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#1
Who the @#$÷ decided you cannot have usable pockets in your pants? And how angry are you for that?
Final score:
33points
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#3
I'm starting a dating site profile. Which is better: A) Pictures of me vacuuming, cooking, and cleaning my bathroom? or B) Pictures of me with no shirt in a gym and another holding up a dead fish I caught?
Final score:
11points
Anonymousplease 4 years ago
Don't post a fake cleaning picture, bit if there a good picture of you cooking, that's great!
PixxelDust 4 years ago
neither. just post happy pictures of you, maybe with friends or something. i think i speak for majority of women that we want to have someone kind and caring, and we don't want fake, obviously posed photos. thats the best I got. best of luck with the dating site :)
FluffyKitten 4 years ago
A) because I dont want to date a dude that cant afford a shirt, literally sleeps in 24h free gym because no bed or home and forages for food.
KiwiBubbles 4 years ago
Eh, go for both and show you have a wide range of benefits! 😀 In all seriousness tho, yes, A is helpful. Personally, I would appreciate knowing you're self-sufficient and not expecting a girlfriend to be someone who takes care of you. Good luck!
ZombieGirl 4 years ago
For me personally, I was never interested in profiles with a guy trying too hard to look hot. It made me feel like he was a player. Pictures of you with your dog, or pictures of you fishing are way better.
Michaelangelo S. 4 years ago
Something that shows you for who you are not something to make yourself look like something/someone you aren't.
von Krawall 4 years ago
1! Pics like #2 are a total turnoff for me. But best show yourself doing something you really like.
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
Cooking shirtless is good, but please don't put pics up of you doing household things if You don't ACTUALLY do household things. Also body pics are ok, but trust me we like some stuff left to the imagination too. Post a pic with a fitted button up shirt.
DiscoQueen 4 years ago
Please for the love of all things holy do not put a picture of you holding a fish! None of my friends think this this is cool and I don't even look at a profile w fish. Just seems like bragging and most girls dont care about fish. Put a picture of you doing things you like to do so the girl can get more of an idea of who you are. If you like to read, be reading by your fireplace. Hiking, put a picture of you hiking w your friends, and so on.
Lady of the Mountains 4 years ago
both, though probably be more subtle with A, no one likes cleaning, but we all want to know who can do it
GenericPanda09 4 years ago
topless cooking and if you can do it whilst going on and on about how much you respect wimmin folk whilst catching babies thrown from burning buildings all the better
Wanda Maximoff 4 years ago
Shirtless. Girls get more turned on when they see a guy Shirtles. Idk why
Bisexual Bi Myself 4 years ago
I would suggest a and the second half of b. But I am also a child so I don't go on dating apps.
#4
When the missus is painting my toenails.... and I like the deep burgundy, but prefers the glittery midnight...... why am i wrong and can you explain it without bopping me on the head like she did?
Final score:
10points
#5
Which type of girl would you like to date: someone tall or someone short, someone talkative or someone quiet, someone sporty or someone lazy, someone who likes movies or someone who likes long walks outside
Final score:
9points
California Jones 4 years ago
Violent bisexual with long hair and piercing eyes. Rosa Diaz, Sara Lance, Mazikeen Smith, etc. So, medium height, quiet, sporty, and walks.
#6
What do you like in a guy? I've had several women ask me out in the last 2 years and I don't really know why if I'm honest
Final score:
9points
Lady of the Mountains 4 years ago
I mostly like guys who are smart and respectful. if you think it's cool to skip class, or if you're rude to people, i won't be asking you out
#7
Hi girls, do y’all shop in men’s cloths section for the bigger pockets? I have some friends boycotting the unfairly small pockets :D
Final score:
9points
Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago
I used to, but not for the bigger pockets. I like the hoodies. Girls hoodies have decent pockets. If you think the jeans pockets are cruddy try dealing with the complete lack of them in leggings.
#9
Are girls as attracted to men's parts as much as they are to yours?
Final score:
7points
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
Define "parts" if you're talking your magic stick? No. They're ugly and look funny and they float... (go look I'll wait.... you're welcome) But that V that leads to the magic stick... yes. Your arms, back, legs, chest etc? Yes. Those deep soulful eyes and cute yummy lips? Yes.
#10
What do more mature women think of teenage girls? Are they half as shallow, mean and bitchy as I remember them being? Some carry on being like that for life but most seem to grow out of it. Teenage boys are jerks too, but seldom as cruel.
Final score:
7points
California Jones 4 years ago
Most of those who go out of their way to be noticed, can be bitchy, a la John Hughes, but as a teen girl, I can say, we're not all Amanda Jones, some of us are Watts.
#11
If you were the president of the USA what will be the first thing you would do.?
Final score:
7points
#12
Okay, so. I *am* a girl, but this is something that's always been just a little confusing. Why do y'all like talking about other people behind their backs so much?
Final score:
5points
#13
Do you have the mania? To do the Polka from Pennsylvania?
Final score:
3points
#14
do girls give anything to tell if they like u or not?
Final score:
3points
#15
Serious question. What's the thing with shoes?
Final score:
2points
HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago
Have you seen teenage boys? "Oh no I got a speck of dust on my 200 dollar white adidas someone get me some bleach" (not meant to be offensive, its a joke)
#16
can you compliment me plz no one compliments me apart from my family it makes me insecure
Final score:
1point
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