and she only just got an ADHD diagnosis for herself!
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 3 years ago
Sounds like my sister. I have already told her that when I have kids, I will be telling them that if their Aunty ever gets out knives, lighters (of which she has multiple) or alcohol near them they have to come and warn me. Maybe that is a symptom of her ADHD, I never realised.
#10
She falls for internet scams constantly, and I mean CONSTANTLY! I love her, and she’s not a stupid person, but I wonder if maybe she should take some kind of basic internet safety course or something.
Final score:
2points
#11
She thinks going to a salon is more important then her health in the pandemic.
Final score:
2points
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
So. many. people! I don't get it, but I haven't been to a hair dresser for about 10 years and just get my mum to do a quick trim (or sloppily sut it myself) every so often.
#12
She said she was going to some drink water so that when the ice melts it doesn't overflow. Also thinks ice floats because when water freezes it shrinks.
Final score:
1point
#14
My ex best friend hates me I don't you can get any worse than this
Final score:
1point
#15
my friend tried making ramen in a FRYING PAN!!!! like, dude, how do you even do that, he almost burnt the kitchen down
Final score:
1point
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
I would try that, actually. I mean, I NNEEEEDDDDD ramen to fuel me!!
What do you think ?
RiverStyxJix 4 years ago
This is hilarious to me because I do things like this and my best friend often ridicules me for it (jokingly tho) XD
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
My best friend and I decided to try and hole punch my hair in year 8 and it took us a while to work out why it just cut it off. I like to believe it is a herd mentality as my dumbest moments always seemed to be with her, but then again we got 100% on two different assignments when we worked together.
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
My best friend didn't know that pronoun I's were meant t be capital letters until she was 11 and I told her...
RiverStyxJix 4 years ago
This is hilarious to me because I do things like this and my best friend often ridicules me for it (jokingly tho) XD
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
My best friend and I decided to try and hole punch my hair in year 8 and it took us a while to work out why it just cut it off. I like to believe it is a herd mentality as my dumbest moments always seemed to be with her, but then again we got 100% on two different assignments when we worked together.
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
My best friend didn't know that pronoun I's were meant t be capital letters until she was 11 and I told her...
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