24 Of The Funniest Language Jokes And Puns

If only 'pipped' had been 'piped'...

Clever mix of grammar and biology...

Well this is very true

well... ;)

reminds me of when i was in third grade & my teacher said there were no words with three vowels in a row & i said, "really? that makes me anxious because a word like that would be beautiful." she hated me.

As a feline lover, I approve... :)

Ok, this is a good

Clever

I don't usually appreciate "x, y and z walk into a bar" jokes, but this one was way too intense to disregard

A grammar based (erroneously) dad joke...

Auto-correct is unique to the user. You may not have any enemies but you sure must have had a lot of enemas.

Oh how many times i have been corrected for this

*Cringe* Remove one 'ever' or add '... ever!'.

This is an OLD one

Meh, to me "period" refers to a certain time span. Dots that end a sentence are "full stops" , and the bleeding cycle thing is a "menstruation".

Ouch. Who else took a while to get it?

Shouldn't this be get not got? Why are there so many typos in this post about grammar?

But someone has taken them out for " t. "

But you hate full-stops?

And he never lets you finish your words.

I'd like to learn how to use it; I can never get it right

Another grammar-related dad joke...

Nor can it have a complement...

Reminds me of the Tom any Jerry episode Texas Tom. The opening song. "I was strollin' down the trail the other day..when I met a purdy lady 'long the way. I said have we met before and she pulled her .44, so I tipped my hat and slowly rolled away. I was strollin' down the trail the other day..when I met a purdy lady 'long the way. I said 'Baby you're a dream,' she said 'touch me and I'll scream', so I tipped my hat and slowly rolled away."