312 Epic Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

Haha.. thats funny :)

Awe that's really sweet of him! :)

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Well, you'll have to let your fangs grow. In this world, if you don't look like it's dangerous to mess with, there will always have assholes who'll think it's ok to disrespect you. Do you think that the perv that rub themselves to women on the bus, slap the waitress ass or call names to the women that do not answer their "advances" would even try those behavior if the women in question would look like Dwayne Johnson?

I’m with ya. I could probably power the world

hahaha, this needs to be further up

Saaaame

Funny way to look at it xDD

Send dunes!

lol :DDDD

OMG! Piqua, Ohio. Almost the only city in Ohio that has a Q in it's name. When my Dad and I played collecting the letters of the alphabet (in order, cuz that's how we rolled in the 70s) on family road trips to my grandparents house, we always had fun seeing who could get the Q from the city water tower first. Ahh..the days before the Internet...(insert joke here)

My boyfriend would make a picture and send it to me via WhatsApp. 😊

Yes! Why?

Yeah, or buy a big dildo in a transparent bag and take a picture of your husband's face!

Gohst from 2018: I LOVE TIDE PODS @ 3 AM

argh literally....

I wonder if that happens to other people or if it it happens to her often

That’s me right there

also true with mushrooms

If your name is 'Bev', then you certainly got that one right.

My Crush texts : Hi; Me: On Amazon start searching "wedding suits".

As a Hindi speaking person, reading 'bc' as 'because' takes an extra effort.

OMG! This is totally my plan as well xD xD xD

Well it happens with men also, though its just other way around!

Yes

smart....

Focus on the pockets hahahaha yes!

story of my life

But what was his answer? xD''

Me: Anxious, faster, and pretending to tolerate other humans.

My baby cousin said she wants to be a dinosaur. Same though...

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I feel like this needs context. Men usually experience consequences in the grand scheme of life.

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Why does the word "Flighty" keep coming to mind here?

Good tip for cases of halloween party

Why is this one not at the top???

Awwwww that's cute

Google Earth... Hey, Look, the neighbors got a new puppy... Experienced Introvert.

This. So much, this.

Me

oh gawd so true

😂😨😂 Right above the dogs nose... His black marks are shaped like .. Nevermind, y'all will see it 😂

There are men who will be so sensitive that they'll emotionally accuse a woman of being too emotional and unstable.

He was willing to THROW AWAY PIZZA for you? He's a keeper, then. Or mentally unstable.

OMFG YESS there's still a 19 cent pay gap!!!!!1

The one on the right looks like a bar bouncer.

XD

I thought we were supposed to be interested in her skills, not her appearance...

This one is poetry. I like it.

*facepalm*

I'm gonna get these for my white dog. He likes wearing socks. I'll put the garter belt on a different dog, just to make The Husband worry.

When she finds out abt it, her husband would actually be playing the game of Life and Death.

LOL

for guys it mostly a pint of beer

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In what world random people randomly come up to a person and ask such a thing? #neveractuallyhappens

Yeah...

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You can always say "You're MY daddy!"

I did that all the time. Made me feel like Batman.

this right here tho

When you already told them earlier.

its true

Not to mention that piece of ass can be positive while half-ass is negative. Saw that on 9-gag today: https://9gag.com/gag/aPjBNmB

proud and beautiful

*in panic

Ahahahahahaha... <3

You keep saying threat like you don't know what it means...