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Here's one dedicated for all you ladies out there. Although, to be honest, this very relatable post is for anybody with a sense of humor. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list below features various funny sayings that you'll only hear from women (or perhaps men too. Who knows). Some of them are universal truths. Some might be false. Some might even be equal to funny stereotypes. But all of them are funny. So whether you're a man or a woman, married or divorced, dating or single, young or old, chances are that you'll all find some everyday problem to laugh about in the collection below. Don't forget to tell us what you think about these good-humored women stereotypes and add the ones that we've left behind!

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Kim Addleton
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10 years ago

Unless you have teenage sons.

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    Lily Quinn
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    10 years ago

    Meeee

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    Pi
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    10 years ago

    Lol! I can identify with this one!

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    Colin Soder
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Applies for guys equally as well

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    Nichakorn Jinarak
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Me too!!

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    Liz Miller
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    A pair? Singular??? LOL

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    varwenea
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    The second the one fancy white lace panty with the matching bra is on, BAM!

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    Liz Miller
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    After 1 hour I'm already like "ok, I get it, I've earned my not-pregnant badge this month, not cut the cra(m)p!!"

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    yuni sihombing
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    very...very..truueeee.. !!! gossshh

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    Wiwo Yusrah
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Amen!

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    Colin Soder
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    This should be broadcasted on TV, radio, and the internet as an emergency alert every day on the hour to all men.

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    Liz Miller
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Try taking off your hugh heels after a day of work

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    Seamus Moore
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    I fear this comment will be better then the new Ghostbusters movie.....

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    Teagan Skinner
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    true

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    Mahmoud El-Samany
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    funny ^^

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    Lisa-Marie Saunders
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Me all the freaking time!

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    Puddin Tane
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Hey, I like that!

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    Debra Tribby LHeureux
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    I did night gown no panties in a long coat and boots in a blizzard then got pulled over by a police officer who requested I exit the vehicle.

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    Rachel Nordby
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Well for me it's the other way around cause I'm left handed

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    May of the Mountains
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    This is kinda enforcing gender stereotypes.... Not all women are crazy about shoes.

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    Rhonda Whisenhunt
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Ha-ha!

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    Louise Lefebvre
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Don't drink that would be tea for me. Thank you.

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    tsjah
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Houston shld just know us well enuf by now to know without asking

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    Suzanne Yenser
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    You know

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    Pat Woodward
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Never getting another one!

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    Kathy Black
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    That's the book that starts with "It was a dark and stormy night" right?

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    Nicola Williams
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Literally me this morning

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    tsjah
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    letshopeso

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    Taylor Pearson
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Or on their period

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    Puddin Tane
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    That goes for men too. Men with man boobs.

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    Sandra Lowe-Bartts
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Sure Charles wonders this regularly.

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    tsjah
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    10 years ago

    I think flying or invisibiity would automatically come with calmness

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    Blasted Stone
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    i've said it...

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    Margaret Knowles
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Haha.

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    Liz Miller
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Only reason I dont laugh during yoga is because I'm trying not to fart, and laughing whilst being bend over in a triple downward dog salutation will definitely have that result

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    tsjah
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    neckpain and can't stop yapping?

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    tsjah
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    ankles

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    Jeannie Ellis
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Bracelets--why would a man wear a bracelet?

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    Monmon
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    *thumbs up*

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    Liz Miller
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Not to mention the burn of your thighs rubbing together when you're wearing a cute summer dress ????

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