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Guy Opens A Can Of Spider-Man Pasta From 1995
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Guy Opens A Can Of Spider-Man Pasta From 1995

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As we’re stocking up on food during the coronavirus pandemic, it’s important to remember that it doesn’t last forever. Even canned goods have an expiration date and you wouldn’t want to open them a couple of decades after it. But if it was someone else who had to inspect the nasty thing and you could watch them do it…

Recently, Matt, the man behind Dinosaur Dracula (a website about 1980s toys, 1990s candy, holidays, horror movies and weird recipes), made Twitter users an offer they couldn’t refuse: he posted a picture of a 25-year-old can of Spider-Man pasta, saying: “If this gets 1995 retweets, I’ll show you what’s inside.”

It received over 5k retweets. And Matt has kept his word.

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A couple of days ago, one guy made an offer Twitter users simply couldn’t refuse

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Matt bought the can online. “It’s amazing what you can find on eBay if you’re really bored and up very late at night,” he told Bored Panda.

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Since everyone delivered, he had to keep his word

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Believe me, we and the rest of the folks on the Internet are very lucky we’re seeing the can being opened through our monitor and not in real life. Matt said it was like “Vesuvius’s eruption [that] trapped the citizens of Pompeii under hot lava right in place, even as they were in the midst of household chores.” That’s how bad the vibe the various pasta Spider-Men within the can gave off.

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Matt shared a hilarious observation he made while inspecting the yucky contents

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All of the struggles Matt went through were not in vain, though. He’s already trying to think of how he can repurpose the can. Although it probably goes without saying that the ideas he’s coming up with are meant to keep it outside. “The can now serves as an outdoors-only ornament. I suspect I’ll use it to hold nails, or maybe eventually I’ll plant a flower inside of it. As for the contents, I threw those away because they were scary.”

Someone immediately turned it into a meme

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People started wondering what the nasty thing would have tasted like

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And posting pictures of their own ancient cans with who-knows-what inside

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As a Visual Editor at Bored Panda, I indulge in the joy of curating delightful content, from adorable pet photos to hilarious memes, all while nurturing my wanderlust and continuously seeking new adventures and interests—sometimes thrilling, sometimes daunting, but always exciting!

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As a Visual Editor at Bored Panda, I indulge in the joy of curating delightful content, from adorable pet photos to hilarious memes, all while nurturing my wanderlust and continuously seeking new adventures and interests—sometimes thrilling, sometimes daunting, but always exciting!

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Rokas is a writer at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication. After working for a sculptor, he fell in love with visual storytelling and enjoys covering everything from TV shows (any Sopranos fans out there?) to photography. Throughout his years in Bored Panda, over 300 million people have read the posts he's written, which is probably more than he could count to.

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Rokas is a writer at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication. After working for a sculptor, he fell in love with visual storytelling and enjoys covering everything from TV shows (any Sopranos fans out there?) to photography. Throughout his years in Bored Panda, over 300 million people have read the posts he's written, which is probably more than he could count to.

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is bad news for all the preppers hoarding canned foods to prepare for the apocalypse!

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Carlota Ocón
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hold on, how old am I? When I read '1995' I thought 'pff that was like yesterday I would still eat that pasta'

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is bad news for all the preppers hoarding canned foods to prepare for the apocalypse!

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Carlota Ocón
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hold on, how old am I? When I read '1995' I thought 'pff that was like yesterday I would still eat that pasta'

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