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Guy Moves In With Two Women, Is Surprised At How Different They Do Everything
Guy Moves In With Two Women, Is Surprised At How Different They Do Everything
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British DJ Craig Shapes has hit the news recently for his hilariously relatable observations of quirky female habits, after sharing a house with two women for the last few months.

The ladies in question, Billie and Sarah, became best friends while rooming together at university in Kent, where Craig is from. “They are literally inseparable those two,” Craig told Bored Panda. After Billie and Craig became a couple, they lived together for a year before it was time to upsize into a bigger house. They had a spare room so of course, Sarah moved in.

Craig is used to living with others so the dynamic came naturally for him. “I’ve had male roommates before, and my advice for any guys that get the opportunity to live with females is to go for it!” He told us. “It’s far better than living with another guy! Blokes (guys) are messy and smelly in my experience, I feel very lucky in my situation.”

The girls are very accommodating and understanding, and Craig gets his space in the bathroom (They only take a couple of hours max to get ready before going out, even with the catwalk shows), and the football-mad Arsenal fan always gets the TV when the game is on. “We’ve got an unspoken, mutual agreement going on with that,” he told Bored Panda. “I think they might go a little crazy during the summer when the World Cup is on though.”

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“But they are really good about it, and that’s why I sit without complaint and watch their shows, like Love Island and The Kardashians, without complaining because they do the same for me.”

Scroll down below to check out Craig’s lessons from living with women below, male or female, you are bound to relate to at least a few of them!

More info: Twitter | Instagram | Shapes HQ

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    Aaron Kara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moved in with five girls recently, there's no difference from living with guys. Then again, they are all quite stoic, they just get on with it, no hair clips everywhere, no f***s are given about clothes, no constant chatter about guys. I think i care more about shoes then they do.

    TheMsLollidella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loll my bro the same. He cares more about his shoes, and has more pairs, than i do. I throw mine in the closet, and he lines his up and actually cleans them 😂

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this scary. And I find it comforting that I know some women who are not breathing and walking stereotypes.

    Gwinevere von Ludwig
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. I also felt this whole exchange reeked of misogyny and a weird desire to reinforce these awful stereotypes.

    Load More Replies...
    Angie Chan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a beer with a male friend a few months ago, and he said, "Guys can't grow perfect eyebrows like you women, we just get gnarly unibrows." I explained that I would also have a unibrow if I did not pluck it...and most women do it. The poor guy was baffled. At 38 years of age, he has learned that women pluck/groom their eyebrows.

    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's good to know some men fall for our exhaustively crafted illusions... and then you had to go and shatter it with the truth! lol!

    Load More Replies...
    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This confirms it, I'm a freak. I don't have hair clips. I don't watch those programs. I don't need hours to get ready. I don't do drama. Freak. But I suppose I do need at least 10 mins warning before you drop by my house. Just enough time to Clorox Wipe the bathroom.

    Alia Ris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as one freak to another, hear hear. (but we do poo, right?)

    Load More Replies...
    sunnyrei82
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not me. I just don't fit under that stereotype of "girls".

    rola
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes yes the lot of you are so different and edgy, I could puke. Listen, mates. We all have similarities and differences. Let's not put each other down to make ourselves feel superior. I don't watch those shows, nor do I wear makeup. But I could absolutely feel the drama of the weather being different than what it said, and having to change clothes. I use pins to tame my hair, so I felt him when he said they're everywhere. There's nothing wrong with these girls being them, just like there's nothing wrong with you or the women you know being themselves.

    Belle Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Sal off of Impractical Jokers just a bit lol

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want more pictures of the dog!

    Debi Gallagher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love this post and this man is the sweetest ever!! So much love comes thru!

    Casandra Nițescu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only female that did not relate to a single one of these?

    jenna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a "non-story" full of so-called funny "observations" about the other sex, which are as much not true as true, just depending on perceptions.

    Alia Ris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woah, an eye opening, mate! Girls actually poop!

