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If you were looking for a sign, Wallingford Sign is the one. Each week it provides you a new joke or a witty observation. Isn't it a puntastic idea?

This funny initiative was started by Seattle Propane at Wallingford Chevron. In 2005 an auto repair shop was converted into an ExtraMile convenience store. The owners say, that it had always been "easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like", but they wanted to do something different with it. And so they did.

Check out the sign's wisdom in the pictures below!

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John L
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9 years ago

What did she just say? :D

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    That's because you tend to date mommies who bring their little ones with them. ;D

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    CatShatBrix
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    9 years ago

    'Then, it happens all over again...'

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    Vanessica Bloxgirl
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    9 years ago

    I regret not sleeping then... I over sleep now though!

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    Mikleo
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    9 years ago

    Whenever I raised his hand, he claims he did it himself.

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I wonder if they will get an electronic sign to replace this one when it is replaced? :D

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    Lots of 'Air & Space' there though, I'll bet. :D

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    No wonder it was tense. Nobody knows which route to take. ;D

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    Vanessica Bloxgirl
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    9 years ago

    And a bit anti heroic

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    This is probably the wisest one of all their posts. And most educations are learned outside the classroom too. :D

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    Vanessica Bloxgirl
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    9 years ago

    Glad that im not scared of spiders, as a girl

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    Vanessica Bloxgirl
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    *grates cheese in Switzerland* 'excuse me?'

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    I guess your mother traded it in for a ladder that was more user friendly. :D

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    just a thought !
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    9 years ago

    Then would this sign even exist ?

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    Yeah, ain't menopause a b***h? ;D

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    Vanessica Bloxgirl
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Maybe bear grills can tell you

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    Alia Gail
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    9 years ago

    lmao this one needs more upvotes

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    Lisa Greene
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    They tried to make me go to rehab...

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    Kjorn
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    9 years ago

    every morning when i Wake up

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    Perhaps this is also a "sign" of a less than adequate moral character. :O

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    Tamara Laney
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    9 years ago

    This is the most appealing one in the bunch.

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Well after all, as they say, "Variety Really is the Spice of Life". ;D

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    logical fallacy
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    9 years ago

    Your cardiologist buys a new yacht.

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    If one is carrying a red balloon, I'm out'a there. 🤔

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    CatShatBrix
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    9 years ago

    Still better than Trump.

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    PyroarRanger
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    9 years ago

    O_o well this just got dark...

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    Laura LaTata
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    9 years ago

    It's always "truck month."

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    CatShatBrix
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    9 years ago

    No No No please stop!

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    What if IT's carrying a red balloon in one hand? 😱

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    Unfortunately, if you can't get over the first one, you are now stuck with another,....and another,.....and..............

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    Neeraj Jha
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    9 years ago

    Kermit the frog likes it

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    Vasanth
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    9 years ago

    shouldn't it be 'Start to Think' and 'Stop to forget' ?

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    Nini
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    9 years ago

    Aff... Moderation didn't come along.

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    Vanessica Bloxgirl
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    9 years ago

    Winter is coming...

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    just a thought !
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    9 years ago

    This one's messing with my mind ...

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    frederic eeckman
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    9 years ago

    In french we say "à tes souhaits", which basically means "to your wishes". We actually don't have anything related to religion to say if someone sneeze :D

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    Vanessica Bloxgirl
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    9 years ago

    so now its the wife... wait... wat...

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    Jolo Atlantis
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    9 years ago

    Try a meterstick.

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    Vasanth
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    9 years ago

    It makes one looooooooooong Week

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    Doc Thissen
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    9 years ago

    Isn't that what it's all about?

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