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#1
With great power...comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later. (Nico Di Angelo, The Last Olympian.)
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Grover) " The Dam snack bar?" Zoë) " Yes. What is funny?" G) "Nothing, I could use some DAM french fries Thalia) "And I need to use the DAM restroom" Percy) * Dying in a corner*🤣 Z) " ID Understand" G) "I want to use the DAM water fountain" T) "And... I want to buy a DAM T-Shirt" Percy J, Zoë N, Grover U,Thalia G, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Titan's Curse
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#3
1) Accept who you are, unless your a serial killer, 2) dogs are angels full of poop- wolfie(me) 3) there is nothing life puking with someone to make you into old friends
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#4
“Annabeth frowned. "Percy's sword is a she?" Jack laughed. "Well, duh." Percy studied Riptide, though I could've told him from experience it was almost impossible to tell a sword's gender by looking at it. "I don't know," he said. "Are you sure -?" "Percy," said Alex. "Respect the gender." "Okay, fine," he said. "It's just kinda strange that I never knew." "On the other hand," Annabeth said, "you didn't know the pen could write until last year." "That's low, Wise Girl.” - Magnus Chase: Ship of the Dead
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RiverStyxJix (Submission author) 4 years ago
Back in quarantine, we had a Google Classroom where we would get updates and stuff, and a good friend of mine absolutely BOMBARDED the site with book quotes. This is just one out of at least 150.
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