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh...two women for a few months and that is it? I am a man and lived with seven women for a year and a half and it was just normal life. I would back way off on the gender generalizations....waaaay off.

    Gayle Bynum Cardosa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is for Warawk. Kind of a parable. A man lives in a neighborhood and two new families move in on either side of him. The new family to his left come to visit him and ask, "What are the people in this town like?" He answers, "What were they like where you came from?" "Great!"" They answer. "Well they're great here too. You'll love them." The people to his left come to visit and ask, "What are the people in this town like?" He answers, "What were they like where you came from?" "Horrible. They say. "Well they're horrible here too. You're going to hate them."

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    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived with 3 girls all through University and it is an adventure.

    SweetMamaP
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the toilet paper. You're always running out of tp ;) Friend of mine had his mother and sister visiting for a week. Said that he was constantly going to the store to buy tp because he kept running out. They were only there for 7 days! LOL

    Natalia Brown
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women obviously use more paper, we wipe when we pee!

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    Marnee DeRider
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I use 10 of my next downvotes to downvote this 10 times?

    Marnee DeRider
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just mainly a comment on the particular two people that you know. They do this, so you generalize it to ALL women. So awesome. Like you've never met two guys who had their own weird little world. But would you generalize that to ALL boys? (I have to say, I do need to spend 20 hours cleaning my bedroom before the plumber arrives - though he's never going to set foot in there, so there might be something to that one.)

    A.R.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, you make me long for my room mate days! You are never alone and there is always some drama going on. It's much more fun than watching TV! I have lived with both guys and girls and I think living with guys is so much more fun. At least it was in my experiences. I miss those days!

    Ceri Mcclellan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Er, I'm female & none of these things apply to me, although I do lose a lot of hairclips :)

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tho k this is spot on! We smack our loose hair on the side of the showers, because it gets tangled in our fingers when we wash our hair, making it harder to do, but it also shows us how much hair comes out,too! We worry about going bald, too!

    Samantha Beckett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do stick my hair to the wall in the shower.. lol.. but I never watch any of that reality show trash.

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny to read his point of view!

    Sarcasticow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite the faulty title (as those 2 girls do everything the same way) and the terrible grammar 'who's top is who's'... no, sorry - this article is still terrible

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is funny because it's true.

    Jonathan Eatsalot
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Come and knock on our door..... We've been waiting for you...... Where the kisses are hers and hers and his, Three's company too.

    Warawk
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    I lived with 5 girls once. Never f*****g again. Worst experience in a really long time.

    taylor02
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    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    This doesn't sound like living with two women, it's living with two basic bitches..

    taylor02
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    This doesn't sound like moving in with two women, it's moving in with two basic bitches.

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moved in with five girls recently, there's no difference from living with guys. Then again, they are all quite stoic, they just get on with it, no hair clips everywhere, no f***s are given about clothes, no constant chatter about guys. I think i care more about shoes then they do.

    TheMsLollidella
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loll my bro the same. He cares more about his shoes, and has more pairs, than i do. I throw mine in the closet, and he lines his up and actually cleans them 😂

    Load More Replies...
    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this scary. And I find it comforting that I know some women who are not breathing and walking stereotypes.

    Gwinevere von Ludwig
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. I also felt this whole exchange reeked of misogyny and a weird desire to reinforce these awful stereotypes.

    Load More Replies...
    Angie Chan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a beer with a male friend a few months ago, and he said, "Guys can't grow perfect eyebrows like you women, we just get gnarly unibrows." I explained that I would also have a unibrow if I did not pluck it...and most women do it. The poor guy was baffled. At 38 years of age, he has learned that women pluck/groom their eyebrows.

    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's good to know some men fall for our exhaustively crafted illusions... and then you had to go and shatter it with the truth! lol!

