Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Hair (Closed)

i saw like two sketches of yours before so i have an idea of how to attain it but sadly i'll never become close

I'm sure you could! In complete seriousness, perfection is different for all of us. As long as you take care of your body and mind, your own perfection shouldn't be too hard to get!

Believe it or not I am not in fact a parkour highlighter bean irl

please buy a highlighter bean costume and do parkour then post a pic of it lol

'And do parkour' bruh who do you think I am

Someone who can jump as you just need to jump off a building(preferably short so u don’t get injured)

People die jumping from 20 feet im not gonna break my neck to cosplay as my fall guys man

and i hurt my knee jumping off three feet from a show choir riser this summer lmao so imagine twenty feet

ok then jump from 2 feet makes it even more dramatic

make that 5 inches

You think I can survive a five inch fall?? You overestimate the solidity of my bones

what about 3 inches

what about .5 centimeters

I could probably survive that but at that point idk if it's parkour

if you do a blackflip 3 times in one and a half seconds then it is

You sir are being highly irrational

ok fine 2 backflips in one and a half seconds

why am i laughing so hard at parkour highlighter bean😭

Because I'm funny <3 deal with it