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Wendy’s fast food chain might be named after a sweet little girl, but don't be fooled by that seemingly innocent exterior. Beneath that sign lurks a world of sass, as Twitter users everywhere have recently been discovering.

The fast-food restaurant is well known for its hamburgers and chicken sandwiches, but it’s also started serving double helpings of shut the hell up to anybody brave enough to take them on via Twitter.

Check out this funny list of tweets and dark humor jokes compiled by Bored Panda to see what we mean. And if you’re in the mood for more light-hearted roasting, our hilarious collection of dad jokes is packed with groaners that hit just as hard. The moral of this story? Don’t mess with Wendys! Want to see more hilarious examples of Wendy fighting back? Then click here for more.

#1

Oh Snap

Wendy's roasting tweet with a trash can photo response to a McDonald's question.

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Michel M. Prins 9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who enjoys McDonalds, I still have to admit that I thought: Ooooooh, snap!

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    #2

    Guy Deletes His Twitter Account After Wendy's Roast

    Wendy's tweets roasting user on Twitter about fresh beef claims, showcasing their humor and wit.

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    Amanda Panda 9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all seriousness... does Wendy's not serve breakfast? It just occurred to me, I've never seen a someone eating Wendy's for breakfast.

    Ainayat Phoolka 7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao! Got dammit! That’s hilarious. WENDY’S ALL THE WAY! ( I’m probably gonna get so many hates on this 😆 )

    Mei Yoke 8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a blog post about Wendy’s in Penang, Malaysia. https://leongmy.com/wendys-at-design-village/

    luna 8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah their beef is too cool to be frozen. its in deep freeze. its colder than a freezer

    Christian Plays 8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are just ROASTING people so much and i like it! plus NHride is busted "dope *** breakfast" .... more like "dumb *** breakfast"

    Launa Larchick 8 years ago

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    #3

    Wendy's Versus Burger King

    Wendy's witty Twitter roast with fast food visuals, engaging in humorous banter.

    Wendys on Twitter Report

    Juana 9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. Burger King is garbage food. Would rather eat at Wendy's any day of the week.

    Colin Dumont 7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True man, they used to have god fries but they changed to recepie so I said screw this. I'm driving three hours to the nearest Wendy's

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    Bridgette David 9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burger King used to be good. But they have changed so many. The worst things they did was change their french fries and the chicken tenders.

    ahmed mohamed 7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i will not pick sides because I like them both plus there is a cookie

    Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 for $4 is edible food? Get real, it's cheap processed c**p like the rest of them.

    Jenn 9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone notice the dates on this conversation? It doesn't match up.

    Giovani Hernandez 6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got reck there because Wendy’s is better and McDonald’s suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck with raw food roses are red, violet is blue I was born this way, what happened to you? GET ROAST B***H

    Chen Allen 7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh where is the trashcan where is the place you are so racist that you want to race

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    #4

    Friendly Advice From Wendy's Twitter Account

    Wendy's witty Twitter roast suggesting a user find new friends over McDonald's choice.

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    #5

    Asking For It

    Wendy's roasting a Twitter user with a witty response, referencing Bart Simpson and 1997.

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    Giovani Hernandez 6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Wendy’s you for got this he’s trash at trash talking and put this in your so fake that Barbie are jealous, roses are red, violet is blue I was born this way, what happened to you???

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    #6

    Good Morning How Did You Sleep

    Wendy's funny Twitter exchange roasting a user about sleeping habits and honesty.

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    Cody Eriksen 9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Twitter handlers should all get raises! They are actually professional with their comebacks!

    Giovani Hernandez 6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please be honest because Wendy’s is better than everything and Starbucks but ima give Wendy’s 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999, stars

    Daniëlle Raats 9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s amusing how the Wendy’s, Burger kings and McDonalds off this world think they are restaurants.

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    #7

    Obvious Answer From Wendy's Twitter

    Wendy's Twitter roast replying "Move" to a user's question about not having a Wendy's nearby.

    Wendys Twitter Report

    #8

    Apply Cold Water After That Burn

    Wendy's roasting a Twitter user with a witty comeback in response to a critical tweet.