    Load More Replies...
    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This confirms it, I'm a freak. I don't have hair clips. I don't watch those programs. I don't need hours to get ready. I don't do drama. Freak. But I suppose I do need at least 10 mins warning before you drop by my house. Just enough time to Clorox Wipe the bathroom.

    Alia Ris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as one freak to another, hear hear. (but we do poo, right?)

    Load More Replies...
    sunnyrei82
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not me. I just don't fit under that stereotype of "girls".

    rola
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes yes the lot of you are so different and edgy, I could puke. Listen, mates. We all have similarities and differences. Let's not put each other down to make ourselves feel superior. I don't watch those shows, nor do I wear makeup. But I could absolutely feel the drama of the weather being different than what it said, and having to change clothes. I use pins to tame my hair, so I felt him when he said they're everywhere. There's nothing wrong with these girls being them, just like there's nothing wrong with you or the women you know being themselves.

    Belle Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Sal off of Impractical Jokers just a bit lol

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want more pictures of the dog!

    Debi Gallagher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love this post and this man is the sweetest ever!! So much love comes thru!

    Casandra Nițescu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only female that did not relate to a single one of these?

    jenna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a "non-story" full of so-called funny "observations" about the other sex, which are as much not true as true, just depending on perceptions.

    Alia Ris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woah, an eye opening, mate! Girls actually poop!

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh...two women for a few months and that is it? I am a man and lived with seven women for a year and a half and it was just normal life. I would back way off on the gender generalizations....waaaay off.

    Gayle Bynum Cardosa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is for Warawk. Kind of a parable. A man lives in a neighborhood and two new families move in on either side of him. The new family to his left come to visit him and ask, "What are the people in this town like?" He answers, "What were they like where you came from?" "Great!"" They answer. "Well they're great here too. You'll love them." The people to his left come to visit and ask, "What are the people in this town like?" He answers, "What were they like where you came from?" "Horrible. They say. "Well they're horrible here too. You're going to hate them."

    Load More Replies...
    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived with 3 girls all through University and it is an adventure.

    SweetMamaP
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the toilet paper. You're always running out of tp ;) Friend of mine had his mother and sister visiting for a week. Said that he was constantly going to the store to buy tp because he kept running out. They were only there for 7 days! LOL

    Natalia Brown
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women obviously use more paper, we wipe when we pee!

    Load More Replies...
    Marnee DeRider
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I use 10 of my next downvotes to downvote this 10 times?

    Marnee DeRider
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just mainly a comment on the particular two people that you know. They do this, so you generalize it to ALL women. So awesome. Like you've never met two guys who had their own weird little world. But would you generalize that to ALL boys? (I have to say, I do need to spend 20 hours cleaning my bedroom before the plumber arrives - though he's never going to set foot in there, so there might be something to that one.)

    A.R.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, you make me long for my room mate days! You are never alone and there is always some drama going on. It's much more fun than watching TV! I have lived with both guys and girls and I think living with guys is so much more fun. At least it was in my experiences. I miss those days!

    Ceri Mcclellan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Er, I'm female & none of these things apply to me, although I do lose a lot of hairclips :)

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tho k this is spot on! We smack our loose hair on the side of the showers, because it gets tangled in our fingers when we wash our hair, making it harder to do, but it also shows us how much hair comes out,too! We worry about going bald, too!

    Samantha Beckett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do stick my hair to the wall in the shower.. lol.. but I never watch any of that reality show trash.

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny to read his point of view!

    Sarcasticow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite the faulty title (as those 2 girls do everything the same way) and the terrible grammar 'who's top is who's'... no, sorry - this article is still terrible

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is funny because it's true.

    Jonathan Eatsalot
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Come and knock on our door..... We've been waiting for you...... Where the kisses are hers and hers and his, Three's company too.

    Warawk
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    I lived with 5 girls once. Never f*****g again. Worst experience in a really long time.

    taylor02
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    This doesn't sound like living with two women, it's living with two basic bitches..

    taylor02
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    This doesn't sound like moving in with two women, it's moving in with two basic bitches.

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