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#1

What ways more: 100lbs of bricks or 100lbs of feathers?

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Anarchy (they/them)
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Neither, they are both 100lbs so neither can weigh more than the other

ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

both! it may take a BILLION feathers to make a single pound, but they would still weigh the same

Satirical Duchess
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ah no, no, no you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor chickens (not my joke, an old tumblr post, I just thought I'd make someone laugh today)

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    #2

    People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?

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    Rylynn Morritt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those old oranges on your counter that you forgot you had

    #3

    A boy is playing in the warm sunlight. Suddenly a vampire comes and bites the boy. The boy- we'll call him Timmy- ran to his parents and told them what happened. Timmy's parents hired a vampire expert. Timmy told the vampire expert what happened. The Vampire Expert said that the vampire attack was fake. How did the vampire expert know this?

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    Ariana Grande Artist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the vampire attack when it was sunlight?

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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :) it can't attack because vampires can't go in the sunlight

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    #4

    A rooster lays an egg on the top of a barn. Which way will the egg roll down? So there’s this guy. He went out in the pouring rain without anything and he didn’t get a single hair on his body wet. How? (You can answer whichever you want)

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Roosters can't lay eggs. 2.The man is bald

    Doggo Froggo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roosters cannot lay eggs so the egg never existed or rolled.

    Ben Dover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either he was hairless or he was under shelter

    Nymphadora Tonks
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roosters don't lay eggs. He was bald and he shaved.

    #5

    1) I have a mouth but never talk, a bed but never sleep, run but never walk - what am I? 2) Feed me and I live, give me water and I die - what am I? Answer whichever or both.

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    Bi Kirby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. I was thinking a waterfall, because I've heard the riddle when i was 7 or something, but idk. 2. Maybe fire? Idk

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    #6

    Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg?

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    Rylynn Morritt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they egg because the first chicken egg was a mutated dinasour or reptile i don't remember

    Maya Gladhart
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the egg cause I heard somewhere chickens are related to t-rex's, idk though lol

    Doggo Froggo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I love this one. Eeerrrr.......

    depressePANcake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chicken because the membrane to create an egg can only be produced by a hen.

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    #7

    "As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kitts. Kitts, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?" and There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? I heard the first from a book and the second from a friend, goodluck :D

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    Ariana Grande Artist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2. The stairs do not exist since it's a 1-story house.

    Nymphadora Tonks
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 person is going to St. Ives. There are no stairs.

    Aroace tiger
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 you didn't say the man and his wife were going to st Ives so 1? 2 its a 1 story house there are no stairs

    #8

    There was a plane crash. Every single person on the plane had died. Who survived? (there are more than one answer, two to be precise)

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    Ben Dover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The couples because they were'nt the single people

    #9

    a human of unidentified origin walks into a field of tall grass, he has no lawn mower, only a blade, he cuts all the grass, weeds, and grain, they call him......

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    #10

    you are bored but I am here, let me overcome that fear. you've helped me grow and I have helped you, by showing you a thing or two. I've helped authors and scientists alike, I am seen in philosophers and the little tykes. artists, poets, warriors and colonel, I am infinite and eternal. musicians see me and engineers too, I am in everyone mind even you! I sometimes suffer indignation, but I don't mind for I am ..........

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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (edit to poem: I am in every ones mind even you! )

    #11

    What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month? good luck -galactic wolf

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    TheGr81sComing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... is it the nostalgia of spring, the sunny sky, or flowers.

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    #12

    1. There was a murder on a Japanese ship, the captain asks three people where they were at the time of the murder. The chef says he was making dinner. The nurse says she was helping the chef as he had cut himself. The janitor said he was flipping the flag as it was upside down. Who is the murderer? 2. Where does tomorrow come before yesterday? 3. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

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    Elizabeth Tunney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The janitor, Japanese flag looks the same when flipped

    Galactic wolf Of the nebula
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The janitor was the killer. The Japanese flag is a red dot in the center of a white background- it can't be turned upside down

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct, 2 is The dictionary. 3 is an echo

    #13

    These have stumped quite a few people mind you (NO SEARCHING IT UP) 1. There was a man who had no eyes He went abroad to view the skies He saw a tree with apples on it He took no apples off, yet left no apples on it 2. As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives Each wife had seven sacks Each sack and seven cats Each cat had seven kits Kits, cats, sacks and wives How many were going to St. Ives? 3. What God never sees What the king seldom sees What we see every day Read my riddle I pray

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    TheGr81sComing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #1 I dunno #2 it says in the poem as I was going to st Ives so only 1 and #3 god has no equals, kings hate equals, and we see people everyday living life just like us so I am guessing the answer is: an equal (3 was pretty tricky)

    #15

    (1) I have cities, but no houses. I have water, but no fish. I have mountains, but no trees. What am I? (2) I see a big group of people in a small boat. The boat is still floating, so the boat can hold all of them. You turn away and back, but suddenly, you cant see a single person on the boat! Why?

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    #16

    If two veagans are fighting, is it still beef?

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    #17

    What came first, orange as in the colour or orange as in the fruit

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    #18

    Martha's mother has four kids, John, Jay, and Jake. Who is the fourth child? There are four houses a green house, a blue house, an orange house, and a white house. Who lives in these houses? You are the bus driver and there are 9 people on the bus, at one stop 3 people leave and 8 people enter, at the next stop no one leaves and 6 people enter, at the last stop everyone leaves. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

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    Nymphadora Tonks
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Martha; The green man, blue ban, orange man, and Joe Biden; blue.

    Aroace tiger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 martha 2 brown because the bus driver is me and I have brown eyes

    Sneeze
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plants in the greenhouse, the president in the white house

    #19

    I am a million different colors, and different sizes. I can eat a billion sheep and still be hungry. What am I?

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    #20

    The more I dry the wetter I get, what am I? The more you take, the more you leave behind, what are they? And one more but slightly harder. A woman shoots her husband, then drowns him fire five minutes. Next she hangs him. Right after that they enjoy a lovely dinner, how is this possible?

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    Ben Dover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    towel, footsteps, she took a photo of them

    TheGr81sComing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 towel 2 a hole? 3. she took a picture of him.

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    4 years ago

    *for five minutes, sorry for the typo

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