Gardening Store Turns It’s Products Into Love Song Puns For Valentine’s Day! Here Are 10 Of The Best.
Gardening store, Internet Gardener, have decided to give some poetic inspiration for hopeless romantics this Valentine’s with some puns and poetry of their own! There’s a lot more on their Valentine’s page, but here is a selection of some of the best.
More info: internetgardener.co.uk
Everything I Grow, I Grow it For You
Search your garden cart
Search your parasol
And when you find me there, you’ll spade no more
Don’t tell me it’s not worth vinin’ for
You can’t tell me it’s not worth thrivin’ for
You know it’s true
Everything I grow, I grow it for you
I Wanna Know What Glove Is, I Want You To Show Me
I wanna know what glove is
I want you to grow me
I wanna feel what glove is
I know you can grow me
The Man Who Can’t Be Mowed
Maybe I’ll get famous as the man
who can’t be mowed
Maybe you won’t mean to
but you’ll see me on the dew
And you’ll come runner beaning
to the corner dining set
‘Cause you’ll know it’s bush for you
Seat Caroline
Where it began, I can’t begin to knowing
But then I know it’s growing strong
Was in the spring, then spring became the summer
Who’d have believed you’d come along
Hands, digging plants, weeding out,
Touching me, so have a,
Seat Caroline
Pizza My Heart
Take another little pizza my heart now baby
You know you got it if it makes you feel good
Oh, yes, indeed
Total Eclipse of the Arch
Once upon a thyme I was falling in love
But now I’m only falling apart
There’s nothing I can do, A total eclipse of the arch
Once upon a time there was light in my fire
But now there’s only love in the bark
Nothing I can sage
A total eclipse of the arch
All of Tree
Cause all of tree loves all of yew
Love your herbs and all your hedges
All your perennial imperfections
I Want a Rack for Wood
Whatever my shed, whatever I hid
I didn’t clean it
I just want a rack for wood
Whenever I’m wrong
Just pass me the tongs and I’ll singe it
You’ll be alight with kindled wood
I want a rack for wood
I Like Big Water Butts
I like big water butts and I cannot lie
You other bird baths can’t deny
When a girl walks in with a brush to baste
And a ground thing in your face
You get sun
When You Say Kneeler Stool
The smile on your fence
Let’s me know that you need me.
There’s a truth in your hosepipe
Saying you’ll never leaf me.
The glove on your hand says you’ll catch me
wherever my tools.
You say it best when you say kneeler stool.
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