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50 Steam Reviews So Hilarious, You’ll Wonder Whether The Reviewers Are Gamers Or Comedians
Reviews are a huge deal in today’s age. From visiting places to buying products, or even playing video games, they help us decide what to choose from the zillion options available. Some people leave straightforward reviews, but there are others who turn into absolute entertainers while doing it.
Just look at the gamers who have left the weirdest game reviews on Steam. Some are so hilarious, they might give comedians a run for their money. Odd Steam Reviews and r/SteamReviews are the two communities that post the wildest ones, and we compiled them below. Just scroll down to enjoy a hearty laugh!
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#1
Cyberpunk 2077
Mel 3 days ago
This might be an unpopular opinion, but I was waiting for the game since the game was announced in 2012, because I was very excited about the concept and I loved it even when it came out (mostly because I didn't experience any of the issues that my friend and colleague had on his rig).
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#2
Diablo Iv
Mel 3 days ago (edited)
You mean when Blizzard merged with Activision? I'm someone who had more hours on World of Warcraft than I would be willing to share (our guild was in top 5 who showed Deathwing the middle finger) and who grew up on Diablo and Diablo 2. My older cousin introduced me to WoW WotLK expansion and the Warcraft universe. It hasn't been the same for years and it became nothing but a cash grab.
#4
Resident Evil Requiem
#5
Final Fantasy Xiv
#6
Subnautica
Touhou Youyoumu 2 days ago
Great game, great review. Got a fear of deep expansive oceans. Not a game for you.
#7
Valheim
#8
Lmao
Fungus John 2 days ago
I've seen this actual review lol. Its for Cult of the Lamb, which I just bought.
#9
God Of War
#10
Marvel's Spider-Man 2
#11
Hunt: Showdown 1896
#12
Jurassic World Evolution 3
#13
Firewatch. Me Too Bro, Me Too
#14
10/10
#15
Control Resonant
#17
Best Review Imo
#18
Escape The Backrooms
#19
Far Cry 6
#22
Persona 5
#23
Minecraft Dungeons II
#24
Need For Speed™ Most Wanted
ben woskje 3 days ago
Depends... NFS:MW (2005) - one of the best driving games ever made... NFS:MW (2012) - a boring piece of s**t game that is an insult to its original namesake i assume this review is for the latter!
#25
Warframe
#26
After Playing This Game, I Can Say Its Quite Accurate
#28
I Found Someone That A Remake *checks Notes* Added Women
#29
Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced
#30
Meccha Chameleon
#31
It Takes Two
#32
This Is A Real Review With A Real Response From The Developer
#33
That's Rough Buddy
#34
I Guess They Still Need More Time
#35
Palworld
#37
On Sale And Bought It Just Because Of This
Brian Herold 2 days ago
Sounds like Fallout: NV. Was going to post this as a joke, but, the more I thought about it, the more I realized that I might actually be correct.
#38
Something We All Wonder
#39
Seems Like He Likes This Game
Farah (she/her) 2 days ago
46,366.7 HOURS??????? DUDE THATS ABOUT 1932 DAYS! SO LIKE 5 YEARS AND A THIRD???? thats insane holy s**t (and i thought i was weird by having 700 hours on roblox)
#40
Lobotomy Corporation
#41
We're Making A Game About Robots And Terraforming, But For Some People, It's Just Not Good Enough
#43
For Those Who Don't Know, Gd Update 2.2 Released That Day
#46
Hogwarts Legacy
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 days ago
I have a feeling this person is suggesting that trans people not liking giving jk Rowling money or power is a bad thing... weird thing to do my guy
#47
I Hate This Game
#48
Keep In Mind This Is A Game About Catching Cute Little Food Based Pokemon Like Creatures And Feeding Them To Your Friends
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What do you think ?
Nikole [8647] 2 days ago
I feel like the majority of people on BP have Steam accounts, so more things like this please!
Nikole [8647] 2 days ago
I feel like the majority of people on BP have Steam accounts, so more things like this please!
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