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Guy Moves In With Two Women, Is Surprised At How Different They Do Everything
British DJ Craig Shapes has hit the news recently for his hilariously relatable observations of quirky female habits, after sharing a house with two women for the last few months.
The ladies in question, Billie and Sarah, became best friends while rooming together at university in Kent, where Craig is from. “They are literally inseparable those two,” Craig told Bored Panda. After Billie and Craig became a couple, they lived together for a year before it was time to upsize into a bigger house. They had a spare room so of course, Sarah moved in.
Craig is used to living with others so the dynamic came naturally for him. “I’ve had male roommates before, and my advice for any guys that get the opportunity to live with females is to go for it!” He told us. “It’s far better than living with another guy! Blokes (guys) are messy and smelly in my experience, I feel very lucky in my situation.”
The girls are very accommodating and understanding, and Craig gets his space in the bathroom (They only take a couple of hours max to get ready before going out, even with the catwalk shows), and the football-mad Arsenal fan always gets the TV when the game is on. “We’ve got an unspoken, mutual agreement going on with that,” he told Bored Panda. “I think they might go a little crazy during the summer when the World Cup is on though.”
“But they are really good about it, and that’s why I sit without complaint and watch their shows, like Love Island and The Kardashians, without complaining because they do the same for me.”
Scroll down below to check out Craig’s lessons from living with women below, male or female, you are bound to relate to at least a few of them!
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Aaron Kara 7 years ago
Moved in with five girls recently, there's no difference from living with guys. Then again, they are all quite stoic, they just get on with it, no hair clips everywhere, no f***s are given about clothes, no constant chatter about guys. I think i care more about shoes then they do.
TheMsLollidella 7 years ago
Loll my bro the same. He cares more about his shoes, and has more pairs, than i do. I throw mine in the closet, and he lines his up and actually cleans them 😂
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Hans 7 years ago
I find this scary. And I find it comforting that I know some women who are not breathing and walking stereotypes.
Gwinevere von Ludwig 7 years ago
Agreed. I also felt this whole exchange reeked of misogyny and a weird desire to reinforce these awful stereotypes.
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Angie Chan 7 years ago
I had a beer with a male friend a few months ago, and he said, "Guys can't grow perfect eyebrows like you women, we just get gnarly unibrows." I explained that I would also have a unibrow if I did not pluck it...and most women do it. The poor guy was baffled. At 38 years of age, he has learned that women pluck/groom their eyebrows.
Shauday Smith 7 years ago
it's good to know some men fall for our exhaustively crafted illusions... and then you had to go and shatter it with the truth! lol!
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Rebekah 7 years ago
This confirms it, I'm a freak. I don't have hair clips. I don't watch those programs. I don't need hours to get ready. I don't do drama. Freak. But I suppose I do need at least 10 mins warning before you drop by my house. Just enough time to Clorox Wipe the bathroom.
Alia Ris 7 years ago
as one freak to another, hear hear. (but we do poo, right?)
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rola 7 years ago
Yes yes the lot of you are so different and edgy, I could puke. Listen, mates. We all have similarities and differences. Let's not put each other down to make ourselves feel superior. I don't watch those shows, nor do I wear makeup. But I could absolutely feel the drama of the weather being different than what it said, and having to change clothes. I use pins to tame my hair, so I felt him when he said they're everywhere. There's nothing wrong with these girls being them, just like there's nothing wrong with you or the women you know being themselves.
Debi Gallagher 7 years ago
I absolutely love this post and this man is the sweetest ever!! So much love comes thru!
Aaron Kara 7 years ago
Moved in with five girls recently, there's no difference from living with guys. Then again, they are all quite stoic, they just get on with it, no hair clips everywhere, no f***s are given about clothes, no constant chatter about guys. I think i care more about shoes then they do.
TheMsLollidella 7 years ago
Loll my bro the same. He cares more about his shoes, and has more pairs, than i do. I throw mine in the closet, and he lines his up and actually cleans them 😂
Load More Replies... Hans 7 years ago
I find this scary. And I find it comforting that I know some women who are not breathing and walking stereotypes.
Gwinevere von Ludwig 7 years ago
Agreed. I also felt this whole exchange reeked of misogyny and a weird desire to reinforce these awful stereotypes.
Load More Replies... Angie Chan 7 years ago
I had a beer with a male friend a few months ago, and he said, "Guys can't grow perfect eyebrows like you women, we just get gnarly unibrows." I explained that I would also have a unibrow if I did not pluck it...and most women do it. The poor guy was baffled. At 38 years of age, he has learned that women pluck/groom their eyebrows.
Shauday Smith 7 years ago
it's good to know some men fall for our exhaustively crafted illusions... and then you had to go and shatter it with the truth! lol!
Load More Replies... Rebekah 7 years ago
This confirms it, I'm a freak. I don't have hair clips. I don't watch those programs. I don't need hours to get ready. I don't do drama. Freak. But I suppose I do need at least 10 mins warning before you drop by my house. Just enough time to Clorox Wipe the bathroom.
Alia Ris 7 years ago
as one freak to another, hear hear. (but we do poo, right?)
Load More Replies... rola 7 years ago
Yes yes the lot of you are so different and edgy, I could puke. Listen, mates. We all have similarities and differences. Let's not put each other down to make ourselves feel superior. I don't watch those shows, nor do I wear makeup. But I could absolutely feel the drama of the weather being different than what it said, and having to change clothes. I use pins to tame my hair, so I felt him when he said they're everywhere. There's nothing wrong with these girls being them, just like there's nothing wrong with you or the women you know being themselves.
Debi Gallagher 7 years ago
I absolutely love this post and this man is the sweetest ever!! So much love comes thru!
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