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#1

Who the @#$÷ decided you cannot have usable pockets in your pants? And how angry are you for that?

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#2

how are you lot doing? :)

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#3

I'm starting a dating site profile. Which is better: A) Pictures of me vacuuming, cooking, and cleaning my bathroom? or B) Pictures of me with no shirt in a gym and another holding up a dead fish I caught?

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#4

When the missus is painting my toenails.... and I like the deep burgundy, but prefers the glittery midnight...... why am i wrong and can you explain it without bopping me on the head like she did?

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#5

Which type of girl would you like to date: someone tall or someone short, someone talkative or someone quiet, someone sporty or someone lazy, someone who likes movies or someone who likes long walks outside

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California Jones
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Violent bisexual with long hair and piercing eyes. Rosa Diaz, Sara Lance, Mazikeen Smith, etc. So, medium height, quiet, sporty, and walks.

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Gay Llama
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like pretty much all girls. Tall and short I don't care, talkative people I like listening to, quiet people are normally good listeners, sporty or lazy is fine, and I like movies and walks.

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Call Me Mars
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone who is any height, very gay/likes girls, very talkative, and LOVES animals and walks. Soo.... my girlfriend!

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PixxelDust
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dont care about height, talkative, decently sporty, both. girls are epic

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HooowlAtTheMoon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Short girls are adorable, tall girls are adorable, quiet girls are adorable, talkative girls are adorable, sporty girls are adorable, lazy girls are adorable, girls who like movies are adorable, girls who like long walks outside are adorable. Women are adorable.

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not your average weirdo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

heheh, I like girls and boys who act all tough and mean but are actually very kind and stand up for others.

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Burs
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some that is kind, funny, sarcastic, intelligent and fits with me.

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Miraculous Klutz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe a girl taller than me? There is no female student taller than me at the school I go to. I am fine with any height though! She’d have to be talkative for sure. I don’t speak much. Lazy, definitely, and movies. Especially marvel movies.

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von Krawall
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly I'm not gay but if I was it would be a chubby girl with really white skin and dark hair with a great sense of humor

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Margaret Weaver
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sporty and lazy aren't opposites, or even related. Laziness is inertia of will, not of movement. A gamer may spend 60+ hours gaming nonstop trying to defeat a boss, but will barely move a muscle in doing so. I saw a documentary about pro gaming and their diet is absurdly high energy, and their brains apparently burn all of it. Let me see if I can dig up the name of the docu, it really was fascinating!

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LaKalynn Galloway
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

honestly it shouldn't matter what others think. don't lose your self because someone does not like you or how you act. f society start living like you own the place. People will do what they please.

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LaKalynn Galloway
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

honestly it shouldn't matter what others think. you shouldn't have to change yourself because no one like's how you act or look. if you are going to change into a person that someone likes then you are going to lose the real you...... i mean seriously society f sucks. find someone that loves you for you. not because of the vision they see and what you to be.

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loopyli
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taller than me so anything above 5'3. A mix of sporty and lazy. They have to love movies lol I want a damn pseudo movie critic. We can talk about movies while walking at night.

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Adia A
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talkative, mix of lazy and sporty, movies, idc about height. The thing that matters most is kindness

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Unnamed Hooman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I was a guy, I would want someone shorter than me, someone talkative (like me), someone sporty, who likes picking clovers with me.

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Rider
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shorter than me with a pointed chin, proportional body, gay or bi (actually bi, not just interested) and open to non monogamy. Funny, honest, comfortable with silence, outgoing, good communicator, enjoys all sorts of movies/tv, emotionally cognizant.

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Tiny Flame
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone tall, someone who is quiet to balance out my loudness, someone in between sporty and lazy, and who likes movies/tv shows

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lil_gremlin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'm a raging lesbian who wants a tall, talkative, lazy-ish girl who likes long walks outside

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RandomBeing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idk/dont really care about those expect I'd prefer talkative.

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#6

What do you like in a guy? I've had several women ask me out in the last 2 years and I don't really know why if I'm honest

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Lady of the Mountains
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mostly like guys who are smart and respectful. if you think it's cool to skip class, or if you're rude to people, i won't be asking you out

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#7

Hi girls, do y’all shop in men’s cloths section for the bigger pockets? I have some friends boycotting the unfairly small pockets :D

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Terilee Bruyere
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to, but not for the bigger pockets. I like the hoodies. Girls hoodies have decent pockets. If you think the jeans pockets are cruddy try dealing with the complete lack of them in leggings.

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#8

How's it goin' fam? Y'all good?

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#9

Are girls as attracted to men's parts as much as they are to yours?

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AzKhaleesi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Define "parts" if you're talking your magic stick? No. They're ugly and look funny and they float... (go look I'll wait.... you're welcome) But that V that leads to the magic stick... yes. Your arms, back, legs, chest etc? Yes. Those deep soulful eyes and cute yummy lips? Yes.

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#10

What do more mature women think of teenage girls? Are they half as shallow, mean and bitchy as I remember them being? Some carry on being like that for life but most seem to grow out of it. Teenage boys are jerks too, but seldom as cruel.

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California Jones
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most of those who go out of their way to be noticed, can be bitchy, a la John Hughes, but as a teen girl, I can say, we're not all Amanda Jones, some of us are Watts.

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#11

If you were the president of the USA what will be the first thing you would do.?

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#12

Okay, so. I *am* a girl, but this is something that's always been just a little confusing. Why do y'all like talking about other people behind their backs so much?

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Adia A
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bc its more entertaining then fist fights and less chance of breaking a nail.

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#13

Do you have the mania? To do the Polka from Pennsylvania?

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#14

do girls give anything to tell if they like u or not?

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#15

Serious question. What's the thing with shoes?

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HooowlAtTheMoon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you seen teenage boys? "Oh no I got a speck of dust on my 200 dollar white adidas someone get me some bleach" (not meant to be offensive, its a joke)

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#16

can you compliment me plz no one compliments me apart from my family it makes me insecure

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