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    Wulfur 8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I up voted this partly because I'm a grammar nerd and partly to get it to exactly 50 likes

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    DancingToMyself 9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand something. Please, can anyone from USA tell me when you're have to learn the difference between "you are", "your", and "you're"? I apologies, and don't want to be rude, I'm only curious. Thx. :)

    Angela Pendarvis 6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone should learn the difference between you're and your certainly before they were have a Twitter account. You're is the apostrophized form of and can be used instead of you are, ie. You're beautiful. Your is the possessive meaning belonging to as in your book or your car. Not being a total grammar police but FYI, you should have either said "I apologize" or "my apologies" instead of "I apologies". Just sayin'. I presume your first language isn't English since you asked for someone in the USA to respond, although there are other English speaking countries other than the USA. Hope this helps.

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    #9

    Good Pick Up Line

    Wendy's witty Twitter roast featuring sugar packets, showcasing its humor online.

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    #10

    Fries Before Guys

    Wendy's clever Twitter reply, humorously roasting a user's tweet about their 4 for $4 meal deal.

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    #12

    Roast Me

    Wendy's funny roast of a Twitter user about their follower count in a viral tweet exchange.

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    Damian Gordon 3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do wonder who's on yhe pther side of the screen of wendy's twitter page is it like whoever wants to have it for that day or something? someone explain that to me please

    Giovani Hernandez 6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean Mirriam Banda??? Hehehehehehehehehe???...!!!,,,🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    Giovani Hernandez 6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McDonald’s make me 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

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    #13

    We Do Not Cut Corners

    Wendy's roasts user on Twitter, humorously replying, "We don't cut corners," to a question about square burgers.

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    Kristen Lee 3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t remember how this went down verbatim, but I remember the continuation of one of these “we don’t cut corners” bits where someone comments that square burgers aren’t natural looking and Wendy’s response was something like “as if circle shapes of meat are any more natural”. It was such a perfect response!

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    #14

    True Cost Of A Big Mac

    Wendy's roasting a user on Twitter with a witty response about a Big Mac.

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    foofoofloofy 3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a fun fact: Devon Peacock is the Simpsons character pictured in the pfp.

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    #16

    Bk For The Win

    Wendy's humorous Twitter roast replying to a tweet about BK.

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    Tyler Friske 8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only participation trophy they could win is a free hamburger from Wendy's

    Giovani Hernandez 6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnnnnn. Fix you hair it looks like a gorilla 🦍 did it

    Tyler Friske 8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would win in a to the death fight McDonald's or Burger King. Or would they both lose.

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    #17

    Rap Battle

    Wendy's Twitter roast response to a rap battle challenge, humorously referencing mom's spaghetti.

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    Jack Nolan 9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes so loud he opens his mouth but the words won't come out He's choking how everybody's choking now The clocks run out times up over POW!

    Jack Nolan 9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His palms are sweaty, knees weak , arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti

    Jack Nolan 9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole Crowd

    Full Name 9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words they didn't eat at Wendy's (at least no spaghetti at Wendy's where I live)

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    #18

    Just Run!

    Wendy's humorous Twitter response to a user's question about McDonald's.

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    Giovani Hernandez 6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart tell your mom or dad to go to Wendy’s because it dose not cost a lot but McDonald’s is expensive and disgusting. f**k McDonald’s 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮. The star for McDonald’s -99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.

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    #21

    The Wrong Place

    Wendy's Twitter roast replying humorously to a Taco Bell question, showcasing wit and engagement.

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    Anika Sheth 2 years ago

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    Gabriel Banuelos 8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be better if they replied, "An hour on the porcelain throne"

    Logan Scaggs 6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk why someone downvoted you! I thought it was hilarious so I upvoted you now your even again

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    #22

    Advice From Wendy's

    Wendy's witty comeback on Twitter to a user's comment about their nuggets and burgers.

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    Chris Gen 9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this girl giving Wendy's a compliment, saying that their food is not sh!t?

    Stephanie Hutner 9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Are you being serious? It's an expression. Like, it ain't s**t, it ain't any good. It ain't special. It is a stupid expression, I know.

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol "Wendy's ain't s**t" means they suck xD you guys are obviously not from the hood haha it's slang

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    #23

    Hello?

    Wendy's playful Twitter response to a user's Krusty Krab question.

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    Ace Muler 9 years ago

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    NOO THIS IS WEEEEEEEENNNDDDYYYYYYYY'SSSSSSSSSSS -Patrick 20(I dont give a c**p)