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#1
Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Final score:
7points
Austin Hutto 2 years ago
Are you a parking ticket cuz youve got fiiinnneee written all over you
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#2
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single
Final score:
5points
Steve Eaton 2 years ago (edited)
Aint single, aint hot. Walk with cane. Suffering dementia. My sense of humor sometimes puzzling.
#3
Only one pick-up line, 53+ yrs ago: will you marry me? 😉🥰
Final score:
4points
#4
Are you a tide pod because you look like a snack 😉😉😉 *fingerguns* (Please don’t eat tide pods though)
Final score:
3points
#5
p1: there are 20 letters in the alphabet right? p2: you are missing some letters p1: oh right i forgot the letters u, r, a, q, t p2: you still forgot one p1: dw darling, you'll get the d later ;) (never used this on someone lol)
Final score:
2points
#6
'Excuse me, do you have time to complete a quick 1 minute survey?' Hand your phone over on the 'Add contact' screen.
Final score:
2points
#7
Are you charmander? Because your my first pick Are you Rick astley? Because I’m never going to give you up (Ha Ik these aren’t pickup lines Rlly but )
Final score:
2points
#8
"If you're single and open to it, could I have your number?" I'm rather direct, LOL.
Final score:
2points
#9
*falls onto knees* PLEASE! PLEASE JUST GO OUT WITH ME! 😭
Final score:
2points
#10
Still married! 🥰😍 3 kids, 4 gkids, fifth gkid in oct.
Final score:
2points
#11
I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours? (This is from Gravity Falls)
Final score:
2points
#13
Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes? Hi, I’m Mrs. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
Final score:
1point
#14
GET OVER HERE!
Final score:
1point
#15
*holding knee carefully* Ouch, I skinned my knee… …while falling for you 😏
Final score:
1point
#16
Hello
Final score:
1point
#17
If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. (Pickup line) .........But you aren't so.... (Roast)
Final score:
1point
#19
are u welch's? bc ur a pretty fruity snack or yeah that guy(or girl or person) that id kinda be into IiiiIIIiisssss..... YOU (be more chill refrence anyone?)
Final score:
1point
#20
hey girl, wanna smell this cloth
Final score:
0points
#21
Are you a cupcake? Because you look like a snack.
Final score:
0points
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Steve Eaton 2 years ago
We need to rename our panda. How about 'robed' (anagram). Then he'll be able to officiate in court!!!
Steve Eaton 2 years ago
We need to rename our panda. How about 'robed' (anagram). Then he'll be able to officiate in court!!!
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