Feel free to use song lyrics, poetry, or even bible verses. Me, personally: "I thrive in the shadows, untrusting of light". You get an upvote if you know where that's from.

#1

Spain without the S.

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ThoughtsAreNotFacts
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9 months ago

Ouch. I'm sorry...

#2

Life is soup. I am fork.

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IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
Community Member
9 months ago

Ok. Thats good.

#3

I must have done something really terrible in a past life to deserve this one.

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#4

Let me sleep for five more minutes!

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#5

Money controls everything.

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Purplesloth4586
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9 months ago

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#6

I'm like a puzzle. Easily broken, but hard to put back together.

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#7

*head scratch* what was thAT

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#8

Someone edited it, because that's not what I put.

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#9

I’m sure I’ve had better lifetimes

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9 months ago

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#10

spaghetti in my milk its on the fan

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HooowlAtTheMoon
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9 months ago

..... what?

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#11

“Sorry, I can’t hear you, what?”
“Sorry, you KNOW I’m an idiot”
“I’m so sorry, it feels like I’m blind and deaf most days.”

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#12

Im surrounded by idiots

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#13

I have no bucket list; I did it all.

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#14

We tasted life, and it was sweet.

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#15

"Laughing through my tears" jokes on you

"You're in my face
I cannot see
Truth is I'm stressed
Out of my element"

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#16

Im surrounded by angry people that keep score and remember every crappy thing anyone has done. And there is zero forgiveness or grace.

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IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
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9 months ago

Oof

#17

"Just blow out the candles
Oh little boy, when will you learn?
You don't play with fire
Unless you wanna get burned"
-Grace Vanderwaal

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#18

I'm like a glass cup, once you break me and try to piece me back together I'm never the same again.

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9 months ago

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#19

...and then there is that.

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#20

Mistakes were made and not all by me.

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#21

I fully expect to feel unfulfilled and like a failure on my deathbed.

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#22

Never enough to fit anywhere. Mediocre at the best

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#23

Like a cat, I land on my feet

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#24

And then there’s this idiot...

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