30 Times The Funniest Internet ‘Grandma’ Killed It With Her Tweets (New Pics)

This is so dark and twisted...and I love it

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I feel disappointed when obituaries don't include the name I've been looking forward to seeing.

Me too.

Me too

Cause of death was never an issue until the 1980s when families were ASHAMED to have AIDS listed. It took court orders in some instances to stop newspapers from printing cause of death. / / / Then it was determined that AIDS is never directly the cause death, it suppresses the immune system and allows opportunistic infections to destroy health. / / / By the time that was known, death itself seemed to take on a shameful cast and it became more difficult to get papers to print cause of death -- such as in situations where survivors want people to enlist to fight a disease or disorder.

OMG lol!!!

Oh God 🤭 😂

Still exotic, though.

Grandma the savior

My role model

Please, don't!

I once spent 10 minutes watching a 100 year old lady walk to her car, get in, pull out, drive a 5 mph crawl down the road and then slowly crash into another car without so much as tapping the brakes. I called what was going to happen as I saw her get into the car. It was the slowest speed car accident I ever saw and I couldn't help but crack up. I was under the influence of schadenfreude that day, but it really was funny. Yeah, ok, fine, I'm going to hell, but no one got hurt and I swear if you saw it you would have laughed, too.

My neighbor has a VW Golf and still can't parallel park it -- even when there are no other cars on the street, it is two feet away from the curb.

If I had a Crown Vic, I would parallel park the hell out of it!

That made me laugh really out loud.

Helens got a Crown Vic? What year?

She is the Chuck Norris of Grandmas.

I need you in my life!

This literally happened to me 2 years ago. Thanks for the extra $1k!

OK, Boomer.

Lmbo!!! Ha ha haaaaa

Priorities

LOL

I laughed way too hard at this one.

You know nothing, Grandma.

I always thought Coachella was similar to Nutella. You put it on toast 🤷‍♀️

What is Coachella?

And it itches, I hear.

POVERTY would work.

Myrna this is pure gold!

And my professor has a Mitch face right now because I'm wasting class browsing bored panda. *quickly closes incognito tab upon hearing footsteps approaching*

LMAO

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Very poor.

HEY, LOOK! IT'S ME WHEN I GET OLDER! My friends always tell me I'm the ultimate grammar Nazi XD

My dad has that on a shirt

Henry Rollins famously said about a woman he dated who felt compelled to "improve" him: "I want to remind you that school is out and we can have fun now!"

Somebody stole MY idea ! I bought a house in a village in Portugal and was bad-mouthed by 4-5 old biddies for not attending prayer-hour in church across the square every after-noon.I cornered the ring-leader and invited the bunch for afternoon tea.As they were itching to see the house decor they all came and guess what was in the special-recipe cookies?! We were best buddies ever after....and no prayer-hour.

Many seniors are discovering that POT is better than any pharmaceutical they've been given, calms their anxieties, and has no side effects. My aunt suffers chronic pain and a tincture helps her sleep for hours. She kept wanting me to bring some to her in Kansas until I pointed out that if she moved to Colorado, there would be no threat of arrest.

Love this and you. 😊

It starts with feeding children sushi and foi gras, and is exacerbated by giving them credit cards that are paid for by parents.

Awesome!

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But Myrna, Vaccines are now an average of 15 for our kids, as opposed to 4 in your time.